Episode Guide

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27.01

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Earl Withthedragontattoo". Jeff (co-anchor "Jerry") - amorous potter working at his wheel on new pot, Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - army cadet who thinks the studio is an assault course, Ryan (weather forecaster "Lumpy Garoux") - having furious arguments with members of his family in the studio.
2. Hoedown: Mexican food.
3. Infomercial: Kit to get a better night's sleep - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Strange lines to hear in a war movie, things you should not turn into a competition, things you can say on a farm that you cannot say about your partner, what news anchors are saying when they're shuffling their papers.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of San Francisco - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing Johnny Cash and Yoko Ono's "Tale Of The Fog Bandit" and the Hawaiian hit "I Haight-Ashbury".

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27.02

1. Let's Make A Date: Gary questions. Wayne - hyperactive first grader who thinks people are playground equipment, Colin - Scottish terrier who thinks people's body parts are bones, Ryan - inept astronaut on a space station where everything is going wrong.
2. Doo-wop: Anna who died in a cheese-related accident (version 2) - Gary, Wayne & Colin.
3. Whose Line: Peter Pan (Colin) and Wendy (Ryan).
4. Irish Drinking Song: Met my lover at a job interview.
5. Scenes From a Hat: If everyone in nature shows were drunk, unlikely things to see on a home improvement show, the world's worst cosmetics commercials, the worst times to forget you're still wearing a microphone.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Lifeguard - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the rock & roll hit "Sunburns and Sand" and the ragtime hit "Kelp!".

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27.03

1. Questions: one night in a sketchy neighborhood.
2. World's Worst: Clips from the world's worst action movie.
3. Whose Line: The Beast (Colin) is trying to persuade the Beauty (Ryan) to live with him inside his castle.
4. Party Quirks: Jonathan hosts. Wayne - a series of 'Sesame Street' characters getting wildly drunk, Colin - Paul Revere shouting unpleasant things as he gallops past, Ryan - desperate squirrel who can't remember where he's hidden his nuts.
5. Hoedown: Doctor.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of Horror - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the early jazz hit "Let's Separate" and the munchkins' "Don't Open That Door".

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27.04

1. Questions: passions erupt at an office Christmas party.
2. Film Dub: "Arguing over dinner" - Ryan, Colin, Greg & Wayne.
3. Scene to Music: Two teens shoplifting in a supermarket (Ryan & Colin) when suddenly store detective Wayne catches them red-handed. Godfather music, 70s chase, sad, epic ending.
4. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are marines whose motorboat runs aground on a mysterious island full of weird and dangerous animals.
5. Scenes From a Hat: What the cast of Sesame Street does when the cameras stop rolling, if celebrities were doctors, inept criminals, catchphrases that will never catch on.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari - Greg & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the rhythm & booze hit "Africa Hot", and Elvis Presley's "Pith Helmet and Khakis" from the movie "Surfing Surf".

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27.05

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "P.T. Cosidontdrinkcoffee". Nyima (co-anchor "The Bitch") - Colin's bitter ex-wife dishing the dirt on him, Wayne (sportscaster) - leading the audience in a prison break, Ryan (weather forecaster "Marcel") - the world's angriest mime.
2. Two-Line Vocabulary: Colin is a naval commander whose submarine has come under attack and is leaking water, with crewmen Wayne ("Do you want to take this outside?" and "Wow that's huge") and Ryan ("Is this helping?" and "Why?").
3. Newsflash: Male strippers. Ryan & Nyima anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad break-up lines, the dating videos of fictional characters, things that would ruin the atmosphere at a dinner party, if doctors broke into song.
5. Sideways Scene: Wild West pioneer Colin has brought his frisky new bride Nyima back to his log cabin for their first night together, and excitable neighbor Wayne is washed in on a torrent of water to tell them that the river has burst its bank. X-Men movie, haunted house, Peter Pan, Angry Birds.

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27.06

1. Questions: passions erupt during a space mission.
2. Doo-wop: Debbie who died in a meat-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.
3. Scenes From a Hat: Kids TV characters that never took off, if All-American sports were played drunk.
4. Whose Line: Colin is the puppet-maker Geppetto, Ryan is his wooden boy Pinocchio, so very desperate to be a real boy.
5. Hoedown: Fireman.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Farmer - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the tap-dancing song "Hen's In The Coop" and Adele's "Milking With Cold Hands".

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27.07

1. Hollywood Director: On the African plain, hunter Ryan is teaching flirty heiress Heather how to shoot, suddenly her husband Wayne rushes in being chased by a herd of stampeding animals. Colin directs. Possessed, guests on a trashy daytime talk show.
2. Scenes From a Hat: If people in a hospital spoke like Dr Seuss, things you wouldn't hear on a TV makeover show, the dating videos of nursery rhyme characters, unlikely subjects to be taught in school, if bad news were delivered in song.
3. Party Quirks: Heather hosts. Wayne - a series of "Star Wars" characters desperate to use the bathroom, Colin - foot masseur who gets aroused then horrified by people's feet, Ryan - clips from new DVD "The World's Most Painful Sports Bloopers".
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Car Mechanic - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Ed Sheeran's "GPS, Internet, Everything But A Damn Engine" and Colin's aunt Sheila's drunk wedding song "This Damn Seat Ain't Adjustable".

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27.08

1. Hollywood Director: During World War I, French airforce pilots Ryan & Jonathan are starting up their biplane, when suddenly dashing German fighter pilot Wayne flies in to attack them. Colin directs. Finding everything really sexy, Les Miserables.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Inappropriate times to crack open a beer, bad times to have an annoying buddy with you, if doctors were extremely stupid, pick-up lines at the auto repair shop.
3. Sound Effects: In the 1930s, Ryan & Colin are two San Francisco cops who get called to deal with a riot at Alcatraz prison.
4. Props: Ryan & Jonathan - glittery pink breast shapes, Colin & Wayne - giant yellow Pringle shapes.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Coast Guard - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the disco hit "Women And Children First" and the punk hit "Whale".

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27.09

1. Questions: passions erupt in a department store.
2. Film Dub: "Making plans for the evening" - Ryan, Colin, Jeff & Wayne.
3. Irish Drinking Song: Bar.
4. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are testing weapons in an arms factory when they are suddenly attacked by a gang of international criminals.
5. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - a 'Fast And The Furious' movie in 30 seconds, Colin - every character in a cheesy soap opera about Jeff's life, Ryan - a series of increasingly old streakers.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Zookeeper - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Johnny Cash and Shakira duet "Look What The Monkeys Are Doing" and the bluegrass hit "Escape!".

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27.10

1. Questions: passions erupt at a luxury hotel.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two zookeepers who have to transport a truckload of dangerous animals across the country, when they run into trouble.
3. Film Dub: "One day on the beach" - Ryan, Colin, Gary & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about a building that you can't say about your partner, weird things for a cop to say while they're frisking you, what Aisha does when she's in her dressing room.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Lifeguard - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Les Mis Broadway hit "My Trunks Are Riding Up", the line dancing hit "Riptide", and the ska hit "Great White".