Episode Guide

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26.01

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jeff are two scientists who are going to shrink themselves down and enter a human body, and then suddenly they're attacked by the body's defence mechanisms (Wayne). Colin directs. Muppets, Rock Opera.
2. Mixed Messages: Colin is the high-strung owner of a nuclear power plant that's about to blow, and has called his most senior nuclear scientists Wayne & Jeff (reading messages) to help solve the crisis.
3. Song Style: Love in shipping container homes. Wayne & Amber (Motown Duet).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things to announce in a showbiz way, if fairy tales had gritty real world endings, weird people to host Whose Line is it Anyway?
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a stressed-out wedding planner taking the bride-to-be Amber through everything he's prepared for her for the big day.

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26.02

1. Questions: passions erupt at a late night gas station.
2. Song Style: Jeanine Mason seeking a sexy dermatologist. Wayne (Latin Rap).
3. Themed Restaurant: Gary & Jeanine are a young couple having a romantic meal in an Old Testament-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
4. Moving People: Wayne & Colin face a global shortage of burritos.
5. Helping Hands: A flirtatious coffee shop barista, Ryan (Colin's hands), is training his new apprentice Jeanine in barista things.

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26.03

1. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two Canadian Mounties on patrol when suddenly they get the call that an army of robots is attacking the city.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely lines from romance novels, weird things to do in a gym, things guaranteed to kill the mood in the bedroom, sandwiches you'd never want to eat.
3. Film Dub: "A vacation gone wrong" - Ryan, Colin, Greg & Wayne.
4. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - a series of Greg's inflatable dolls constantly deflating, Colin - TV scientist using people to explain the human body, Ryan - various small woodland animals dying in horrible ways.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Motel - Greg & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the bluegrass hit "Nothin' In The Vending Machine" and the Latin Pop classic "Más Huevos Por Favor".

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26.04

1. Questions: passions erupt at a business convention.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely tourism slogans for America, famous last words, pick-up lines at the circus, the world's worst airline pilot, the dreams of Colin Mochrie.
3. Mixed Messages: Colin is the head engineer at the Hoover Dam, who has called his senior engineers Chip & Wayne (reading messages) to urgently deal with a leak.
4. Props: Ryan & Chip - pink cones with tubes sticking out, Wayne & Colin - gold foil strings.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Plastic Surgeon - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Chip sing the opera aria "The Rhinoplasty of Seville" and the 80s hit "Fixing My Face In The Mirror".

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26.05

1. Dating App: Jonathan questions. Wayne - selfie-obsessed tourist trying to get the craziest photo, Colin - panicking hermit crab desperately looking for a new home, Ryan - furious Italian mother dealing with her family members in the studio.
2. Duet: Taking your girl to a dive bar. Wayne, Jonathan & Chris (90s R&B).
3. World's Worst: Thing to see or hear on a television travel show.
4. Dubbing: Wayne is a female choreographer teaching Chris (dubbed by Ryan) the moves for her latest Broadway show, when suddenly Wayne's ex-boyfriend Colin arrives to show that he should be in the show.
5. Living Scenery: Colin is taking his date Ryan out for a fun-packed night on the town before heading back to his cheap motel. Wayne & Chris provide scenery.

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26.06

1. Questions: passions erupt at a gas station.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two cops testing out different weapons at a gun range, they get a call to go and deal with trouble at a biker rally.
3. Duet: Candice as "The Girlfriend" who shoots fire from her eyes (and lasers from her nipples). Wayne & Jeff (Hip Hop).
4. Film Dub: "Arguing about dinner plans" - Ryan, Colin, Jeff & Wayne.
5. Scenes From a Hat: If farmers only spoke in innuendos, bad ways to break up with your partner, if popular TV shows were performed by dogs, terrible ways to lighten the mood.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of Jail - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the techno hit "License Plates And Cigarettes" and the early jazz hit "Conjugal Visit".

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26.07

1. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to read in a cookbook, if people behaved like S&M enthusiasts in their regular job, pick-up lines that would never work.
2. Duet: Cedric the Insurance Adjuster. Wayne & Gary (Jamaican Dance Hall).
3. Props: Ryan & Gary - black shark fins, Wayne & Colin - red tubes with spirals out one end.
4. Newsflash: extreme sport fails. Gary & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Dallas - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the rap battle "Clowns In A Barrel" and "G Is For Gun" by the Muppets.

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26.08

1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - Japanese teen pop sensation looking for people to help launch the next big dance craze, Colin - drowning man using other people's body parts to keep himself afloat, Ryan - acting out the fantasies of Colin Mochrie.
2. Film Dub: "Tensions rise on the beach" - Ryan, Colin & Wayne.
3. Irish Drinking Song: Went on a date and had no money.
4. Secret: Adam (Ryan) and Eve (Colin).
5. Scenes From a Hat: Things that you can say about a city that you can't say about your partner, things you don't want to hear from the person you're sharing a bed with, unlikely lines from country and western songs.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Big Box Supermarket - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the scat hit "Twelve Items Or Less" and the Irish Rock classic "Don't Cut The Line, Bitch".

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26.09

1. Hollywood Director: In a luxury hotel room, hunky CIA agent Ryan is seducing female enemy spy Colin, when suddenly metal-limbed villain Wayne smashes his way in. Greg directs. Different famous celebrities, catwalk models, sadists and masochists.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely lines from romance novels, unlikely opening lines of a sermon, things you shouldn't do to try and impress your date, things guaranteed to kill the mood in the bedroom.
3. Whose Line: Snow White (Colin) has just been woken with a kiss from the gallant Prince (Ryan).
4. Props: Ryan & Greg - giant white neck pillows, Wayne & Colin - giant silver nails.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Motel - Greg & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Snoop Dogg & Lil Wayne's "Room 237" and Cab Calloway's "What's That Stain On The Lampshade?".

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26.10

1. Dating App: Chip questions. Wayne - teething baby biting on unusual things, Colin - bird looking for the perfect place to lay her egg, Ryan - Colin's trashy ex-wife, trying to make him jealous.
2. Duet: A whip under the bed. Wayne, Chip & Ricki (60s girl group).
3. Whose Line: Batman (Colin) and Robin (Wayne) having an argument.
4. Themed Restaurant: Chip & Ricki are a couple enjoying a romantic meal at an Olympics-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
5. Helping Hands: Farmer Ryan (Colin's hands) has prepared a welcome meal for his fiance Ricki and is explaining what her new life on the farm will be like.

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26.11

1. Let's Make A Date: Gary questions. Wayne - a series of Muppets turning evil, Colin - horny gorilla, Ryan - mosquito who takes on the characteristics of whoever he bites.
2. Props: Ryan & Gary - pink needle shapes, Wayne & Colin - crumpled paper flowers.
3. Whose Line: Romeo (Ryan) and Juliet (Colin).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say at a gas station that you can't say about your partner, things that you would not see in a food commercial, bad names for shampoo, what Aisha is thinking right now.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Firefighter - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing "Bring Out The Hose" by a 60s girl group and the "Catch The Baby" calypso.

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26.12

1. Hollywood Director: Excited Scotsman Colin and his American wife Ryan are vacationing near Loch Ness in Scotland when suddenly the fearsome Loch Ness Monster (Wayne) emerges from the depths. Gary directs. Film Noire, Jerry Springer Show, "Fitty" Shades of Grey.
2. Sound Effects: In rural Texas, Ryan & Colin are two cops patrolling a livestock auction, suddenly a gang of criminals arrive to steal the prize animals.
3. Newsflash: zombies. Ryan, Wayne & Gary anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to propose, characters that were rejected from Sesame Street, bad names for toothpaste brands.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Therapist - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the reggae number one "You're Thinking Of Your Mother" and the Motown hit "You're Just Nuts".

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26.13

1. Dating App: Greg questions. Wayne - French skunk looking for the perfect kiss, Colin - obnoxious barnacle who only attaches himself to idiots, Ryan - hillbilly turned on by the weirdest things.
2. Doo-wop: Shelby who died tragically in an auto repair shop-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.
3. Mixed Messages: Prison warden Colin has gathered his guards Wayne & Greg (reading messages) to help him tackle a riot.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely opening lines of a sermon, if strippers used their moves for everyday tasks, bad things to do or say in the armed forces, bad people to be marooned on a desert island with.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Motel - Greg & Colin introduce, Wayne & Ryan sing lounge act Slim & Sloppy's "No Mint On The Pillow" and the Calypso classic "Little Bar Of Soap".

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26.14

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Rich Noiworkforthecw". Gary (co-anchor) - Colin's bitchy gossiping BFF, Ryan (sportscaster "Balls McGillycuddy") - bad tempered repo man visiting the Whose Line studio, Wayne (weather forecaster "Gribbles McGee") - a TV going through lots of different channels.
2. Scenes From a Hat: If team sports were done in a sexy way, unlikely questions from a school test, bad professions in which to play practical jokes, magic shows you'd never want to see.
3. Dubbing: Colin is the world's greatest female ice skater (obviously) auditioning his young protégé Adam (dubbed by Ryan) to be his ice dance partner when suddenly his ex-partner Wayne skates in to prove that he's still got what it takes.
4. Infomercial: Kit to improve your overall personal hygiene - Ryan & Colin.
5. Props: Ryan & Gary - brown tassles, Wayne & Colin - long red tongues.

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26.15

1. Questions: passions erupt at a wedding.
2. Film Dub: "One day at a spa" - Ryan, Brad, Colin & Wayne.
3. Props: Ryan & Brad - giant red foam watches, Colin & Wayne - red spiral tubes.
4. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two cops patrolling a zoo when they get orders to head downtown to combat a zombie invasion.
5. Scenes From a Hat: World's worst Tinder introductions, unlikely names for candy bars, bad times to get caught fooling around with someone, if Vegas magicians did regular jobs.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of Backpacking - Ryan & Colin introduce, Brad & Wayne sing the rap hit "Killer On The Loose" and the aria from opera Bola Moho, "Scraping Bark Off A Tree".

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26.16

1. Dating App: Jeff questions. Wayne - has a secret identity, the superhero 'angry grandma', Colin - Hannibal Lecter trying to find another body that tastes as good as his own, Ryan - zombie gathering an army of the undead to take over the studio.
2. Doo-wop: Ruby who died in a seafood-related accident - Jeff, Ryan & Colin.
3. Forward/Rewind: Wayne & Colin are two firemen responding to a fire at a farm, Ryan is the panicking farmer desperately trying to save his animals, Jeff is Ryan's lusty daughter who bursts out of the burning farmhouse.
4. Scenes From a Hat: If famous movie scenes were performed on too much caffeine, what Star Wars characters say while making love, what superheroes do when they think they're alone, the world's worst thing to say to a bride on her wedding day.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of (sleeping in) the Car - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the garage rock hit "Beep Beep Snore Snore" and Greek wedding song "Out Of Gas".

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26.17

1. World's Worst: Clips from the world's worst sci-fi movie.
2. Doo-wop: Maria who died in a plumbing-related accident - Jeff, Wayne & Colin.
3. Newsflash: human and animal bottoms. Ryan & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Lines you wouldn't hear in a tourism commercial, annoying people to share an office with, bad things to read on a prescription bottle.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Zookeeper - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the gangster rap "The Snakes Don't Have a Pit To Hiss In" and the Scottish Rock hit "Tranquilizer Dart".

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26.18

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Chip are two trigger-happy FBI Agents investigating a crashed spacecraft, when they disturb an alien couple (Wayne). Colin directs. Spanish gameshow, 70s porn, rock opera (with a dance move).
2. Doo-wop: Emily who died tragically in a zoo-related accident - Chip, Wayne & Colin.
3. Film Dub: "A boat trip gone wrong" - Ryan, Colin, Chip & Wayne.
4. Hoedown: Roommate.
5. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely congratulations cards, unlikely things to read on food packaging, unlikely lingerie commercials.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Plastic Surgeon - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Chip sing the country hit "Don't Give Me No Liposuction" and the Russian folk song "What To Do With An Extra Nipple".

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26.19

1. Questions: passions erupt in the army.
2. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are doctors in a maternity ward when suddenly the hospital is attacked by demons from the bowels of hell.
3. Newsflash: fantasy sword & dragon fights. Ryan, Wayne & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Inappropriate moments to chest bump, things you don't want to hear after getting naked, if dogs sang songs about their lives.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Car - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the German techno song "My Car Is A Metaphor" and the Two Tenors' "Behind Tinted Windows".

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26.20

1. Questions: passions erupt in a rough part of town.
2. Mixed Messages: Top scientist Colin has called his smartest colleagues Wayne & Jonathan (reading messages) to ask for their help in containing a deadly virus outbreak.
3. Scenes From a Hat: How to make your roommates move out, the world's worst personal trainer, what horror movie characters do when they're alone.
4. Newsflash: bats and vampires. Ryan, Wayne & Jonathan anchor, Colin reports.
5. Props: Ryan & Jonathan - orange witch hats, Wayne & Colin - red bulbed ornaments.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Astronaut - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing Run DMC & Aerosmith's "Houston We've Got A Problem" and the New Wave song "One Small Step For Man".