Episode Guide

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28.01

1. Let's Make A Date: Heather questions. Wayne - amorous ballroom dancer looking for a new partner, Colin - in The Jerry Springer Show "People Say I'm A Terrible Lover - I'll Prove Them Wrong", Ryan - aggressive talking stag trying to assert his dominance.
2. Props: Ryan & Heather - four yellow hemispheres on sticks, Wayne & Colin - pink rubber sash.
3. Forward/Rewind: Colin is an explorer and Wayne is his guide, helping him find the lost tomb of the Aztecs. Ryan is the furious Aztec high priest who wakes up and put a curse on them, and Heather rushes in as Colin's passionate girlfriend, afraid for his life.
4. Three-Headed Song: "I Love You For Your Teeth" - Wayne, Ryan & Kevin.
5. Greatest Hits: The Mall - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the disco hit "Can't Find My Way Out" and Lady Gaga's "There's No Smoking Here".

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28.02

1. Get Down: Wayne is a female doctor from the big city who is newly arrived in a small rural town, Jeff is the arrogant doctor whose practice she is joining, Ryan is a pregnant young woman coming to give birth, with Colin as somebody else.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Master plans of the least ambitious supervillains, hit shows on the hillbilly channel, never before seen coming-out-of-the-closet episodes of classic TV programs, what Aisha is thinking right now, unlikely cartoon characters to cameo in an adult movie.
3. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - security guard with a metal detector in his butt, checking people over, Colin - everything gives him increasingly outlandish allergic reactions, Ryan - teething toddler who, when he bites, doesn't want to let go.
4. Hoedown: Prom.
5. Duet: Laila Ali. Wayne & Jeff (Stadium Rock).

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28.03

1. Let's Make A Date: Keegan questions. Wayne - fairy tale sultan looking for a prince to marry his daughter, Princess Colin, Colin - black widow spider who makes love to her mates and then devours them, Ryan - everyone riding in superstar Colin's limo.
2. Sound Effects: Dr Frankenstein (Ryan) and Igor (Colin) are working in their lab on the night of a storm and they bring a monster to life just before an angry mob appears.
3. Forward/Rewind: Wayne & Colin are two motorcycle gang rivals fighting over sexy biker chick Ryan, who rides in and tries to break them up, then a crazy homeless guy (Keegan) enters with a shopping cart, annoyed that they're fighting on his turf.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of Hairdressers - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Cajun hit "Blowdry" and CeeLo's "No Curls Flat Scalp".

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28.04

1. Hollywood Director: High school sports jock Ryan is making out with sweetheart Heather in the school girls locker room, when he starts to turn into a "weer"-wolf, and then Heather's butch yet feminine/female roommate Wayne comes out of the showers just in time to save her. Colin directs. In a commercial, frisky old people.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two big city firefighters checking out their gear in the station when they get an emergency call that a fire has broken out at the zoo.
3. Questions With Hats: In a college dorm on the first day back from vacation where some foreign students have arrived.
4. Scenes From a Hat: If love songs were about life's embarrassments, discarded scenes from famous movies, if medical exams were carried out by celebrities, things you don't want to hear on a cruise.
5. Greatest Hits: The Mall - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Nicki Minaj's "I Got Sick In The Food Court" and the Japanese pop song "Trapped On An Escalator".

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28.05

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Al Beback". Nyima (co-anchor) - grumpy old woman shouting abuse at everyone from her porch, Wayne (sportscaster "Timmy") - performing a one-man show charting the history of the USA, Ryan (weather forecaster "Happy Geegaw") - upbeat children's TV host who suffers a meltdown live on air.
2. Song Style: Shawn Johnson. Wayne (High School Musical/Glee).
3. Forward/Rewind: Demanding ice hockey coach Colin is trying (to) out rookie player Wayne for the team, hot-headed star Ryan comes in to confront him about why he has been cut from the team, and Wayne's sassy girlfriend Nyima comes in to support her boyfriend.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Scenes you'd never see on the Starship Enterprise, if they had action movie trailers for mundane jobs, the spells Harry Potter tries when he thinks no-one is looking.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of a Plumber - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Adele's "My Pants Don't Fit And My Crack Is Out" and Macklemore's "I'm Gonna Charge You More Than A Doctor".

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28.06

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan is a fast food joint employee, who is held up by panicky criminal Greg, when Wayne enters as a husband and wife crime-fighting duo who burst in to save the day. Colin directs. Jackass stunts, fast and slow.
2. Film Dub: "An annual meeting" - Ryan, Greg, Colin & Wayne.
3. Doo-wop: Paula who died in a laundry-related accident - Wayne, Ryan & Colin.
4. Infomercial: Kit to make yourself more attractive to your partner - Ryan & Colin.
5. World's Worst: Horror movies.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of New York - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Ozzy Osbourne's "The Ball Is Dropping" and the Kabuki song "Where's The Snow?".

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28.07

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Walt Wouldyoudoifisangoutoftune". Keegan (co-anchor "Jerry") - aggressive boxer at a pre-fight press conference, squaring up to his opponent, Colin, Wayne (sportscaster "Binky Doowell") - the rise and fall of a teen pop star, Ryan (weather forecaster "Cumulus Jones") - short-tempered bouncer who discovers someone has stolen part of his lunch.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Inappropriate things to say at a funeral, if people acted in their jobs like college kids on spring break, strange things to read on road signs while you're driving, your version of hell.
3. Newsflash: Pandas. Ryan & Keegan anchor, Colin reports.
4. Party Quirks: Keegan hosts. Wayne - everyone involved in a children's beauty pageant, Colin - manic faith healer who makes people more beautiful with his healing hands, Ryan - Dog the Bounty Hunter.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Hairdressers - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings Justin Bieber's "Mousse Me Up" and Beyoncé's "Look At My Roots".

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28.08

1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - grandmother on her motorized cart collecting her friends for a party back at her place, Colin - Scottish fortune teller who can tell people's futures by reading their buttocks, Ryan - melodramatic Noah preparing for the imminent flood.
2. Radio Show: The sloth. Wayne & Jonathan DJ, Ryan & Colin as callers.
3. Scenes From a Hat: Deleted scenes from 90210, world's worst person to share an apartment with, songs that celebrate divorce.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Movie Star - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the Blink 182 song "Red Carpet Treatment", the ska favorite "No Pictures Please", and Mumford & Sons' "I Got People For Everything".

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28.09

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - all the members of Colin's long lost Jamaican family, Colin - hick veterinarian convinced that everyone is a farm animal that needs a check up, Ryan - one of Colin's previous lovers coming back for a final fling.
2. Sound Effects: Boy wizard Harry Potter (Ryan) and Hermione (Colin), during a Hogwarts fireworks party their owls warn them that evil wizard Voldemort and his giant snake have broken in.
3. Newsflash: Sausage making. Ryan & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: How to blow a job interview with one sentence, weird things to happen at a doctor's exam, bad things to say through a megaphone.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Acne - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the swing hit "I'm Clearin' Up" and the bluegrass rap "I'm Puttin' Cream On It, I Don't Care Who Sees".

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28.10

1. Forward/Rewind: Wayne & Jonathan are two frat boys packing their car for a crazy road trip, they drive off and stop to pick up a weird hitchhiker (Ryan). A motorcycle cop (Colin) pulls them all over.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Strange things to hear your GPS say, mishaps at the space station.
3. Duet: Kyle Richards. Wayne & Jonathan (Boy Band).
4. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two construction workers on a busy site, when an alien invasion suddenly happens, our two heroes have to fight back using their (very) old army training.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of a Movie Star - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the Bollywood hit "Weed On The Bus" and the Jay-Z/Rick Astley collaboration "They Spelt My Name Wrong In The Tabloids".