Episode Guide

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22.02

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Benedict Buttryingtobenicer". Keegan (co-anchor) - Colin's high school football coach furious at his poor performance, Wayne (sportscaster "Pinky") - an entire episode of "America's Got Talent" in 30 seconds, Ryan (weather forecaster) - going through a perfect day in the life of Ryan Stiles.
2. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst neighbor, things you can say about a restaurant that you cannot say about your partner, bad racehorse names for an announcer to call during the race.
3. Infomercial: Male grooming kit - Ryan & Colin.
4. Irish Drinking Song: The beach.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) and Keegan are two 1930s Italian mafia gangsters planning a heist.
6. Doo-wop: Veronica who died in an Italian restaurant-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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22.03

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - Munchkin bully who keeps getting into fights, Colin - blind Italian gondolier serenading people he thinks are sexy, Ryan - farmer who gets bitten by a radioactive chicken to become 'Chicken Man'.
2. Duet: Hot Yoga. Wayne, Jeff & Karla (Boy Band).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Songs from the musical 'Aisha', unlikely Valentine's card verses.
4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are explorers camping in the desert before traveling to a newly discovered pyramid. Wayne & Karla provide scenery.
5. Hoedown: Plastic Surgeon

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22.05

1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - increasingly desperate marionette puppet pickup artist looking for action, Colin - a stressful day in the life of Bruce Banner, the Incredible Hulk, Ryan - Colin's new bride trying to hide the fact she's a dog.
2. Duet: Adopt a homeless pet. Wayne, Jonathan & Kaitlin (Hip Hop).
3. Dubbing: Evil sorcerer Ryan has captured beautiful princess Caitlin (dubbed by Colin) and is casting spells to turn her into different hideous creatures, when prince Wayne gallops in to save the day.
4. Scenes From a Hat: If famous TV shows were performed by drill sergeants, the dating videos of Star Wars characters.
5. Helping Hands: Boss Ryan (Colin's hands) has called his employee Kaitlin in for a meeting at an Asian restaurant to discuss her possible promotion.

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22.06

1. Hollywood Director: During a violent storm, short-tempered Ryan and his injured fiancee Jeff break into a creepy cabin in the woods, when suddenly they are attacked by chainsaw-wielding madman Wayne. Colin directs. Going wild on spring break, Vegas entertainers, opera.
2. Duet: Lolo Jones. Wayne & Jeff (Stadium Rock).
3. Dubbing: Ryan is an amorous romantic personal trainer taking Lolo (dubbed by Colin) through a tough session at the gym, when suddenly Wayne enters as Ryan's jealous fiancee who wants to prove that whatever Lolo can do, she can do better.
4. World's Worst: things to say at an awards show.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two competitors at the Winter Olympics trying out all the different sports before finally relaxing at the athlete's village. Wayne & Lolo provide scenery.
6. Hoedown: Professional Baseball Player.

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22.07

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jonathan are two hunters in a canoe trying to catch alligators, suddenly crazy old Cajun Wayne arrives with his pet gator to chase them off his land. Colin directs. High school musical, Chippendale dancers.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Odd things to protest about, things you wouldn't hear on a Bear Grylls-style survival show, things you can say while playing golf that you can't say about your partner.
3. Newsflash: sea creatures opening mouths. Jonathan & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
4. Props: Ryan & Jonathan - red tiered domes with sticks in the top, Wayne & Colin - soft yellow lampshades.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Horror - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the ska hit "The Eyes Are Moving", from Les Miserables "The Werewolf of Versailles" (Mersailles?) and the Bob Dylan/Swedish Chef collaboration "We Need Brains".

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22.08

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jeff are a bickering couple whose snowmobile breaks down during a blizzard, when suddenly they are attacked by Bigfoot and his family (Wayne). Colin directs. Chippendale chipmunks, Broadway musical.
2. Duet: Eric the college student. Wayne, Jeff & Joey (NSYNC).
3. Dubbing: Music producer Ryan is auditioning Joey (dubbed by Colin) to join NSYNC, when suddenly his rival, the lovely and sexy Justin Timberlake (Wayne) comes in to show that he should be frontman, and Joey confronts him with his own lovely sexiness.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Perfume scents that won't sell, tasks you shouldn't do in the nude, if Olympic sports were done in a sexy way.
5. Helping Hands: Lonely New York divorcee Ryan (Colin's hands) has invited Joey to her apartment for their first date.

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22.09

1. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst battle cry, unlikely things to hear in court, pick-up lines on the golf course, clips from the world's weirdest game shows.
2. Song Style: Maternity Nurse. Wayne & Tamera (Motown).
3. Themed Restaurant: Wayne & Tamera are a young couple having a romantic meal in a films of Tom Hanks-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Greg.
4. Props: Ryan & Greg - red flared cylinders, Wayne & Colin - pink foam worms.
5. Helping Hands: Stressed-out business executive Ryan (Colin's hands) is firing his assistant Tamera who also happens to be his girlfriend.

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22.10

1. Hollywood Director: Mad inventor Ryan is fixing his faulty security robot Jeff, when suddenly his malfunctioning robot girlfriend Wayne bursts from the closet. Colin directs. On Spring break, strippers.
2. Props: Ryan & Jeff - red bat wings, Colin & Wayne - pink L-shaped tubes.
3. Secret: Tarzan (Ryan) and Jane (Colin) find piles of money.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to hear at Thanksgiving, if everyday tasks were done in a sexy way, unfortunate times to get food poisoning.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Zookeeper - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Pavarotti/Chinese opera "The Mammal Love Song" and Russian folk song "The Lion Ate The Pig".

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22.11

1. Questions: passions erupt on the farm.
2. Duet: Misty May-Treanor. Brad & Jeff (Beastie Boys).
3. Moving People: Colin & Brad face a global shortage of wedding dresses (after audience member Aaron proposes to Amanda).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to say what you're really thinking.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Football - Ryan & Colin introduce, Brad & Jeff sing the punk hit "Leg Crack Leg Crack" and Springsteen & Pavarotti's "Look How Far I Can Kick".

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22.12

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan and his pregnant wife Brad are hunting in the Appalachians as Brad goes into labor. Wayne, a hillbilly doctor, rushes in to help. Colin directs. Big sci-fi movie, horny as hell.
2. Duet: Lyndie Greenwood the auto-mechanic. Wayne & Brad (Cabaret).
3. Film Dub: "Asking for directions" - Ryan, Brad, Colin & Wayne.
4. Dubbing: Ryan is a demanding martial arts instructor going through some moves with his star pupil Lyndie (dubbed by Colin), when all of a sudden arrogant black belt Wayne comes thumping in to take her on.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two marines going through a day of intensive training before retiring to their barracks. Wayne & Lyndie provide scenery.
6. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to see on a how-to video, bad ways to impress your date.

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22.13

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Clay Ladyclay". Gary (co-anchor "Reverend Terry") - fire & brimstone preacher attempting to exorcise Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - playing as many characters from 'Star Wars' as possible, Ryan (weather forecaster "Jeff") - rapidly going through his teenage years.
2. World's Worst: Kids' TV show.
3. Duet: Chris Jericho - "Sensitive". Wayne & Gary (Stadium Rock).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines of nursery rhyme characters, what Aisha is thinking right now.
5. Living Scenery: Honeymooning couple Ryan & Colin are enjoying a luxury vacation in Hawaii when things start to go terribly wrong. Wayne & Chris provide scenery.
6. Doo-wop: Helga who died in a dairy food-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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22.14

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jeff are a honeymooning couple camping in Jurassic Park when suddenly a park ranger (Wayne) runs in being chased by stampeding dinosaurs (also Wayne). Colin directs. Jimmy Stewart, Keanu Reeves and a Munchkin, rock opera.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Bad recruitment commercials for the armed forces, pick-up lines in space.
3. Duet: Surgeon. Wayne, Jeff & Rachel (R&B).
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - brown potion bottles on a string, Wayne & Colin - pink lampshade.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) & Rachel are a couple on the verge of splitting up, having a make-or-break meal at a romantic restaurant.

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22.15

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Terry Fiedofwater". Jonathan (co-anchor "Rover") - Colin's over-excited talking dog, Wayne (sportscaster "Bigly Little") - a series of people hitting on Aisha in a bar, Ryan (weather forecaster "Stormy") - 'Back to the Future' in 30 seconds.
2. World's Worst: Actor's showreel or audition tape.
3. Duet: Transporter. Wayne, Jonathan & Lea (Techno).
4. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst children's entertainer, the world's stupidest record attempts, bad acceptance speeches at awards ceremonies.
5. Helping Hands: Ladies' man Ryan (Colin's hands) is showing his flirtatious neighbor Lea how to cook the perfect barbecue.

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22.16

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - the 'Rocky'-style biopic of a cockfighting rooster, Colin - German pickup artist who gets turned on by ugly things, Ryan - hyperactive teething toddler.
2. Duet: Katie Cassidy the Fighter. Wayne & Brad (Mick Jagger).
3. Infomercial: Perfect beach body kit - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Superheroes you wouldn't want to be rescued by, bad ways to impress your date.
5. Helping Hands: Camping enthusiast Ryan (Colin's hands) has taken his lovely girlfriend Katie out on a romantic camping trip.

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22.17

1. Party Quirks: Jonathan hosts. Wayne - loses control of his limbs every time he has a sexual thought, Colin - princess kissing everyone in the hope they turn into a prince, Ryan - hugely embarrassing things keep happening to him.
2. Duet: Brett Dier. Wayne & Jonathan (80s Breakdance).
3. Dubbing: Evil scientist Ryan turns his assistant Brett (dubbed by Colin) into a hideous mutant, when suddenly Brett's girlfriend Wayne, who has also been turned into a hideous mutant, staggers in.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines in the retirement home, what Colin Mochrie is thinking right now, the world's stupidest record attempts.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are a married couple traveling across Canada using various modes of transport. Wayne & Brett provide scenery.
6. Hoedown: Butcher.

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22.18

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Mo Thanyoucanhandlebaby". Gary (co-anchor "Karen") - Colin's furious wife appearing on 'The Jerry Springer Show', Wayne (sportscaster) - frantically selling parts of his body in the Wayne Brady clearance sale, Ryan (weather forecaster) - crazed army general seizing control of the Whose Line studio.
2. Duet: Emily Bett Rickards: Astronaut (not Doctor). Wayne & Gary (Dueling Barry Whites).
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two castaways at sea who spot a mysterious tropical island, and go to find food, and make shelter and mayhem on that island. Wayne & Emily provide scenery.
4. Props: Ryan & Gary - red claw shapes, Colin & Wayne - brown furry octopuses.
5. Scenes From a Hat: Outtakes from Star Trek, if all TV shows were performed by incredibly angry people, weird places to put an advertisement.

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22.19

1. Questions: passions erupt in an emergency room.
2. Newsflash: smashing items. Jonathan & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
3. Doo-wop: Linda who died in a plastic surgery-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.
4. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are two Top Gun pilots relaxing on their aircraft carrier, when suddenly the alarm sounds that London is being attacked by giant killer insects.
5. Props: Ryan & Jonathan - inflatable bowling pin, Wayne & Colin - red tubes.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Big Box Supermarket - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the Jamaican Dance Hall hit "Clean Up In Aisle 5" and the Jay-Z/Rick Astley song "Love At The Checkout".

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22.20

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Jeff - Keanu Reeves turning into The Incredible Hulk, Colin - dentist fighting his urges to passionately kiss his patients, Ryan - easily panicked ostrich.
2. Doo-wop: Rachel who died in a dessert-related accident - Ryan, Jeff & Colin.
3. Duet: Cheryl Hines: Poker Player. Brad & Jeff (Neil Diamond and Mick Jagger).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things for a psychiatrist to say, pick-up lines in a grocery store, unlikely lines from a children's movie.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is celebrating his first Christmas with his beautiful new wife Cheryl.