Episode Guide

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23.01

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Scott Togetthatrashcheckedout". Heather (co-anchor "Mary Jane") - high school girl trying to pretend she's not drunk in front of her dad, Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - a group of minions carrying out a kidnapping, Ryan (weather forecaster "Jerry") - trigger-happy hillbilly who thinks the cameras are trespassers.
2. Song Style: Tony Hawk. Wayne (Skate Punk).
3. Themed Restaurant: Heather & Tony are a young couple having a romantic meal in a Science Fiction Movie-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Terrible names for dogs, magicians on a date, inappropriate times to take your clothes off.
5. Helping Hands: Party animal Ryan (Colin's hands) is throwing an extravagant New Year's Eve party with his friend Tony.

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23.02

1. Questions: passions erupt at a busy restaurant.
2. Duet: Nikki & Brie Bella. Wayne & Jeff (Beastie Boys).
3. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two cops patrolling an amusement park when suddenly everyone starts to turn into evil monsters. The Bella Twins provide effects.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines in space, weird ways for Aisha to open the show.
5. Living Scenery: Athletes Ryan & Colin are in the Alps training for the Winter Olympics, when there is an avalanche and they have to take shelter in a mountaintop chalet. Wayne & The Bella Twins provide scenery.
6. Hoedown: Cowboy.

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23.03

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - game show host gradually turning into a horny werewolf, Colin - the adventures of 'Tongue Man', the world's most useless superhero, Ryan - busy ant going through an action-packed day.
2. World's Worst: Thing to say or do on a flight.
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two navy seamen on a submarine bedding down for the night when suddenly they come under attack. Wayne & Candice provide scenery.
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - brown foam Cs, Wayne & Colin - green fluffy purses.
5. Scenes From a Hat: The worst person to sit next to in a movie theater, perfume scents that won't sell.
6. Hoedown: Farmer.

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23.04

1. Hollywood Director: Doctor Frankenstein (Ryan) is bringing his monstrous creation (Colin) to life, when suddenly a horde of angry villagers (Wayne) break in. Gary directs. 70s porn movie, big Hollywood musical.
2. World's Worst: Thing to say or do in a hospital.
3. Duet: "You want some brains?" Wayne, Gary & Malcolm (Party Music).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Demonstrate the worst times to get turned on using the phrase "Oh yeah!", amusement park rides you wouldn't want to go on.
5. Doo-wop: Anna who died in a cheese-related accident - Gary, Wayne & Colin.
6. Helping Hands: Excited teenage girl Ryan (Colin's hands) is packing to go away to college, saying goodbye to her boyfriend Malcolm.

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23.05

1. Questions: passions erupt at a beauty salon.
2. Duet: Roll For Initiative. Wayne, Gary & Wil (Boy Band).
3. Secret: Superman (Ryan) and Lois Lane (Colin).
4. Scenes From a Hat: If people behaved like frat boys all the time, things you wouldn't want to be given an award for, what boxers say to one another in a clinch.
5. Helping Hands: Veteran cop Ryan (Colin's hands) is breaking in his rookie partner Wil on his first ever stakeout.

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23.06

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Bjorn Betweentwolovers". Jonathan (co-anchor "Baby Tom") - toddler who thinks Colin is a giant popsicle, Ryan (sportscaster) - the secret superhero life of Ryan Stiles, Wayne (weather forecaster) - accidentally starts a fire in the studio.
2. Duet: Kearran Giovanni - "Wow you really have a face for makeup", and cops. Wayne & Jonathan (Broadway Musical).
3. World's Worst: Clips from the world's worst cop show.
4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are American pioneers exploring the Old West, surviving the elements and building a cabin. Wayne & Kearran provide scenery.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Coast Guard Sailor Guy - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing "Is The Bow The Pointy End?" by Snoop Dogg and his dog, and the Bollywood hit "Only One Life Jacket".

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23.07

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Barack IntheUSSR". Brad (co-anchor) - overbearing mom who thinks Colin is her baby, Wayne (sportscaster) - an Aisha Tyler robot which is starting to go haywire, Ryan (weather forecaster) - mad scientist commanding his army of undead.
2. Hoedown: Plumber.
3. Whose Line: Adam (Ryan) and Eve (Colin).
4. Scenes From a Hat: What baseball catchers really say to the batters, if Olympic competitors were drunk.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Waterpark - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing the munchkin song "Way Over My Head" and the Bruce Springsteen/Nicki Minaj duet "I Lost My Trunks On The Way Down".

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23.08

1. Questions: passions erupt at a plastic surgeon's office.
2. Duet: Ralph Macchio - surfing the pipeline in Hawaii and flying an F-16. Wayne & Jonathan (80s movie montage).
3. Themed Restaurant: Jonathan & Ralph are two businessmen having a meeting over dinner in a Horror Movies-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things that you wouldn't see or hear on a cooking show, things that you can say during a sports game that you can't say about your partner.
5. Doo-wop: Shirley who died in a floral-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.
6. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is an energetic karate instructor preparing his protégé Ralph for a big contest.

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23.09

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - grouchy old man who keeps taking powerful but short-lived rejuvenation pills, Colin - near-sighted hunter who relies on his other senses to identify his prey, Ryan - angry goose.
2. Song Style: School of Pro Wrestling. Wayne & Tony (Stadium Rock).
3. Secret: Prince Charming (Ryan) and Cinderella (Colin).
4. Film Dub: "One morning at the doctor's" - Ryan, Colin, Greg & Wayne.
5. Dubbing: In a deleted scene from School of Rock, guitar teacher Tony (dubbed by Colin) is showing enthusiastic student Ryan how to rock out, when suddenly piano teacher Wayne comes in to show that he can rock the hardest.
6. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to see or hear in a biology class. things you don't want to hear from someone who's just moved in next door, unlikely opening lines from a news report.

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23.10

1. Hollywood Director: Colin & Ryan are a young couple frolicking in their hot tub which starts to malfunction, when Wayne enters as a clumsy electrician to repair it. Heather directs. Vegas performers, cabaret.
2. World's Worst: Relative.
3. Song Style: Firefighter. Wayne & Jillian (Workout Video).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Inappropriate times to take your clothes off, weird reasons for the news to interrupt regular TV, things you can say about your job that you cannot say about your partner, statements that are clearly untrue.
5. Dubbing: Ryan is a tough drill sergeant in an all-female army corps, putting new recruit Jillian (dubbed by Colin) through her paces, when suddenly glamorous private Wayne enters to show that she is indeed the fittest.
6. Doo-wop: Carla who died in a hardware store-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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23.11

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - TSA agent hitting on the people he's checking over, Colin - velcro-covered doctor who keeps getting stuck to his patients, Ryan - the life cycle of a bald eagle.
2. Props: Ryan, Jeff & Chip - inflatable black antlers, Wayne & Colin - giant foam teeth.
3. Hoedown: Pilot - Wayne, Chip, Ryan & Jeff.
4. Scenes From a Hat: What Sesame Street characters say during lovemaking, pick-up lines in the sandwich store, things you shouldn't use your tongue for.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Halloween - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne, Jeff & Chip sing the ragtime hit "Sugar High", and the 80s hit "Splinters In Your Knuckles".

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23.12

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Jonathan are high-tech thieves breaking into a mansion, suddenly they are confronted by crazy billionaire Wayne and his pet tiger, Lil Wayne. Colin directs. Daytime talk show movie, horny as hell.
2. Duet: Tire Salesman. Wayne, Jonathan & Wanya (90s R&B).
3. Themed Restaurant: Jonathan & Wanya are two businessmen having a meeting over dinner in a baseball-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: The world's least sexy adult movies, things you can say about the weather that you can't say about your partner, if kids' television shows were about embarrassing personal problems, facts you wish were true.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) has invited his soon-to-be-wed buddy, Wanya, over for a bachelor party at his house.

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23.13

1. Let's Make A Date: Gary questions. Wayne - Tony Stark trying to save people in his malfunctioning Iron Man suit, Colin - French pig snuffling for truffles hidden in dark places, Ryan - naked hillbilly who thinks people have stolen his clothes.
2. Duet: breaking up before hosting a party. Wayne, Gary & Danielle (Pop).
3. Mixed Messages: Colin is a surgeon and Ryan and Wayne (reading messages) are the nurses performing an emergency operation.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things to say on your first day in prison, unlikely things to read out in a sexy way, people you wouldn't want to go into space with, what the Whose Line audience is really thinking.
5. Living Scenery: Billionaire Colin is showing off all of the features of his private luxury jet to his new girlfriend Ryan, when they land he entertains her at the world's finest alpine spa. Wayne & Danielle provide scenery.

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23.14

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Wayne Wayne Goaway". Jonathan (co-anchor "Sperky") - moose that licks ice sculpture, Colin, Ryan (sportscaster) - the world's angriest teenage girl, Wayne (weather forecaster) - acting out an entire James Bond movie in 30 seconds.
2. Duet: Breaking into an aquarium. Wayne, Jonathan & Marisol (Disco).
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are canoeing up the Amazon to their luxury jungle lodge. Wayne & Marisol provide scenery.
4. Props: Ryan & Jonathan - pink lollypops, Wayne & Colin - gold tassled discs.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Holidays - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the Bollywood musical hit "Don't Peek At Your Gifts", and the Hamilton song "Fourth of July Barbecue Blowout".

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23.15

1. Hollywood Director: Indiana Jones (Ryan) and his sidekick (Brad) are breaking into a booby-trapped Aztec temple, when suddenly they're attacked by an evil spirit (Wayne). Colin directs. Frat boys, Les Miserables.
2. Duet: Grace Byers - kindergarten teacher. Wayne & Brad (Cabaret).
3. Mixed Messages: Ruthless criminal Colin is about to go on a bank raid with his henchmen Wayne and Brad (reading messages).
4. Scenes From a Hat: If people behaved like football players in their everyday lives, inappropriate things to have written on a cake, gifts guaranteed to ruin a romantic date, world's worst Tinder introductions.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a hunky young bartender who has opened his own place in Canc�n, Grace is a flirtatious tourist.