Episode Guide

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21.01

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Carlo Costhetiresflat". Gary (co-anchor "Trixie") - Colin's lapdancer for the evening, Wayne (sports presenter "Chauncey") - manic Irish dancer trying to start the world's biggest Riverdance in the studio, Ryan (weatherman "Thaddeus P. Carbuckle") - 19th century showman looking for new acts for his freak show.
2. Questions: a high school reunion and passions erupt - Wayne, Cedric, Ryan & Colin.
3. World's Worst: things to see or hear in a superhero movie.
4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are astronauts whose spaceship flies into an asteroid storm and they're forced to make a crash landing on a hostile alien planet. Wayne & Cedric provide scenery.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Dallas - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing.

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21.02

1. Questions: a busy night in a singles bar.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Unappetising soup flavours, things guaranteed to ruin the atmosphere at a dinner party, if famous television shows were performed drunk.
3. Duet: Adelaide Kane. Wayne & Jeff (Latin Pop).
4. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - all the characters in a 'Paranormal Activity' movie, Colin - world's vainest man who thinks people's butts are mirrors, Ryan - a series of babies growing up into obnoxious adults.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) and Adelaide are two girlfriends getting ready for a big night out.

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21.03

1. Questions: drama erupts at a big family reunion.
2. Newsflash: semi-naked people in water. Keegan & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
3. Old Job, New Job: In a hospital, Wayne is a young woman about to give birth, Keegan her nervous husband, the doctor (Ryan) and midwife (Colin) used to be Vegas entertainers.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to read in a childrens' book, unlikely lines from a James Bond movie, products that shouldn't be advertised in a sexy way.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of New Orleans - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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21.04

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan an Italian pizza chef trying to seduce his beautiful female co-worker Jeff, and suddenly Ryan's heavily pregnant and very jealous wife Wayne rushes in. Colin directs. Science fiction movie, Jerry Springer guests, Les Miserables.
2. Duet: Jaime Camil. Wayne & Jeff (Mariachi).
3. Dubbing: Teen sensation Ryan is auditioning Latin American heartthrob Jaime (dubbed by Colin) to join his boy band, when rival Wayne comes in to show that he is the one that should get the gig.
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - yellow donut shapes, Colin & Wayne - pink octopus shapes.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two paramedics at the hospital who get a call to travel across the city to deal with an accident at the zoo. Wayne & Jaime provide scenery.
6. Doo-wop: Kelly who died in an India-related accident - Jeff, Wayne & Colin.

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21.05

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - Hells Angel rounding up his biker gang to terrorize the neighborhood, Colin - toddler tasting everything in sight to find his favorite treat, Ryan - lizard going on a dangerous journey.
2. Song Styles: Scott Porter. Wayne (Boy Band).
3. Dubbing: Ryan is an army doctor examining mild-mannered Bruce Banner (Scott, dubbed by Colin) who suddenly starts turning into the Hulk, when Wayne enters as She-Hulk to take him on.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Hillbilly versions of famous movies, sportscasters at home, Dr Seuss break-up lines.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are working out in a gym when all of a sudden one of them gets hurt and is rushed to the hospital. Wayne & Scott provide scenery.

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21.06

1. Questions: in a police station on a busy night.
2. Duet: Willie Robertson. Wayne & Jeff (Neil Diamond & Mick Jagger).
3. Newsflash: horror movie face monster. Ryan & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you don't want to hear from your waiter, how to ruin a romantic moment with your partner, if rappers sang about their embarrassing problems.
5. Helping Hands: Good old boy Ryan (Colin's hands) is teaching his buddy Willie how to hunt ducks.

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21.07

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Gord Oftherings". Brad (co-anchor "Chimpy") - Colin's over-affectionate orangutan, Wayne (sports presenter) - a day in the life of Aisha, Ryan (weatherman "Loupy Garoux") - evil poltergeist causing havoc in the studio.
2. Dubbing: Hunky/foxy coach Ryan is auditioning new cheerleader Heather (dubbed by Colin) with the squad, when suddenly her bitchy rival Wayne bursts in to compete.
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two rock & roll musicians rehearsing on their luxury yacht when it suddenly runs into trouble. Wayne & Heather provide scenery.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Lines you wouldn't expect to hear in a love song, if cops spoke like Dr Seuss.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Hospital - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing.

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21.08

1. Let's Make A Date: Keegan questions. Wayne - elephant seal on a mating rampage, Colin - enthusiastic customer who thinks people are massage chairs for him to try out, Ryan - talking robot learning human behavior from the other two.
2. Song Styles: Vernon Davis. Wayne (Nicki Minaj).
3. Props: Ryan & Keegan - red foam curves with circles, Colin & Wayne - gold fabric cones.
4. Dubbing: In the 49ers locker room after a big game, flirty female journalist Ryan is interviewing sweaty tight-end Vernon (dubbed by Colin) who is trying to impress her, when star quarterback Wayne comes out of the shower to show he is the manliest man on the team.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are a married couple getting ready for a night of passion when suddenly a nearby river bursts its banks and the loving couple has to flee their flooded house. Keegan & Vernon provide scenery.

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21.09

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Seymour Gotnewglasses". Jeff (co-anchor "Derry") - plumber desperately trying to plug all the leaks in Colin, Wayne (sports presenter) - going through an entire crazy weekend in Vegas, Ryan (weatherman) - a war movie in 30 seconds.
2. Hoedown: Professional Baseball Players.
3. Newsflash: people and animals kissing (including past show clips). Jeff & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about your clothes that you can't say about your partner, terrible ways to start a conversation, bad times to be naked, the dating videos of Sesame Street characters.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Los Angeles - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing.

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21.10

1. Let's Make A Date: Gary questions. Wayne - character in a fighting video game being controlled by a useless first-time player, Colin - county fair judge who thinks parts of people's bodies are fruits and vegetables, Ryan - owl looking for ugly things to build his nest with.
2. Duet: Penn & Teller. Wayne & Gary (Motown).
3. Secret: Robin Hood (Ryan) and Little John (Colin) find a male model magazine.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Outtakes from the Olympics, things that you might say at sea that you wouldn't say about your partner, unlikely things to see or hear in Star Wars.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) a cheesy nightclub magician desperately trying to sell Penn & Teller on some new tricks for their act.

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21.11

1. Questions: one night in a seedy motel.
2. Duet: Kathie Lee Gifford. Wayne & Brad (Boy Band).
3. Dead Bodies: Sexy CIA agent Kathie is seducing Russian spy Ryan, trying to steal secret codes that he has hidden somewhere on his person, Wayne (enters and dies) is a rival female spy who also wants the codes. Colin moves.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Odd things to be turned on by, unlikely things to hear on a morning show, weird things to see in a nature documentary.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is an upbeat celebrity chef appearing on Kathie's morning show demonstrating how to prepare the perfect breakfast.

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21.12

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Bryce Isright". Jonathan (co-anchor "Jeremy Potts") - aggressive border guard busting Colin for smuggling, Wayne (sports presenter) - Aisha's craziest family members disturbing her at work, Ryan (weatherman) - the most over-the-top gangster movie death scene ever.
2. Duet: Randy Couture. Wayne & Jonathan (Stadium Rock).
3. Living Scenery: Caveman Ryan and his wife Colin are hunting for food in the dangerous wilderness before finding a cave to make their home. Wayne & Randy provide scenery.
4. Doo-wop: Jessica who died in an exterminator-related accident - Wayne, Ryan & Colin.
5. Scenes From a Hat: Hillbilly pick-up lines, things you wouldn't want to hear at Christmas.

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21.13

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Brock Andahardplace". Jeff (co-anchor "Yvette Le Flunc") - Colin's sexy French maid, Wayne (sportscaster) - GI Joe action figure rescuing Barbie from danger, Ryan (weather forecaster "Stormy Skies") - a dramatic boxing movie in 30 seconds.
2. Duet: Jane the Organic Corn Farmer. Wayne, Jeff & Gina (Beastie Boys).
3. Themed Restaurant: Gina & Jeff are a young couple having a romantic meal in a lovely restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne who used to be firefighters.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Times when a touchdown celebration isn't appropriate, unfortunate times to get food poisoning, things you can say about your breakfast that you can't say about your partner.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) and Gina have come to a luxury hotel for an affair.

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21.14

1. World's Worst: news anchor or reporter.
2. Whose Line: Spider-Man (Ryan) has come to rescue his girlfriend Mary Jane (Colin) from the Green Goblin.
3. Irish Drinking Song: Affair.
4. Props: Ryan & Gary - brown foam acorns, Colin & Wayne - white foam lightning bolts.
5. Doo-wop: Cynthia who died in a hockey-related accident - Wayne, Gary & Colin.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Cab Driver - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the ragtime hit "Oh The Meter's Too Fast" and the Barry White(s) classic "There's Glass Between Us".

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21.15

1. World's Worst: roommate.
2. Song Style: Nina the Eater. Wayne (Latin Pop).
3. Dead Bodies: High school sweethearts Ryan & Nina are making out in Ryan's car, suddenly a werewolf Heather (enters and dies) breaks in to attack them. Colin moves.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unexpected things to read in a first aid manual, if people in a hospital spoke like Dr Seuss.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a flamboyant wedding planner going through the arrangements for a wedding with nervous bride-to-be Nina.

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21.16

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - Robocop gone bad, embarking on a one-man crime-wave, Colin - frantic castaway driven mad by hunger and lust, Ryan - nervous gazelle being hunted on the African plain.
2. Props: Ryan & Brad - black coils, Wayne & Colin - yellow furry trapezoids with head cutouts.
3. Secret: In a scene from Star Wars, Ryan is Luke Skywalker and Colin is Princess Leia, finding red lingerie and a whip.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad names for a battleship, if famous movie scenes were performed drunk, things you can say about your furniture that you cannot say about your partner, .
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Hospital - Ryan & Colin introduce, Brad & Wayne sing the Bruce Springsteen & Stevie Wonder duet "Love And A Gunshot In The Emergency", and the Beastie Boys hit "Obamacare".

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21.17

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Han Soloittouchestheground". Greg (co-anchor "Mr Wickwell") - enthusiastic fashion show host, bitching about Colin's appearance, Wayne (sports presenter "Scarno DeMayo") - excited female shopper on Black Friday who thinks other people's clothes are in the sale, Ryan (weatherman) - Colin Mochrie's entire life flashing before our eyes.
2. Newsflash: meat production. Greg & Ryan anchor, Colin reports.
3. Duet: Bill Nye. Wayne (50s Rockabilly).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to break into a song & dance number, things you don't want to hear when taking your clothes off for the doctor, inappropriate times to give someone a kiss.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) the tough head astronaut on the International Space Station teaching new science officer Bill all about living in space.

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21.18

1. Hollywood Director: At an FBI gun range, trigger-happy partners Ryan & Keegan are practicing firing different weapons, suddenly a pair of crazy escaped convicts (Wayne) burst in seeking revenge on the cops who put them away. Colin directs. Spanish game show, sexy, catwalk models.
2. Scenes From a Hat: If Drill Sergeants did other jobs, the worst person to be stranded with on a desert island, opening songs of doomed Broadway musicals.
3. Whose Line: Indiana Jones (Ryan) is on an adventure with his lovely girlfriend (Colin), and he discovers a hidden tomb and becomes trapped inside.
4. Hats: World's Worst Dating Video.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of New Orleans - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings "I Found My Honey At The Mardi Gras" by an animatronic country bear band, and Beyoncé's "Booze In A Six Foot Glass".

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21.19

1. Questions: one day at the gym.
2. Props: Ryan & Heather - inflatable wooden canes, Colin & Wayne - grey beaver tails on rings.
3. Dubbing: Outrageous fashion designer Ryan is teaching model Carson (dubbed by Colin) how to show off his latest collection on the catwalk, when suddenly his bitchy rival Wayne enters to show that he's got the better moves.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Times when a slap on the butt is inappropriate, unlikely things to see in a fitness DVD.
5. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two newlyweds in a department store during a sale, buying all of the furniture and fittings for their new home. Heather & Carson provide scenery.
6. Doo-wop: Harriet who died in a softball-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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21.20

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - butch female coach gathering and training her all-girl wrestling team, Colin - demanding actor auditioning people to do a passionate love scene with him, Ryan - chimp being launched into space.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two special forces commandos enjoying a little R&R in Las Vegas, when they hear on a news flash that alien space ships are attacking the city.
3. Film Dub: "One Day In The Lab" - Ryan, Jeff, Colin & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things for a principal to say at a school assembly, strange things to happen at a urinal, excerpts from TV shows that will never get made.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of San Francisco - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing Lil Wayne & Pavarotti's "Way Too Many Hills" and the Boogie Woogie classic "Escape From The Rock".