Episode Guide

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25.01

1. Questions: passions erupt at a reunion.
2. Moving People: Wayne & Colin face a global shortage of water.
3. Song Style: Substitute Teacher. Wayne & Chris (Fantasy Metal).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely lines from romance novels, the world's worst mating calls, things you shouldn't do to try and impress your date, things guaranteed to kill the mood in the bedroom, bad people to be marooned on a desert island with.
5. Helping Hands: Female college student Ryan (Colin's hands) has prepared a meal for the first time to try and impress her date, the captain of the football team, Chris.

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25.02

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Marius Islegalnow". Jeff (co-anchor) - Colin's frustrated wife determined to spice things up in the bedroom, Ryan (sportscaster "Putt Gillespie") - acting out as many American presidents as possible in 30 seconds, Wayne (weather forecaster "Foggy Rivers") - character in 'Fortnite' going through a busy game.
2. Song Style: Lying about your weight. Wayne & Tinashe (R&B Duet).
3. Dubbing: Flamboyant jazz dance instructor Jeff is 'audationing' Tinashe (dubbed by Ryan) to be in a sexy new dance troupe, when suddenly her ex-boyfriend dancer Wayne enters to try to win the part.
4. World's Worst: deleted scene from The Wizard Of Oz.
5. Living Scenery: Colin & Ryan are two thrillseekers kayaking down the Colorado River before making camp. Wayne & Tinashe provide scenery.
6. Props: Ryan & Jeff - yellow baskets, Colin & Wayne - pink petals.

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25.03

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan is an heroic Jedi Knight teaching his young apprentice Jonathan some lightsaber skills when Wayne appears as various other characters in Star Wars. Colin directs. Frat boys, really sexy and touching each other.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two cops patrolling a casino which is suddenly raided by a gang of Russian criminals.
3. Moving People: Wayne & Colin face a global shortage of Italian food.
4. Scenes From a Hat: How to make your roommate move out, bad things to say or do in a crowded place, unlikely things to happen in the shower, jingles from embarrassing medical commercials.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Astronaut - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing "Too Close In A Capsule" by Folk Duo, and the punk hit "Splashdown".

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25.04

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Duncan Yourchickensbeforetheyrehatched". Chip (co-anchor) - Kermit the Frog after too many coffees, Ryan (sportscaster "Puck Nightly") - an 'Indiana Jones' movie in 30 seconds, Wayne (weather forecaster "Barry Smallcraftwarning") - the history of music.
2. Duet: Lactation Consultant. Wayne, Chip & Elizabeth (Cabaret).
3. Dubbing: Husband and wife pop duo Colin and Elizabeth (dubbed by Ryan) are working on some new dance moves, when suddenly Elizabeth's jealous ex-boyfriend Wayne enters to show that he deserves to be in the group.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things to say in a sexy voice, inappropriate times to burst into laughter.
5. Living Scenery: Colin & Ryan are two hunters in the Arctic who have to make shelter when a blizzard hits. Wayne & Elizabeth provide scenery.
6. Hoedown: Roommate.

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25.05

1. Questions: on a romantic singles cruise.
2. Award Show: Tough Cops. Brad & Wayne award to Ryan & Colin.
3. World's Worst: things to say or do on a cooking show.
4. If You Know What I Mean: Brad & Colin are two construction workers on site, Ryan enters as their co-worker who is late to work.
5. Sideways Scene: Basketball players Colin & Brad are having a one-on-one when Wayne enters as their rival who challenges them to a game.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of Grandparents - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing "Teeth In a Glass" by the Dueling Elvises, and "I Never Really Loved Your Grandma" by Willie Nelson and the Incredible Hulk.

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25.06

1. Dating App: Gary questions. Wayne - preacher who turns to a life of sin every evening, Colin - the world's itchiest cat looking for the perfect scratching post, Ryan - the life cycle of a Thanksgiving turkey.
2. Mixed Messages: Colin is the commander of a submarine which has sprung a leak, and calls his first officers Gary (Elizabeth's messages) and Wayne (Jillian's messages) to help solve this crisis.
3. Song Style: Adam "The Mystery Kool-Aid" Rippon. Wayne (80s Pop).
4. World's Worst: things to see or hear on a morning television show.
5. Living Scenery: Colin is a flirtatious real estate agent demonstrating all the features of a fully-furnished home to her enthusiastic client Ryan. Wayne & Adam provide scenery.
6. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines in the zoo, bad things to say as you're being arrested.

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25.07

1. Let's Make A Date: Heather questions. Wayne - frat boy astronaut causing havoc on the space station, Colin - cheerful Swedish milkmaid determined to milk everyone, Ryan - obnoxious frog looking for a princess to kiss him.
2. Newsflash: Close-up bugs & insects and people eating them. Ryan & Heather anchor, Colin reports.
3. Whose Line: Prince Charming (Colin) visiting the beautiful Cinderella (Ryan) with the glass slipper in hand.
4. Scenes From a Hat: TV shows that shouldn't be performed in a sexy way, strange things for a psychiatrist to say.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Car Mechanic - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings "You're Down A Quart" by Jason Derulo, and the tap dance hit "Jump Start".

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25.08

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Fred Ofcommitment". Jonathan (co-anchor "Skippy") - auctioneer selling off his own clothes, Ryan (sportscaster "Dinky Bladderbus") - mad scientist turning into a fly, Wayne (weather forecaster "Fairly Winkelstein") - very old man going backwards through his life.
2. Film Dub: "An awkward dinner" - Ryan, Colin & Wayne.
3. Song Style: Beverly the retired army veteran. Wayne & Chris (Sexy R&B).
4. Scenes From a Hat: Really bad flight attendants, bad things to say or do when seeing your friend's baby for the first time, bad things to say or do on your honeymoon, inappropriate things to say in a tiny voice, the pick-up lines of sportsmen.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a flirtatious Broadway actress having dinner at an Italian restaurant with her co-star Chris, who she is hoping to get to know a little better.

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25.09

1. Hollywood Director: In a post-apocalyptic world, Ryan & Jeff are a couple frantically looting an abandoned supermarket, when suddenly Jeff's furious mother Wayne, who is turning into a zombie, smashes in. Colin directs. All famous movie stars, Swedish porn.
2. Doo-wop: Brenda who died tragically in a pharmacy-related accident - Jeff, Wayne & Colin.
3. Secret: Pinocchio (Colin) and Geppetto (Ryan) find a suitcase of skimpy-wimpy women's underwear and a wig.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things to say to someone on their death bed, if horror movie characters were drunk, if criminals spoke like Dr Seuss.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Barista - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Johnny Cash/Kanye West collaboration "Grounds For Divorce", and the rockabilly hit "Macchiato-Do-Do-Do-Do-Do-Dooo".

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25.10

1. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor "Wild Afterdark". Colin (co-anchor) - evil second head growing out of Greg, Ryan (sportscaster) - great moments from human history, Wayne (weather forecaster) - manic athletics coach putting his team through a brutal training session.
2. Song Style: Smile More. Wayne & Adrienne (Pop Anthem).
3. Living Scenery: Colin & Ryan are a couple enjoying themselves on the beach when they spot some swimmers in trouble out at sea. Wayne & Adrienne provide scenery.
4. Scenes From a Hat: If strippers used their moves for everyday tasks, if every movie starred characters from Star Wars, weird things to do in a gym, sandwiches you'd never want to eat.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Motel - Colin & Greg introduce, Wayne & Ryan sing "Pool On The Roof" by the Elvis Duo, and "The Saddest Gift Shop In The World" by Simon & Garfunkel.

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25.11

1. Questions: passions erupt in a horror movie.
2. Props: Ryan & Brad - yellow cord, Wayne & Colin - orange and green flowers.
3. Doo-wop: Caroline who died tragically in a fruit-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.
4. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two Jedi Knights checking their equipment before they are ordered into battle against the forces of the Empire.
5. Scenes From a Hat: First lines of the world's worst national anthem, unlikely lines from Star Trek, things you'd never order off the menu.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Water Park - Ryan & Colin introduce, Brad & Wayne sing Stevie Wonder and Willie Nelson's "Mouth To Mouth In The Wading Pool", and Gilbert & Sullivan's classic "Yellow Water".

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25.12

1. Questions: passions erupt in the navy.
2. Sound Effects: In the Wild West, Sheriff Ryan & Deputy Colin hear that a gang of vicious outlaws are attacking a train.
3. Party Quirks: Jonathan hosts. Wayne - various animals smashing into glass doors, Colin - devolving from grown man to primordial slime and back again, Ryan - a series of celebrities auditioning to be pole dancers.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Bad names for breakfast cereals, pick-up lines in a hospital.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Holidays - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the double Bob Dylan duet "Budget Halloween", and the early jazz classic "Trick or Treat".