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Episode Guide
Drew's Intros - Series Thirteen
(US Series Three)
13.10 / 13.11 / 13.12 / 13.13 / 13.14 / 13.15 / 13.16 / 13.17 / 13.18H / 13.19H
13.20 / 13.21 / 13.22 / 13.23 / 13.24 / 13.25 / 13.26 / 13.27 / 13.28 / 13.29
13.30 / 13.31 / 13.32 / 13.33 / 13.34 / 13.35 / 13.36 / 13.37S / 13.38 / 13.39
(S = Special, H = Too Hot)
13.00 - Details
"Good evening and welcome to a very special Whose Line is it Anyway?, with Ryan Stiles, Colin Mochrie,
Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Chip Esten, and Greg Proops! Tonight... you'll laugh, you'll cry, and you'll
feel young again, as we bring you action, romance, adventure and passion. Plus, with an extra bonus,
moments I'd rather forget! Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!""Thankyou! Thankyou very much. If you're wondering why I'm wearing this tux, I want to welcome you to a special one-hour version of Whose Line is it Anyway?. It's a great night for Whose Line fans 'cause tonight is our very first "Best Of" show. Yeah, I'm wearing a tux and everything, it's pretty exciting. We put together some highlights, bloopers, our all-time favorite moments... plus, for the first time ever, you get to see some really great moments that the censors wouldn't let us show the first time around... but for some reason, now that we're successful we can do whatever we want... (shakes head in amazement, laughs) ... I don't get it either, but take that, you lousy intrusive Feds!".
13.01 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, he was the first
fish I ever caught, Wayne Brady. I got this one down in Mexico, Kathy Greenwood. Caught this one
up in Canada, Colin Mochrie. And hey, wave your hand in front of this one, he sings and tells jokes,
Ryan Stiles. And I'm Drew Carey, your host, come on down, let's have some fun!""Hello. Hello, good evening, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like Twinkies Lite. They do not mean a thing."
13.02 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, take off all
your clothes please, Wayne Brady. Just lie face down on the bed, Chip Esten. Turn your head and
cough, Colin Mochrie. And get out, before you infect all of us, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew
Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!""Hello. Hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the female characters in A Perfect Storm."
13.03 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, be sure to
wash behind your Wayne Brady. Treat others as you would have them treat Chip Esten. Never take
candy from Colin Mochrie. And don't go out without a clean pair of Ryan Stiles. Hey, I'm your host, Drew
Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!""Whoa! Whoa and welcome. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like my ab machine."
13.04 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, hey, what's
your problem bud, Greg Proops. You wanna take it outside, Wayne Brady. You want a piece of me,
Colin Mochrie. And not in the face, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's
have some fun!""Thankyou. Oh that's alright. Thankyou very much. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the Clinton legacy."
13.05 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, his belts
need replacing, Greg Proops. He's low on fluid, Wayne Brady. He needs a tune-up, Colin Mochrie.
And he just blew a gasket, Ryan Stiles. Hi, I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have
some fun!""Thankyou. Thankyou very much. Welcome. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the word "rapid" in Rapid Transit. It's all a big lie."
13.06 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, great outside
speed, Brad Sherwood. He likes to go deep, Wayne Brady. He's tough to bring down, Colin Mochrie.
And he can't take another hit to the head, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have
some fun!""Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the actor's unions to Tiger Woods."
13.07 - Details
"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, hit me baby
one more time, Wayne Brady. I was born to make you happy, Jeff Davis. Oops, I did it again, Colin
Mochrie. And, hey, are those things real? Ryan Stiles. Hey I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's
have some fun!""Hello. Thankyou very much. Thankyou. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right, the points are like our border with Mexico."
13.08 - Details
"Good evening everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, oh boy, something
smells like Wayne Brady. Hmmm what's cooking, Kathy Greenwood. Well if it's Thursday it must be Colin
Mochrie. And better open a window, I'm making Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down
let's have some fun!""Oh. Hello! Hello everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like the brunette from Abba."
"... The winner gets to do a little something special with me... and looking at tonight's cast, I'd have to say brace yourself Kathy Greenwood.
13.09 - Details
"Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, hey, it's that guy
who sang at the Emmys, Wayne Brady. Oh yeah it's that bald Canadian guy, Colin Mochrie. Oh isn't that guy
who plays Drew Carey's friend on the Drew Carey Show, Ryan Stiles. And oh my god, it's Robin Williams! I'm
your host, Drew Carey, come on down let's have some fun!""Thankyou... thankyou very much. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter at all, just like Blair Witch 2."
(Robin runs up to the camera) "Get out! Get out!"
"I'd like to welcome a special guest... Rob-in Will-iams.... I hope I'm pronouncing that correctly..."