Episode Guide

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13.00 (Best of Whose Line is it Anyway?)

1. Title Sequence: Hillary and Monica (extended). Brad & Wayne sing, Colin & Ryan act. (12.34)
2. Scenes From a Hat: Ryan, Chip, Colin, Wayne, Brad - Bad things to say to someone on their deathbed (12.24), celebrity endorsements doomed to fail (12.02), secret double lives of Whose Line cast members (12.34), phrases you can use to describe your truck but not your girlfriend (12.23), unlikely ways to impress women (12.28), rejected Jeopardy categories (12.05), bad parental motivational speeches (12.17)
3. Whose Line: Davy Crockett (Colin) and Jim Bowie (Ryan) about to make their last stand at the Alamo and Colin is losing his nerve (12.36)
4. Song Styles: Derek the Diesel Guy. Wayne & Chip (Village People) (12.12)
5. Bloopers:
   • Props: Ryan & Colin - long grey foam Ls, as handcuffs, prop springs up and hits Colin (12.11)
   • Newsflash: Ryan & Greg anchor, Drew gets Ryan's name wrong (12.10)
   • Whose Line: William Wallace (Colin) and fellow warrior Ryan, Colin spits while doing the accent (12.19)
   • Let's Make A Date: Brad - Dracula, Colin - middle-aged housewife. Brad drools and Colin wipes it off (12.34)
   • Stand, Sit, Lie: Tattoo parlor/camping, Drew reads the wrong description (12.01)
   • Let's Make A Date: Ryan - King Kong, picks up Colin and grabs his behind (12.07)
   • Drew Link: A stagehand collects his mug.
   • World's Worst: thing to say at a major awards ceremony, Drew trips over (12.04)
   • Drew Link: Stagehands carry a bench in front of him.
   • Greatest Hits: Songs of the Wrestler - Colin messes up intro (12.37)
   • African Chant: Chris the Visual Effects designer - Drew calls Africa a country (12.23)
   • Scenes From a Hat: The title of Drew Carey's second book, Greg sends up Africa mistake (12.23)
   • Party Quirks: Chip hosts. Wayne - early movie footage of King Kong vs. Godzilla (feat. Melissa's underwear), Colin - has a personal vendetta against the neighbors downstairs, Ryan - series of crunching football tackles in slow motion (12.12)
   • Hoedown: Cop Shows (Ryan's verse about Melissa, 12.12)
   • Hoedown: Censorship (Ryan sings about Melissa)
   • Hoedown: Traffic (Ryan sings about Melissa)
6. Things Kept In:
   • Narrate: Burger joint - Ryan & Colin, the kiss (12.22)
   • Weird Newscasters: Colin (co-anchor "Carl Turkeybaster") - has chosen this moment to become a nudist. Anchor Brad tries to cover him whilst weatherman Ryan uses him as a pointer (12.09)
   • Song Styles: Lee the Lunch Lady. Wayne (Strip-o-gram) (12.22)
7. Shots At Colin:
   • Newsflash: desert nuclear war. Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports. Ryan hair joke, "Stick boy" (12.10)
   • Hats: Greg in bald cap (12.23)
   • Narrate: Barbershop - Ryan & Colin (12.35)
   • Newsflash: Whose Line highlights of Colin Mochrie. Ryan & Chip anchor, Colin reports (12.39)
8. Shots At Drew:
   • Foreign Film Dub: "Bikini Jones" in Swedish. Ryan translating for Drew (12.20)
   • Weird Newscasters: Wayne (sports presenter "Flappy") - Drew's no. 1 teenage fan (12.05)
   • Scenes From a Hat: strange causes to raise money for - Ryan ("Get Drew Carey a third show!") (12.28)
   • Scenes From a Hat: naked photos you wouldn't want to see on the internet - Ryan (12.06)
   • Superheroes: Tight underwear. Wayne - Cowboy Stunt Rider. (12.14)
   • Hoedown: Gambling - Ryan's verse (12.06)
9. Uncensored Moments:
   • Song Titles: At a beach party (12.39)
   • Scenes From a Hat: what Santa left under Bill Clinton's tree - Brad, Ryan.
   • Props: Ryan & Colin - large blue unicorn horns (12.16)
   • Scenes From a Hat: unwelcome dishes at a church potluck dinner - Colin.
   • Props: Ryan & Colin - brown poles joined by strips (ladder) (12.14)
   • Scenes From a Hat: world's worst way to begin the State of the Union address - Ryan.
   • Props: Ryan & Chip - pink water bottles on string (12.12)
   • Drew Game Link: Wayne sitting at the desk comments on the chair's warmth.
   • Hats: Ryan, Wayne & Colin
   • Props: Ryan - foam hand shape, uses it to give Drew the finger (12.20)
   • Hoedown: Halloween - Ryan (12.22)
   • Three-Headed Broadway Star: "You've Got Sole" from "My Favorite Shoe" - Wayne, Drew & Ryan (12.10)

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13.01 ("302")

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Hors Jarodeinon". Kathy (co-anchor "Sarah Bellum") - Colin's nagging overbearing wife, Wayne (sports presenter "Abdullah Oblongata") - the munchkins from "The Wizard of Oz", Ryan (weatherman "Lee Bido") - shows why he is known as Mr. Sexual Harrassment.
2. Song Styles: Maureen the Editor of Teen Style magazine. Wayne (Sisqo).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things to do during an earthquake, graffiti found in the White House restroom, rejected names for bras, unfortunate wedding-night confessions, inappropriate compliments to give your mother, what Drew Carey's thinking right now.
4. What Are You Trying To Say?: Colin is being fitted for a suit by Ryan.
5. Party Quirks: Kathy hosts. Wayne - island tribal chief and his interpreter, Colin - thinks people's butts are sandwiches, Ryan - drag queen sporting a major attitude.

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13.02 ("303")

1. Let's Make A Date: Chip questions. Wayne - evil horror movie doll Chucky, Colin - cowardly old bystander in a western, Ryan - relentless bounty hunter rounding up the infamous "bald men gang".
2. Scene With An Audience Member: Colin & Ryan are two surgeons competing for the attention of an attractive nurse (audience member Giselle).
3. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are two buddy cops relaxing in their squad car just before being called to an incident.
4. Motown Group: Do The Sewer Worker - Wayne, Chip & Ryan.

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13.03 ("312")

1. Hollywood Director: Chip is a government scientist testing out his new robocop (Ryan), Wayne is a high tech thief who breaks in to steal it. Colin directs. Clueless teenage girls, 70s disco dancers, filled with lust.
2. Duet: Maria the Hula Instructor. Chip & Wayne (Van Halen).
3. Narrate: The oval office - Ryan & Colin.
4. Themed Restaurant: Olympics - Chip & Wayne having a high-powered business lunch served by Ryan & Colin.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Firefighter - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Chip sing.

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13.04 ("305")

1. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor "Enormously Gifted". Colin (co-anchor "Biff") - frat boy cruising in a car with his buddies, Wayne (sports presenter) - in a Miss Fitness USA pageant, Ryan (weatherman) - Inca high priest who must sacrifice a virgin.
2. Sound Effects: Colin & Ryan are two firemen who are sleeping in the station house when the alarm sounds.
3. Song Styles: Coffee Grinder. Wayne (Rocky Horror Picture Show) with Greg, Colin & Ryan dancing.
4. Newsflash: women in swimming gear. Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports.
5. Irish Drinking Song: Voted for Ross Perot.

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13.05 ("319")

1. Survival Show: Post Office. Greg hosts, Wayne, Colin & Ryan contestants.
2. Scenes From a Hat: When it's unwise to say "I don't care" to her, people you wish would just shut up, men that women just don't seem to go for, pick-up lines of the elderly, things you shouldn't do when confronted by a street gang, things you shouldn't joke about with your girlfriend's father, difficult things to sell door-to-door.
3. Reunion: Drill sergeants - Greg, Colin & Ryan
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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13.06 ("306")

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - the wicked witch of the west and her flying monkey army, Colin - drunk fireman responding to a call, Ryan - goldfish in a bowl of water with a 5-second memory.
2. Song Styles: Kim the lightbulb saleslady. Wayne & Brad (Jewish Wedding).
3. Infomercial: Cellulite - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes Cut From A Movie - Psycho, Showgirls, Pulp Fiction, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Caddyshack, Braveheart.
5. Irish Drinking Song: Slept with an ugly woman.

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13.07 ("304")

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Wes Fiwwingmoretaste". Jeff (co-anchor "Manny Girl") - horserace announcer, Wayne (sports presenter "Reggae Jackson") - Jamaican love god reporting live from a bedroom, Ryan (weatherman "Lamont Estsurlatable") - knows his wife is at home cheating on him.
2. Scenes From a Hat: If famous movie lines included product plugs, what cows are thinking when being milked, if you celebrated mundane events as if you scored a touchdown, entries in Drew Carey's diary, what our audience is thinking right now, unusual uses for your cat.
3. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - hopelessly outclassed tag team wrestler, Colin - posing for Playboy magazine, Ryan - series of animals crossing thin ice.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Taxi Driver - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing.

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13.08 ("320")

1. Film, TV & Theater Styles: Colin is a mad scientist who comes home to find his wife Kathy in bed with his latest creation, Ryan. Brady Bunch, Indiana Jones, Spanish soccer telecast, Crocodile Hunter, melodrama, Jeopardy.
2. Song Styles: Cyrus the merchant marine. Wayne (Mae West).
3. Narrate: Operating room - Ryan & Colin.
4. Newsflash: strip club dancers. Ryan & Kathy anchor, Colin reports.
5. Motown Group: Do The Navy Seal - Wayne, Colin & Ryan.

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13.09 ("313")

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan & Robin are two Italian chefs making pizzas when they notice unusually large rodents in the kitchen. Wayne enters later as the exterminator they've called to the scene. Colin directs. Hillbillies, Riverdance, filled with lust.
2. Duet: Jeremy the Air Traffic Controller. Robin & Wayne (Gospel).
3. Party Quirks: Colin hosts. Wayne - sitcom starring Richard Simmons, Charo and Mr. T as roommates, Robin - horrified member of the fashion police rounding up citizens for crimes against fashion, Ryan - thinks people's butts are Magic 8-Balls.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely superheroes, world's worst subject for an interpretive dance, if entertainers worked funerals, famous Hollywood roles as played by Carol Channing, things you don't expect to hear when you put your ear to a seashell, bad choices to make when your genie grants you three wishes, inappropriate 'antidotes' on a celebrity talk show, what Robin Williams is thinking right now.

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13.10 ("341")

1. Superheroes: Pitbulls. Colin - Dog Catcher Boy, Ryan - Body Parts Constantly Falling Asleep Boy, Chip - Captain Cossack, Wayne - Tae Bo Kid.
2. Duet: Phyllis the Housewife. Chip & Wayne (Bee Gees).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines that are doomed to fail, things to say that will always start a fight, the shortest book ever written, disturbing sayings found on your grandmother's crocheted throw-pillows, what they really talk about in football huddles, the newspaper headline you'd most like to see.
4. Whose Line: A distraught Maid Marian (Colin) who tells Robin Hood (Ryan) that she can't take the strain of their relationship any more.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Women - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Chip sing.

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13.11 ("340")

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13.12 ("309")

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13.13 ("309")

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13.14 ("301")

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13.15 ("321")

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13.16 ("322")

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13.17 ("323")

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13.18 (Too Hot For 8:00) ("327")

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13.19 (Too Hot For 8:00) ("326")

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13.20 ("325")

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13.21 ("307")

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13.22 ("328")

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13.23 ("333")

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13.24 ("310")

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13.25 ("329")

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13.26 ("335")

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13.27 ("311")

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13.28 ("330")

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13.29 ("336")

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13.3 ("334")

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13.31 ("332")

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13.32 ("331")

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13.33 ("338")

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13.34 ("343")

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13.35 ("339")

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13.36 ("344")

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13.37 (100th episode special) ("313")

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13.38 ("308")

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13.39 ("407")