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Episode Guide

Drew's Intros - Series Twelve

(US Series Two)

12.01 / 12.02 / 12.03 / 12.04 / 12.05 / 12.06 / 12.07 / 12.08 / 12.09 / 12.10
12.11 / 12.12 / 12.13 / 12.14 / 12.15 / 12.16 / 12.17 / 12.18 / 12.19 / 12.20
12.21 / 12.22 / 12.23 / 12.24 / 12.25 / 12.26 / 12.27 / 12.28 / 12.29 / 12.30
12.31 / 12.32 / 12.33 / 12.34 / 12.35 / 12.36 / 12.37 / 12.38 / 12.39


12.01 - Details

"Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, may I see your license?, Wayne Brady. Do you know how fast you were going?, Chip Esten. You have the right to remain silent, Colin Mochrie. And oh, you'll talk, Ryan Stiles! I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Yes, hello. Hahaha... ah... I don't get it either. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, just like the police department in Columba... if you never saw the show before what happens is our performers here they're going to make up everything you see right on the spot here, based on suggestions from the audience and things that are written on these cards here, they've never seen these suggestions before, they don't know what they are, and then at the end of the show we pick a winner, the winner gets to do a little something special, and the loser of course, consolation prize, gets two trips aboard the beautiful Queen Mary. Not the boat... but ah, you know... we're doing the best we can so... lookin' forward to that!"


12.02 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, he's cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs, Brad Sherwood. He stays crunchy even in milk, Wayne Brady. He's magically delicious, Colin Mochrie. And he's got two scoops of raisins in his pants, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello, good evening, hello everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't mean a thing."
"... and then I give them points, I don't know why, it's just a gag to tie the show together. It doesn't mean anything, it's like, you know... the warning on a pack of cigarettes. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me for you. And what we do is we take that little special something, and sell it on the Internet if you can prove you're over 18 with a credit card."


12.03 - Details

"Good evening everybody, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, he has a good beat, Greg Proops. He really rocks, Wayne Brady. He's easy to dance to, Colin Mochrie. And, you'll be humming it all night, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello... hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't mean a thing. Just like the bow tie on a Chippendale dancer."
"... and at the end of every game I give 'em points, just a little gag to hold the show together, don't get excited about 'em. And then at the end of the show I pick a winner, and the winner gets to do a little something with me... please... it's not what you think, if it was I'd be doing it right now."


12.04 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, boldly going where no man has gone before, Greg Proops. Set phasers to stun for Wayne Brady. It's worse than that, he's dead, Colin Mochrie. And if I give her any more, she'll blow, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello! Thanks very much! Whose Line is it Anyway?. The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter, just like the plot of a porno movie."
"... and then we get to pick a winner, and the winner gets to do a little something special for you that's fun for the whole family. Ah, depending, of course, on how you raised your family."


12.05 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, cross at the green and not in-between, Wayne Brady. Uncle Sam wants Chip Esten! Take a bite out o' Colin Mochrie! And only you can prevent Ryan Stiles! I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello... hello and welcome. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, they don't matter, just like saying your luggage has been with you since you packed it. Doesn't mean a thing."
"... and at the end of the show I pick a winner, the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser gets to lick the frosting."


12.06 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, all hands on deck, Wayne Brady! Permission to come aboard, Denny Siegel! Man the lifeboats, Colin Mochrie! And whoo-hoo, he's king of the world, Ryan Stiles! And I'm Drew Carey, your host, come on down and let's have some fun!"
"Hello. Hello. Hey, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like deodorant to a New York City cab driver, doesn't really matter."
"... and then we get to pick a winner at the end of the show and the winner gets to do a little something special with me... and then we usually go out for a couple of times, then we break up. But that's how it goes I guess."


12.07 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, lean and tender, Brad Sherwood! Nicely trimmed, Wayne Brady! Well-marbled, Colin Mochrie! And the bits that go to make a hot dog, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Thanks everybody, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter at all - the points here are like pants to Hugh Hefner."
"... then the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and then uh... (Brad and Wayne cuddle and fall asleep on each others' shoulders) the losers, the losers are gonna be Wayne and Brad. I can tell you right now, that's who the losers are gonna be."


12.08 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, can I see some ID, Wayne Brady! Ladies get in for free, Josie Lawrence! Sorry pal, that'll be twenty dollars, Colin Mochrie! And, it's not that kind of bar, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down let's have some fun.!"
"Hello. Hello hello hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like... the points are just like soap in the men's room. Doesn't matter."
"... after the end of every game I give them points, I don't know why. Points are like your social security money in ten years, doesn't mean a thing. And the winner gets to do a little something special with me when we announce the winner at the end, so yeah. And since I pick the winner, I say Josie has a pretty good chance."


12.09 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, lean and tender, Brad Sherwood! Nicely trimmed, Wayne Brady! Well marbled, Colin Mochrie! And the bits that go to make a hot dog, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello... and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. The points here are kinds of like Canada... hahahaha... Colin, I'm kidding around buddy, I'm just joking around, Colin, it was just a joke. Very sorry, I love Canada, it's the greatest place in the whole wide world. Ah, if you never saw the show before... probably never see it again in Canada... what happens is these four talented people, including the one extra talented on from Canada..."
"And then we pick a winner at the end of the show, and at the end of the show the winner gets to do a little something special, and the losers have to take pictures."


12.10 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Greg Proops?! I know what you did last summer to Wayne Brady! Be afraid, be very afraid, of Colin Mochrie! And it's alive, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Thankyou very much, good evening, hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter, that's right, the points here are kind of like Jerry Springer's final thought, doesn't mean a thing..."
"At the end of the show we decide who the winner's going to be, and the winner gets to do a little something special for you, and the loser gets to mop it up... if you call that losing, winkety wink."


12.11 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, never can say goodbye, Greg Proops. You say goodbye and I say Wayne Brady. Let's just kiss and say goodbye, Colin Mochrie. And hello it's me, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello. Hi, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't mean a thing, just like the host of an improv show. After a while, you figure yeah, we don't need this."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser gets to watch out for the cops."


12.12 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, a hyperkinetic pop-culture firecracker, Wayne Brady. A heartful blend of satire and shtick, Chip Esten. Steamy adult entertainment, Colin Mochrie. And a funhouse of shrieks and screams, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello. Thankyou very much. Welcome! Welcome for everhbody to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter, just like a surveillance camera at the 99 Cent Store."
"... we pick what we call the winner, and the winner gets to do a little something special with me and... while the loser snaps pictures."


12.13 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, you don't bring me flowers, Wayne Brady. You don't sing me love songs, Josie Lawrence. You don't return my phone calls, Colin Mochrie. And get out, just get out, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello. Hello hello hello hello. Hello, good evening, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like a suggestion box in Tiananmen Square."
"... and the winner gets to do a little something special with me, proving that success does not always bring happiness."


12.14 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, out, vile jelly, Brad Sherwood. Once more into the breach, dear friends, Wayne Brady. Something's rotten in the state of Colin Mochrie. And let me play the fool, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello, good evening, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like TV Guide on your wedding night. If you're lucky, they don't matter."
"... and then after every game we give them points, I don't know why, it's a little gag we have left over from the show when it was in England. Then at the end of the show we pick a winner, the winner gets to do a little something special, and the loser gets to sell their kidney on eBay."


12.15 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, send in the marines, Wayne Brady. Send in the cavalry, Denny Siegel. Send for a pizza, Colin Mochrie. And send in the clowns, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Hello, hey, welcome, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, the points can never be used, or will never be used, just like my exercise bike. (pants)."
"... at the end of the show we pick a 'winner', and ah... the winner gets to do a little something special with me. That's how it goes. Whoever wins I recommend... start looking for something you can bite down on."


12.16 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, please rise for our national anthem, Greg Proops. Mr seventh-inning stretch, Wayne Brady. He's being pulled for a right-hander, Colin Mochrie. And peanuts, get your peanuts, it's Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun!"
"Thankyou very much. Good evening. Hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like a stripper's name."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special, and the loser gets to watch. I love being the loser."


12.17 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, it's going, going, gone, Brad Sherwood. It's back back back back back back back back back - Wayne Brady. Kiss that baby goodbye, Colin Mochrie. We win! We win! Ryan Stiles. Hey, I'm Drew Carey, welcome to the show, c'mon down, let's have some fun!"
"Oh. Hello. Good evening, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like underwear to Sharon Stone."
"... the winner gets to do something special with me, that's right, the losers realise they're not really losers after all."


12.18 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, stand by your man, Brad Sherwood. He knows when to hold 'em, Wayne Brady. All his exes live in Texas, Colin Mochrie. And, and Okie from Fenokee, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Good evening. Hello everybody, thankyou very much, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter at all, just like the second person you ever slept with."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me. And the loser gets tied down and is forced to listed to La Vida Loca. Over and over again, just as if it was on the radio."


12.19 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, please don't squeeze the Greg Proops. That's funny, he never has a second cup, Wayne Brady. You're soaking in it!, Colin Mochrie. And my baloney has a first name, it's Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Hey, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, just like union solidarity to a major league umpire, does not matter."
"... and then we award them points, I don't know why, the points don't matter, they're like vows at a celebrity wedding, they just don't matter."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special, and the loser has to shave the cat. Ah... so I wouldn't be that good if I was you."


12.20 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, start me up, Wayne Brady. Honky Tonk woman, Kathy Greenwood. Gimme shelter, Colin Mochrie. And here comes your 19th nervous breakdown, Ryan Stiles! I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Good evening, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are stupid. The points don't matter, the points don't mean a thing, it's like the censor on the Donnie & Marie Show. You know, you don't really need it, but, you know, we got it."
"... then, bringing a new meaning to the word 'winner', at the end of the show the 'winner' gets to do something special with me. (Ryan prays) That's right, 'Please don't let me be the winner, please don't let me be the winner!'. And the loser has to drive the goat back to the farm."


12.21 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, I left my heart in Wayne Brady. Stop in the name of Chip Esten. Tie a yellow ribbon around Colin Mochrie. And raindrops keep fallin' on my Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hi, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, they don't matter, just like the Do Not Disturb sign on your hotel room door, don't mean a thing to anybody."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me. And the loser has to say, 'thank you sir, may I have another?'."


12.22 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, have it your way, Wayne Brady. Hold the pickles, Kathy Greenwood. Finger-licking good, Colin Mochrie. And, you can't eat just one, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Hello everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are useless, it's like a personal check from Willy Nelson. Love you Willy, just a joke, we're just kidding around."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special, and the loser gets to whip it, whip it good."


12.23 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, read my lips, no new taxes, Greg Proops. I did not inhale, Wayne Brady. I know Colin Mochrie, and you're no Colin Mochrie. And where's the beef, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have somefun."
"Hello. Thank you! Alright. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, points are just for appearances only, just like a politician's family. Oh, we all know it's true, come on!
"... after every game I give 'em points, I don't know why, it's a thing we brought over here from England."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser has to go back to Canada, where he belongs!"


12.24 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, you light up my life, Wayne Brady. You make me feel like dancin', Chip Esten. You are the wind beneath my wings, Colin Mochrie. And you did a bad bad thing, Ryan Stiles. I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
(the contestants join the clapping, Ryan carrying it on afterwards)
"Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where - thankyou Ryan - the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like uh... I dunno... spy satellites over Canada. Why do we bother? ... Don't mean a damn thing."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special for ya, and the loser... and the loser has to load the mule. Little hint for ya of things to come..."


12.25 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, a little short off the tee, Greg Proops. He's been hooking all day, Wayne Brady. Can't keep his balls out of the rough, Colin Mochrie. And, just grips it and rips it, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yep, the points don't matter, just like DNA to the Simpson jury... the points don't mean a thing."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser has to shovel it."


12.26 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, sent to Earth from planet Krypton, Brad Sherwood. Faster than a speeding bullet, Wayne Brady. Lives in the Fortress of Solitude, Colin Mochrie. And, gets undressed in phone booths, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Good evening. Hello everybody. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, they don't matter, just like the price tags at a 99 cent store. By the way, you know what my favourite thing to do is? I buy stuff at the 98 cent store and then I take it back to the 99 cent store. And I make a penny every time."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special, I wish I could tell you what it is, I can't tell you, it involves a donkey and an 8mm camera."


12.27 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, if at first you don't succeed, try Greg Proops. If you can't stand the heat, get out of the Wayne Brady. If you can't say something nice, don't say Colin Mochrie. And if you think you have problems, Ryan Stiles. And I'm Drew Carey, your host, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Thanks and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points absolutely do not matter. As a matter of fact, here, I'll tell you what, we give away extra points all through the show, sometimes we give away points to people at home, when you get your points you can trade 'em for prizes at the end of the show, look for details at your local Burger King."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and ah... we make the loser sit there like this." (makes loser 'L' on forehead, Ryan & Wayne copy it)


12.28 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, there's gold in them thar hills, Wayne Brady. You're a fine lookin' woman Miss Kitty, Karen Maruyama. Hang him from the tallest tree, Colin Mochrie. And aw, dang it, we're going to have to find a taller tree, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hi everybody. Hello, hello, hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are useless, just like a degree in philosophy."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, the loser does something special with Ryan."


12.29 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, oh, maybe I drank too much, Greg Proops. Ah, I'm just a little nervous, Wayne Brady. This has never happened before, Colin Mochrie. And keep going, I can feel something, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Oh. Hello. Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, like last names at closing time, the points don't matter."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and ah... and the loser gets a jolly rancher. Not the candy."


12.30 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, follow that car, Brad Sherwood. They're gaining on us, Wayne Brady. Don't worry, I drove one of these things in the army, Colin Mochrie. And I think we lost 'em, Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points here are useless, they're useless like the rack of speedos at the Big & Tall shop."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser has to do it twice."


12.31 - Details

"Good evening and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, in space no-one can hear Wayne Brady. This time it's personal, Denny Siegel. Love is never having to say you're Colin Mochrie. And, don't go in the basement, it's Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Whose Line is it Anyway?, where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the drapes at Pamela and Tommy Lee's house."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, which is illegal in Alabama, but we're going to do it anyway. I don't care what people in Alabama think, we're gonna do it anyway, right? That's right. Freedom. Whoo!"


12.32 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, the man with the golden gun, Wayne Brady. From Russia with love, Karen Maruyama. For your eyes only, Colin Mochrie. And the spy who loved me, Ryan Stiles. Hey, and I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hi everyone. Welcome. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. Yeah that's right, the points are uh... they don't mean a thing. They're useless. Just like the lottery ticket in your pocket."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and that's why we'll never win an Emmy."


12.33 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, suitable for all audiences, Wayne Brady. May be unsuitable for younger viewers, Chip Esten. NC-17 for nudity and language, Colin Mochrie. And yee-hah! Ryan Stiles. And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like opera in Alabama."


12.34 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, look - the Bat Signal! Brad Sherwood. Holy fire escape! Wayne Brady. To the Bat Poles! Colin Mochrie. And if I could just... reach... my... Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello. Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just for appearances only, just like my gym bag."
"... and they get to do a little something special with me. Well... what the heck, so does the loser."


12.35 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, ask not what your country can do for Brad Sherwood! Ich bin ein Wayne Brady! I am not a crook, Colin Mochrie! And, I did not have an affair with that Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Oh yeah! Yeah! Alright. Welcome. Hello everybody. Nice to have you here. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the pictures of food on the Denny's menu, just don't mean a thing."
"... and the winner gets to do a little something special with me. So uh... don't be nervous, it'll be over before you know it."


12.36 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, he's lost that lovin' feeling, Wayne Brady! My boyfriend's back and he's Chip Esten. Who wrote the book of love? Colin Mochrie! And he's coming to take me away ha ha ha ha he he, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are useless, like a condom to a Trekkie."


12.37 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, the Colonel's secret recipe, Brad Sherwood! The home of the whopper, Wayne Brady! Did someone say Colin Mochrie? And, here tall guy tall guy tall guy, Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are ah, like the Swiss Army. They don't mean a thing."


12.38 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, show me the money, Wayne Brady. Are you trying to seduce me? Denny Siegel! I'm an excellent driver, Colin Mochie! And, it's showtime. Ryan Stiles! And I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello! Settle down. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are like the buffet at a strip club. Who cares about the points?"
"... the winner gets to do a little something special, while the rest of us distract the censor."


12.39 - Details

"Good evening everybody and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. On tonight's show, read my lips, no new taxes for Wayne Brady. I did not inhale Chip Esten. I know Colin Mochrie and you're no Colin Mochrie. And where's the beef, Ryan Stiles! Hey, I'm your host, Drew Carey, come on down, let's have some fun."
"Hello! Hello. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't mean a thing, like when I say "I love you" when I'm drunk."
Wayne: "NO!"
Drew: "I know this is a bad time to tell you, but ah..."
"... the winner gets to do a little something special with me, and the loser has to dispose of the van."