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Mark's Guide to Whose Line is it Anyway?


Episode Guide

Tommy's Intros - Australia Series One

A1.01 / A1.02 / A1.03 / A1.04 / A1.05 / A1.06 / A1.07 / A1.08 / A1.09 / A1.10


A1.01 - Details

"Welcome to the first ever episode of Whose Line it it Anyway? Australia. We've got our own version of the show, where are you from?"
(audience member) "Australia!"
"See! We've got one, that's watertight. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Tegan Higginbotham, Steen Raskopoulos, Tom Walker and Cal Wilson. Let's kick off our first ever show!"
"Ohhh hoohoo! Please give it up for our house band, Fourplay With Judy. Oh! My name's Tommy Little, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points in this show are just like middle children... ooh, that has split the audience... there's a few middle children are like 'awww...'".


A1.02 - Details

"Good evening champions, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Cal Wilson, Steen Raskopoulos, Bridie Connell, and Rhys Darby. Let's get amongst it!"
"Give it up for our house band, the Slippery Nipples, ladies and gentlemen. My name's Tommy Little and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Just like your Arts degree. Hah, enjoy working in hospitality, ahahaha ahahah."


A1.03 - Details

"What's up weapons, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Tegan Higginbotham, Steen Raskopoulos, Susie Youssef, and Rhys Darby. What are we waiting for, let's get stuck in to tonight's show!"
"Oh! How good ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for our house band, the Busty Strumpets. My name is Tommy Little, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are exactly like your morals at a swingers party. You know why you're here, put down the stuff, and get in me..."


A1.04 - Details

"G'day you loose units, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We got Tegan Higginbotham, Tom Walker, Bridie Connell, and Steen Raskopoulos. Let's get stuck in to tonight's show!"
"Ooh yes. Ladies and gentlemen, that is of course our house band, the men with no bottoms, aka the Assless Chaps. Very good. My name is Tommy Little and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points are useless. Just like activating your almonds. Stay away from my nuts, Pete Evans, you weird orange twat."


A1.05 - Details

"G'day folks and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We got Susie Youssef, Steen Rakopoulos, Cal Wilson, and Rhys Darby. Let's start the show!"
"Oh! Give it up for the Screaming Seamen! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, my name is Tommy Little and this is the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points in this show are just like the words "Drink Responsibly" on a bottle of Jäger. It's Jäger, I'm not gonna sip it, put a funnel in me and let's do this."


A1.06 - Details

"G'day you good looking legends, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We got Tom Walker, Susie Youssef, Steen Raskopoulos, and Cal Wilson. Let's start tonight's show!"
"Oh yeah. Give it up for the house band, ladies and gentlemen, yep. Named after my favourite dessert, that's right, the Spotted Dicks. Fantastic. Hey my name's Tommy Little and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Kind of like your resume if you've got a face tattoo. I'm just saying, you're probably working in security, bro..."


A1.07 - Details

"G'day weapons, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Steen Raskopoulos, Tom Walker, Bridie Connell, and Rhys Darby. What are we waiting for? Let's start the show!"
"Yeah! Folks, give it up for the Horny Hobbits. So much horn for such short men. That's what I like about it. Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, my name is Tommy Little, this is the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like refugees' rights on Manus Island."


A1.08 - Details

"G'day legends, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We got Susie Youssef, Steen Raskopoulos, Bridie Connell, and Rhys Darby. Hey let's get stuck in to tonight's show!"
"Oh! I don't know about you but I am rock hard. Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for our house band, the Pregnant Teens. My name's Tommy Little, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points in this show are just like the ingredients in your green smoothie - I don't care mate, you look like a wanker. Oh a few people here in activewear, they're like 'hmmm....'"


A1.09 - Details

"G'day folks, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Tom Walker, Cal Wilson, Steen Raskopoulos, and Tegan Higginbotham. What are we waiting for, let's get stuck in!"
"Oh! Hoo! Woo hoo hoo! Rusty Crutch and the Sunshine Band, ladies and gentlemen. Ah, my name is Tommy Little and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points are useless. Like as useless as a vegan at a kebab shop. Like "Oh, I'll have the fala-, I'll have the fala-, I'll have the f- f-, oh f**k it I'll have the lamb, to be honest."


A1.10 - Details

"G'day champions and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?. Let's meet tonight's performers. We've got Susie Youssef, Steen Raskopoulos, Bridie Connell, and Tom Walker. Hey, let's start the show."
"Ooh! Bloody hell. Punani Buffet, the house band, ladies and gentlemen. Very good, very good! My name's Tommy Little, and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show where everything is made up and the points don't matter. Just like, you know, your shirt at a music festival. 'Suns out guns out, as long as I've got my bum bag who gives a shit ah!'"