Episode Guide

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30.01 (Special)

1. Forward/Rewind: Wayne is a young woman who is possessed by demons or the devil, Colin is her frantic mother and Ryan is a priest who enters and tries to exorcise the evil spirit out of Wayne, Keegan is the evil demon that materialises.
2. Hats: World's Worst Dating Video - Wayne, Colin, Jeff & Ryan.
3. Daytime Talk Show: Star Wars. Colin - host, Keegan - Luke Skywalker, Ryan - Darth Vader, Wayne - audience members Chewbacca and Shariko Calrissian (wife of Lando).
4. Greatest Hits: Ryan & Colin introduce a Scottish song.
5. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things to say during a slow dance, inappropriate times to take a selfie, strange things to see on a home improvement show, jobs you should never give old people - Ryan, Colin, Wayne & Jeff.
6. Dubbing: In a deleted scene from The Vampire Diaries, vampire Ryan is trying to suppress his bloodlust on a date with Candice (dubbed by Colin) and Wayne is Ryan's evil vampire brother who comes in to attack her.
7. Greatest Hits: Songs of San Francisco - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Dixie Chick(en)s hit "You Broke My Heart On The Golden Gate".

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30.02 (Special)

1. Party Quirks: Brad hosts. Wayne - a series of reptiles going through weird mating rituals, Colin - increasingly desperate cookie monster who thinks cookies are hidden in people's clothes, Ryan - nudist cowboy going through a busy day on the range.
2. Dubbing: Legendary flamenco dancer El Ryan-o is getting his protégé Marisol (dubbed by Colin) to perform some new moves, when suddenly sexy dancer Wayne appears to put them both to shame.
3. Piranha Tank: Ryan & Colin try to sell a floppy silver tube to the piranhas, Gary & Wayne.
4. Doo-wop: Mandy who died in a garden store-related accident - Gary, Wayne & Colin.
5. Scenes From a Hat: Bad times to take a call, the world's worst dance crazes, pick-up lines in the army, if famous movies and TV shows had only starred munchkins, if all movies were directed by Quentin Tarantino - Wayne, Jonathan, Colin, Brad, Ryan, Aisha.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of New Years Eve - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jonathan sing the rockabilly song "My Ball Dropped In Times Square".

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30.03

1. Hollywood Director: Flirtatious golf pro Ryan is showing a beautiful young trophy wife Gary how to improve her swing, suddenly her near-sighted husband Wayne arrives on a golf cart. Colin directs. Hyped-up on caffeine, all covered in superglue, cheesy adult movie.
2. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely car commercials, pick-up lines that would never work, bad things to do on your first day at work, if famous movie scenes were performed in the nude.
3. Radio Show: Penn & Teller. Wayne & Gary DJ, Ryan & Colin as callers.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of Dallas - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the Luther Vandross and Chris Rock novelty tune "Why Do We Have Hockey Here?", and the Ice-T and Mr. T hit "Barbecue In The City".

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30.04

1. Scenes From a Hat: Strange things to hear from your waiter, strange things to shout out during sex, if fairy tale characters appeared on Jerry Springer, pick-up lines that won't work on Aisha, strange things to see or hear in a children's TV show.
2. Sideways Scene: Colin & Keegan are a bickering pair of tired and hungry explorers in the jungle trying to set up camp, suddenly a very angry Tarzan (Wayne) swings in from the trees. Science fiction movie, Street Fighter video game.
3. Stand, Sit, Bend: Panicking mother Colin has called in a priest (Ryan) to exorcise her daughter Wayne who she believes to be possessed.
4. Irish Drinking Song: Promotion.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Spring Break - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Cuban hit "I Can't Stop Throwin' Up", and the ska hit "Who Did You Sleep With Last Night?".

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30.05 (Special)

1. Scene to Music: Ryan & Colin are two inept plumbers working on a house when suddenly the owner Wayne enters furious at the mess that they have made. Western showdown, horror movie, 70s sexy, jug band.
2. Themed Restaurant: Gary & Danielle are on a date in a Tom Cruise movie-themed restaurant, served by Wayne, Colin & Ryan.
3. Doo-wop: Beatrice who died in a sushi restaurant-related accident - Gary, Ryan & Colin.
4. Daytime Talk Show: The Wizard of Oz. Colin - host, Gary - Lion, Ryan - Dorothy, Wayne - audience members the Scarecrow, and a munchkin.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Car - Ryan & Colin introduce.
6. Scenes From a Hat: Colin, Ryan, Jeff & Wayne. Unlikely names for men's deodorant, if farmers did everything in a sexy way, unlikely ways for a news anchor to start the bulletin, if people had to provide their own sound effects in everyday life.
7. Scene With Masks: Wayne (old man) and his wife Colin (thief) are at the doctor's, Ryan (goofy guy) enters as a doctor before finally a nurse (Jeff, shocked guy) arrives on the scene.
8. Hoedown: Mom.

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30.06

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Barely Conscious". Jeff (co-anchor) - Colin's drunken bride embarrassing him on their wedding day, Wayne (sportscaster) - aggressive fitness instructor leading the entire audience in a class, Ryan (weather forecaster) - experiencing every natural disaster in 30 seconds.
2. Dubbing: Ryan is a 1940s gangster hitting on raunchy nightclub singer & dancer Rachel (dubbed by Colin) when suddenly Ryan's jealous showgirl fiance Wayne bursts in.
3. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - vaudeville acts getting yanked offstage just before their act gets offensive, Colin - unlucky cat going through his nine lives, Ryan - various opening scenes from cheesy adult movies.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird ways for Aisha to open the show, if the musical Les Miserables had been about embarrassing personal problems, things you should never do while driving, inappropriate times to do an evil laugh.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Beauty Salon - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Rat Pack hit "Hot Rocks", and the bluegrass rap "Expensive Lotions And Creams".

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30.07

1. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about your car but not your partner, the dating videos of fictional characters, weird things to read on a medical label, things you don't want to hear from the person you've just woken up next to.
2. Song Style: Jack Osborne going to school. Wayne (Salsa).
3. Infomercial: Kit to help people overcome their phobias - Ryan & Colin.
4. Irish Drinking Song: Pregnancy.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Cruising - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Nicki Minaj hit "Time For Shuffleboard", ragtime hit "42 Sickened" and the belly dancing hit "Husband Overboard".

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30.08 (Special)

1. Get Down: In the E.R., an injured Wayne staggers in to get treatment from stressed-out doctor Jonathan, after a while sexy nurse Ryan comes in to help and then Colin enters with an even greater injury.
2. Lounge Lizards: Rowing.
3. Infomercial: Kit to grow hair - Ryan & Colin - Ryan sucks a smelly tube.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely things to read in a fortune cookie, unlikely things to hear at Christmas, the worst times to insult someone, bad things to say through a megaphone - Ryan, Gary, Wayne, Colin.
5. Newsflash: noses. Ryan & Gary anchor, Colin reports.
6. Show-Stopping Number: a home improvement store - Colin, Ryan & Wayne
7. Greatest Hits: Songs of New York - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Creed hit "Statue of Liberty...", and Wayne & Jonathan sing the Daft Punk hit "Squirrels Squirrels Squirrels".

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30.09

1. Let's Make A Date: Gary questions. Wayne - frisky elderly actress, Colin - power hungry airport TSA agent giving everyone a thorough search, Ryan - mad scientist looking for mates for his monstrous creation, Colin.
2. Duet: Mircea Monroe - the Treehouse show. Wayne & Gary (Gospel).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Bad things to hear your pilot announce, using the word 'boing' demonstrate bad times for Viagra to kick in, cartoon characters in therapy, if blues singers sang about embarrassing health problems.
4. Newsflash: foot care. Ryan & Gary anchor, Colin reports.
5. Irish Drinking Song: Divorce.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of Florida - Ryan & Colin introduce, Gary & Wayne sing the Jamaican dance hall song "It's Too Hot I'm Dying", and the Korean pop hit "There's A Gator In My Pool".

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30.10

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Murray Withthefringeontop". Greg (co-anchor "Doctor Megalon") - fiendish supervillain outlining the ingenious way he's going to kill Colin, Wayne (sportscaster) - all the characters in an episode of "The Biggest Loser", Ryan (weather forecaster "Sunny") - Vegas act performing mass hypnosis on the entire audience.
2. 90 Second Alphabet: Greg & Colin are young adorable newlyweds looking to buy a pet, Ryan is the impatient pet store owner, starting on "C".
3. Dubbing: Flirtatious choreographer Ryan is training dancer Kat (dubbed by Colin) to appear in a hip hop video, Wayne enters as the rapper whose video she's auditioning for and wants to change the routine.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you should keep to yourself on a first date, what the Whose Line cast say in their sleep, things you can say about your house but not your partner, outtakes from the Whose Line promo shoot.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of College - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Italian hit "Four Credits Short".

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30.12

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30.13

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30.14

1. Press Conference: Colin is announcing that he's slept with all of The Muppets. Ryan, Jeff & Wayne interview.
2. Duet: Dads Don't Knock. Maile & Wayne (R&B).
3. Mixed Messages: Colin is the captain of a space ship that's getting sucked into a black hole, he has summoned his crewmen Wayne & Jeff (reading messages) to discuss what to do.
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - black balls on string, Wayne, Colin & Maile - green triangular fans.
5. Film Dub: "An evening gone wrong" - Ryan, Colin, Jeff & Wayne.
6. Dubbing: Influencers Wayne and Maile (dubbed by Ryan) are trying to perfect a song and dance routine for TikTok, Colin is a rival TikToker who challenges them to a dance-off.

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30.16

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30.17

1. Questions: passions erupt at a billionaire's wedding.
2. Scenes From a Hat: If Sesame Street dealt with adult problems, things you should never brag about.
3. Whose Line: Samson (Colin) has woken up to discover that his lover, Delilah (Ryan), has cut off his hair.
4. Film Dub: "One Day In A Restaurant" - Ryan, Greg, Colin & Wayne.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Exterminator - Greg & Colin introduce, Ryan & Wayne sing the Simon & Garfunkel song "Snake Up My Pant Leg", and Lil Wayne and John Wayne's duet "Spider Nest In Your Hair".

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30.20

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30.21

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30.22

1. Dating App: Jeff questions. Wayne - an entire bachelorette party getting out of hand, Colin - scientist trying to work out which body part is the most ticklish, Ryan - pigeon going through a busy day.
2. Superheroes: A massive global earthquake. Colin - Captain Road Rage, Wayne - Fashion Model Man, Jeff - Sticks To Everything Man, Ryan - Incredible Mister Nipple Tweak.
3. Newsflash: horror scenes. Colin, Wayne & Jeff anchor, Ryan reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely elementary school science presentations, things you shouldn't do with a loved one's ashes, things you can say when shopping that you can't say about your partner.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Butcher - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the opera number "Serving Number Ten" (but not "F- You Vegetarians!").