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Episode Guide
Clive's Intros - Series Ten
10.01 / 10.02 /
10.03 / 10.04 /
10.05 / 10.06 /
10.07 / 10.08 /
10.09 / 10.10C /
10.11C
(C = Compilation)
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? in Hollywood, the improvisation show which makes Melrose Place look
over-rehearsed. But as we are here in Hollywood, we feature the movie star good looks of Brad Sherwood.
Plus we introduce the rock star good looks of Wayne Brady. Then the knitting catalogue good looks of
Colin Mochrie. And finally, the porn star acting talents of Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which makes the sinking of the Titanic look
like a mishap in a boating lake, and knocks the the Full Monty into a cocked hat. And featuring tonight,
the finely chiselled features of Greg Proops. And introducing the fresh faced charms of Phil LaMarr. And
re-introducing the bare faced cheek of Colin Mochrie. And finally at least the two faces of Ryan Stiles.
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which has been described as the biggest
thing to hit Los Angeles since the last earthquake... and about as popular. And featuring tonight,
somebody who is as popular in England as he is in Guatemala, Greg Proops. Then someone who is as at
home in serious drama as she is in improvised comedy, Karen Maruyama. And then someone who is at home
in his house, as he is in his garage, Colin Mochrie. And finally someone who is at home in situation
comedy, as he is in this improvised tragedy, Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen...!"
"Hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? In Hollywood, when all the skills of drama, music, acting and
mime are turned into half an hour of low-rent television. As we feature tonight, the man who is to comedy
what gin is to cocktails, Patrick Bristow. Plus, the man who is to acting what tea is to Britain, Wayne
Brady. Then a man who is to improvisation what viagra is to Bob Dole, Colin Mochrie. And finally the man
who is to television what prozac is to manic depressives, Ryan Stiles."
"Welcome to Hollywood and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme which does to
comedy what El Nino does to global weather. And featuring tonight, he's young, he's keen, he's eager to
please, in fact he's the perfect intern, Greg Proops. Then with reassuringly sincere looks of a crooked
politician, Brad Sherwood. Then with the appearance of a dodgy witness no-one's going to believe, Colin
Mochrie. And finally the national guardsman who'll say anything if he's paid enough, Ryan Stiles. The
contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? In Hollywood, yes, we've come to the town of megabucks and
megabudgets to do our usual economy priced programme. And we're featuring tonight, the friendliest thing
to come out of Arizona since the diamond-backed rattlesnake, Greg Proops. Then the most intoxicating
thing to come out of Canada since Seagram's Whisky, Catherine O'Hara. Then the biggest splash in Canada
since the Niagara Falls, Colin Mochrie. And finally the tallest thing in America outside of the NBA,
Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"This is so exciting, welcome... welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? In Hollywood, yes, we're coming from
the home of global entertainment, a television studio. And improvising tonight, we have first someone
who's spent a long time in England, but is now back here where he belongs, at any rate according to the
British Immigration Service, Greg Proops. Then a relative newcomer to the show, from Los Angeles, Phil
LaMarr. Then an absolute oldcomer to the show, our favourite Scottish-Canadian-American superstar, Colin
Mochrie. And finally our good old country boy now scratching a living in these Beverly Hills, Ryan Stiles.
Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which has been compared to Titanic.
That's not the movie, the sinking ship. Featuring tonight the thinking woman's Leonardo Di Caprio, Brad
Sherwood. Then the modern woman's Leonardo Da Vinci, Wayne Brady. Then from Canada, the cheerful woman's
Leonard Cohen, Colin Mochrie. And finally the clean living woman's Lenny Bruce, Ryan Stiles. Ladies and
gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Hello, welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which features more crazy showbiz
stars than the Hollywood chapter of the Scientologists. Featuring tonight, someone who was a fantastic
success the last time he was on the show, unless I'm thinking of someone else, Brad Sherwood. Then
someone who lives in New York and Los Angeles, which sounds like a very big house to me, Debra Wilson.
Then somebody famous throughout the civilised world, and Canada, Colin Mochrie. And finally the man whose
name is synonymous with Ryan Stiles, Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
10.10 (Compilation) - Details
(Clive is lying on a lilo/mattress in a swimming pool in flippers, suit & tie, with girls on banana lounges in the background)
"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? in Hollywood, now amidst all the relaxation of southern
California, we've still managed to film far too many items to fit into our regular show, so we've pieced
together some of the magic moments from our recordings that we think you'd like to see. Here we go, hope
you enjoy it. Bye!"
10.11 (Compilation) - Details
(Clive in front of a high-up view of the Los Angeles skyline at nighttime)
"Well, here in Los Angeles, we recorded so much good stuff we couldn't fit it all into our regular
programmes. So here's a compilation of some of the best bits we didn't want to throw away.
It's fantastic, here we go."
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