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Episode Guide
Clive's Intros - Series Seven
7.01 / 7.02 /
7.03 / 7.04 /
7.05 / 7.06 /
7.07
7.08 / 7.09 /
7.10 / 7.11C /
7.12C / 7.13S
(C = Compilation, S = Special)
"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the show which is funnier than a speech by John Major. Or
if you happen to be watching in America, funnier than a speech by that chap who took over from Margaret
Thatcher. Starring tonight, the spectacularly talented Greg Proops; and co-starring the prodigiously
Canadian Colin Mochrie; and introducing the decidedly youthful Niall Ashdown; and reintroducing the
unfeasibly tall Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which puts the performers on the spot, and
hopefully does make a drama out of a crisis. Featuring this week, the Buddy Holly of Mirth, Greg Proops;
also starring the Henry the 8th of Hilarity, Mike McShane; co-starring the King Kong of Comedy, Ryan
Stiles; and finally the Hugh Grant of Slapstick, Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the performers!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which is as entertaining and unpredictable
as playing a game of French cricket on the beach with the cast of Baywatch. Featuring tonight, from
England, the multi-talented Steve Frost; from Canada, the multi-lingual Colin Mochrie; from America, the
multi-storey Ryan Stiles; and from all accounts the multi-millionaire Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen,
the contestants!"
"Calm down! Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, for another half hour of sparkling wit, outstanding
entertainment and brilliant repartee. But that's enough about me, lets about(?) the contestants. We have
someone who has being hailed as the Forrest Gump of improvised comedy, Colin Mochrie; then the giant
Redwood of off-the-cuff humour, Ryan Stiles; then a positively black forest gateau of the comic arts,
Caroline Quentin; and finally a little nut-tree of slapstick comedy, Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen,
the contestants!"
"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which makes a vicars tea party
sound like a cliche. Starring tonight the boyish charms of Greg Proops; also starring the manly skills
of Mike McShane; also featuring the rugged talents of Ryan Stiles; all topped up by the animal magic of
Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show, the only programme on television
to make Neighbours look over-rehearsed. Featuring this week, the greatest thing from America since sliced
hamburgers, Mike McShane; and the most interesting Canadian after the maple leaf, Colin Mochrie; and the
biggest thing in show business since Barnum and Bailey's tent pole, Ryan Stiles; and finally the most
interesting thing to come out of Gunnersbury since the North Circular Road, Tony Slattery. Ladies and
gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the programme which combines the fine traditions of British theatre,
the excitement of American movies and all the best in comedy and improvisation and turns them all into
half an hour of cheap television. Featuring tonight the man who makes Sean Connery look like James Bond,
Steve Frost; and introducing the man who makes James Bond look like an all-action hero Eddie Izzard; also
the man who makes an all-action hero look like a waste of space, Greg Proops; and finally the man who
makes a waste of space look like an attractive alternative Ryan Stiles. Okay!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show in which comedy, entertainment, inspiration
and drama are all abandoned in favour of a few silly games. Featuring tonight, the star of stage, screen,
the Edinburgh Festival and beer commercials, Steve Frost; then star of stage, sitcoms and now the Royal
Shakespeare Company, Josie Lawrence; plus star of school nativity plays, auditions and Colin Mochrie
look-alike contests, Colin Mochrie; and star of a couple of films, a hit sitcom, and 19 series of Whose
Line is it Anyway?, Ryan Stiles. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show where preparation, rehearsal and script
writing are dirty words, and dirty words are often a convenient substitute. Featuring tonight the
comedian, actress and singer who makes grown men weep and small boys reach for their remote control
knobs, Josie Lawrence, and another actress who makes small boys weep and grown men groan Caroline
Quentin, and a grown men who makes us all weep Colin Mochrie, and finally an overgrown man who makes
basketball players weep, Ryan Stiles!"
"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show where comedy, entertainment, inspiration and
drama are all abandoned in favour of a few silly games. Featuring tonight, the star of stage, screen, the
Edinburgh Festival and beer commercials, Steve Frost; and star of stage, sitcoms and now the Royal
Shakespeare Company, Josie Lawrence; plus star of school Nativity plays, auditions and Colin Mochrie
lookalike contests, Colin Mochrie; and star of a couple of films, a hit sitcom and 19 series of Whose
Line is it Anyway?, Ryan Stiles!"
7.11 (Compilation) - Details
(intro unavailable - if you have the details, please e-mail me).
7.12 (Compilation) - Details
"Hello. Now in the recording of Whose Line is it Anyway? we have a great time, but sometimes we go on far
too long. The bits that can't be forced into our regular shows are not thrown away. They are gathered
together at the end of a series to make a special compilation edition. This is one of those. I hope you
enjoy it."
7.13 (Christmas Special) - Details
Intro unavailable. If anybody knows the intro for this episode, please e-mail me.
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