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Mark's Guide to Whose Line is it Anyway?


Episode Guide

Clive's Intros - Series Five

5.01 / 5.02 / 5.03 / 5.04 / 5.05 / 5.06 / 5.07 / 5.08 / 5.09C
(C = Compilation)


5.01 - Details

"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme featuring tonight the best in Anglo-American fun since somebody sat on the cream horns at the Boston Tea Party. Starring tonight, the all-American boy Greg Proops, the all-American tall boy Ryan Stiles, the mostly-Canadian snappy dresser Colin Mochrie, and finally the more-or-less-British easy chair Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.02 - Details

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which has spawned a thousand other editions of Whose Line is it Anyway?. Featuring tonight, California's answer to Elvis Costello and Eric Morecambe, Greg Proops; from Melbourne, the most exciting Australian since Dame Edna Everage discovered hormone replacement therapy, Russell Fletcher; direct from Hollywood on his way to Cricklewood, Ryan Stiles; and finally the face that launched a thousand quips, Josie Lawrence."


5.03 - Details

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme which combines all the excitement of a game of cricket, all the good sportsmanship of an FA Cup tie, and all the dignity of an athletics urine test. Featuring tonight, making a welcome return to the show, Jim Sweeney; and then making a welcome return to Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen; then the man who brings a smile to everyone's lips except his own, Paul Merton; and finally the man who has more talent in his little finger than in several other parts of his body, Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.04 - Details

"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme which keeps the performers on their toes, the audience on the edge of their seats, and me at the end of my tether. Featuring tonight, my personal favourite Greg Proops, then my impersonal favourite Colin Mochrie, next my favourite person Ryan Stiles, and finally somebody who would be my favourite if he weren't always so personal, Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.05 - Details

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme which does make a drama out of a crisis, and possibly could make a drama out of El Dorado, who knows. Featuring tonight the almost impossibly cool Greg Proops, then the almost impossibly tall Ryan Stiles; then the almost impossibly talented Josie Lawrence; and finally the almost impossible Mike McShane. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.06 - Details

"Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation programme which does for rehearsal what the Government has done for manufacturing industry. Featuring tonight, everybody's favourite American, if that isn't a contradiction in terms, Greg Proops; then Greg Proops' favourite American, Ryan Stiles; then everybody's favourite Canadian, hmm, sounds exciting, Colin Mochrie; and finally everybody's favourite Josie Lawrence, Josie Lawrence. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.07 - Details

"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show which makes Reservoir Dogs look like 101 Dalmations, and Silence of the Lambs look like an advert for pure virgin wool. Featuring tonight, the People's champion, Jim Sweeney; and then the News of the World's champion Steve Steen; and then everybody's Sunday Sport, Tony Slattery, and finally, the Sunday times weekend supplement Mike McShane. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.08 - Details

"Hello and welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway?, the improvisation show where we make things up as we go along whether they make sense or badger. Featuring tonight, from England the unflappable Steve Frost; and all the way from Canada, the inscrutable Colin Mochrie; next some of the way from California, the inevitable Ryan Stiles; and finally out of the way of the rest of London the incorrigible Tony Slattery. Ladies and gentlemen, the contestants!"


5.09 (Compilation) - Details

"Hello, now we come to the show in the series where we piece together all the bits of recordings we weren't able to fit into our regular programme creating something a bit like Frankenstein's monster and hopefully just as funny to look at. Anyway hope you enjoy it, here we go."