The nominees are:
Josie for "a penis"
RyanStile: Go Josie!
DrewCarey: Way to nominate yourself
Chip *in light of this, decides Josie may not be right for him*
Ryan Stiles for "animals crossing the road"
Steen^Kat: Oh YAY!!!!
RyanStile: Go me!!
sue: Yay, Ryan! :)
sue: Ryan rocks at animals!
LTaylor: Yay ryan!
Tony Slattery as Chippendale
Kat^Tony: Go me!
* D_Siegel flirts with Chip
sue: Tony, Tony, Tony, Tony...
DrewCarey: Ah, the Chippendale
RyanStile: Go Tony!
Chip: hellooooo Denny
sue: Ryan, that is so kind of you... ;)
sue: Ryan is the consummate gentleman..
* SteveFro removes all his clothes
* DrewCarey buzzes Steve Frost
JohnSess: Ahhh, yes....the Chippendale....Remember THAT weekend Tony?
* SteveFro says "how was it for you drew?"
* Steen^Kat grabs Drew's buzzer and runs off and sits down by Kathy Kinney
Colin Mochrie for "experiencing too much gravity"
RyanStile: Gooooooo, Colin!!!
* Mochrie slimes politely....
Mochrie: slimes?! hehe, sorry
Kat^Tony: Go everyone who was nominated!
Ryan Stiles for "Fireworks display"
sue: Yay, Ryan. Good one!
SteveFro: Ryan - fireworks - YESSSSSSSS!
* D_Siegel sits in the vacant seat by Chip
Ryan Stiles for "foal being born"
* Steen^Kat hopes Josie wins for her penis
AND Ryan Stiles for "Gazelle being stalked by a lion"
sue: Ryan, Ryan...you got it wrapped up, I think...
DrewCarey: Not in public, Steve!
Josie: I don't have a penis......
RyanStile: Hey, remember Superheroes...
* SteveFro stands naked on a table and farts
Josie: And the winner is:...
DrewCarey: Come on, come on...
JohnSess: And the winner is John Sessions for being a Dickhead
* Mochrie waits with bated breath
Josie: Ryan Stiles for "foal being born"!
Kat^Tony: Yay Ryan!!
sue: YAY!!! YAY!!! Yay, Ryan!!
DrewCarey: I remember
* Steen^Kat grabs a tablectothe and covers Steve Frost
SteveFro steve tears a hole in it with a part of his body
* Mochrie applauds robustly. Yay Ryan!!
* LTaylor plays loudly and cheers!
sue: Excellent one, Ryan! My fave of yours! Yay!
Kat^Tony: John, why talk about yourself like that?
* RyanStile runs up to the stage unsteadily
DrewCarey: All the points I have left go to Ryan for putting his head there.
sue: No one does a foal like Ryan! :)
* LHall_RVr plays Ryan onstage
DrewCarey: I think Colin deserves credit too
sue: Thank God!
SteveFro: neigh! neigh!
DrewCarey: ...I mean, without him it wouldn't have been possible
* Josie hands the twiglet to Ryan, who has NEVER played a penis!
RyanStile: I do think that Colin deserves this as much as I do....
RyanStile: For actually letting me do that.
JohnSess: But has played WITH one!!!
SteveFro: has he ever played WITH penis? Like John?
Steen^Kat: Har har
J_Lopez: *runs up on stage, gives Ryan a BIG KISS and then runs back off*
JohnSess: I said SHHHH, Steve!!!
sue: Sweet! ;)
Mochrie: IT WAS FUN, WASN'T IT, RYAN?
* SteveFro has lost his underpants with a picture of Denalda Williams on the front
* Josie suggests that after the show we all go and kick John's ass!!!
sue: Not a pretty picture, that...
RyanStile: Heck, he deserves it MORE than I do, for re-enacting it afterwards! So, Colin, this one's for you.
JohnSess: Men first though!!
DrewCarey: ...oh wait, I was there
* SteveFro proves he has more hair elsewhere than on his head
JohnSess: OH.......you said 'KICK".....nevermind.
GregP: you proved that on "Jack and Jeremy", Steve
* RyanStile walks back to table, hands Twiglet to Colin
* Mochrie whoops it up, and pats Ryan's back as he returns to his seat
* Clive swings down to the stage on a Tarzan rope
Kat^Tony: Clive you are so cool!
DrewCarey: Nice loin cloth Clive
* D_Siegel goes over to give Ryan and Colin a big Smoochie!
Clive: Well, thankyou Ryan. And now, though he may be strangely missing one half of his normal duo, the next award will be presented by the wondefully short Steve Steen.
Kat^Tony: Go Steve!!
SteveFro: jim is in panto
* SSteen walks to the stage
SSteen: Okay and now for
The Improv Improvement Award for Most Improved Contestant
SteveFro: Plus he's got an alphabet exam tomorrow
Josie: what's after b?
SSteen: and I also studder too :)
J_Lopez: *wants Brad to win*
* DrewCarey applauds for Greg to win it
SteveFro: gotta be brad
sue: Brad, Brad, Brad, Brad...Go, Studmuffin!
* DrewCarey thinks Greg or Brad
SSteen: The Nominees are:
GregP: Yeah, Brad's my guess. He's made leaps and bounds.
J_Lopez: *hangs with Brad - low key - no one knows*
sue: He rocks our little world...Pretty Boy Brad!!!
J_Lopez: Yay Brad!
Josie: Brad is my *love monkey*
sue: Lucky you, Jennifer! *jealous glance*
DrewCarey: ...who was too good to even BE HERE tonight!
sue: Oh, lucky, lucky you... *swooning*
GregP: he's shooting craps in Vegas
SSteen: Just waiting for the envelope :)
DrewCarey: well, you got the monkey part right
sue: Yeah, but I'll tell him he won... ;)
* RyanStile cowers away from all the Brad-praise
sue: Not to to worry...
J_Lopez: Go Brad *dances for him*
Mochrie: That sounds like a strange hobby Greg!
* DrewCarey comes to Ryan
RyanStile: Monkeys frighten me....
sue: He is winning big time, too, or so he says...
DrewCarey: It's okay, buddy
DrewCarey: They love you too
sue: Right on! Monkeys rule! ;)
* SSteen is standing looking stupid on the stage
GregP: we are experiencing technical difficulties...
J_Lopez: do you want me to sing while you wait?
sue: Yes, please! :)
* DrewCarey whispers to Steve "Pssst... do the nominees"
J_Lopez: *belts out into if you had my love*
sue: SIng something from Kid Rock! :) Limp Bizkit! :)
* WayneB runs backstage looking for the envelope
RyanStile: or "Faith"!
sue: Have Wayne sing!
* DrewCarey just belts Jennifer Lopez
Kat^Tony: Everything ok there Steve?
* LHall_RVr plays along to Jennifer's singing
DrewCarey: Go Wayne
sue: Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne...
J_Lopez: *dances for awhlie - forgetting the words*
DrewCarey: I want you to sing in the style of Ricky Martin
sue: Go, Brad, Go, Brad...
* Kat^Tony continue to both hit John. Just for fun :o)
RyanStile: Jennifer, are you going to take that from Drew?
LTaylor: Shake your bon-bon!
* LHall_RVr fills the gap with instrumentals
* Bnkdladie shakes her bon bon
Kat^Tony: GO STEVE!!
sue: Just give it to Brad and we can move on... ;)
Josie: Go Steve!
DrewCarey: Come on, Ryan, you're supposed to back me up
SteveFro: I've won!!!!!!!!
J_Lopez: ah, he let me have his twiglet
RyanStile: Nooo, no no.
sue: Brad, Brad, he's our man...
Natalie & Steph scream!
and Denny Siegel
RyanStile: This isn't 3HBS
DrewCarey: Gotta be Brad
Josie: if he can't do it, someone else will
GregP: patience, Sue. There is order to these things, you know.
J_Lopez: *stops dancing and stands beside SSteen*
sue: B R A D!!! ;)
* SteveFro was a little premature, as usual eh Caroline?
Kat^Tony: But Steve's got the sasuage (as Kat not Tony :op)
sue: Okay. Sowwy. :)
Caroline: yes steve, quite
SSteen: And the winner is Brad Sherwood
DrewCarey: of course
J_Lopez: *jumps up and down*
* SSteen claps
LTaylor: 'yay Brad!!!
* LHall_RVr plays monkey music
Kat^Tony: YAY! Go Brad!
JohnSess: HMPH I also suggested Brad back in the UK.
DrewCarey: I think Wayne should accept the award
sue: YAY!!!!!!! :) :) :)
Natalie & Steph scream!
SteveFro: well done Brad
* RyanStile cheers
DrewCarey: his... partner in crime
Kat^Tony: Sure you did John....Sure you did
* SteveFro is genuinely not bitter
SteveFro: more a lager, really
J_Lopez: *claps and is still on stage*
* D_Siegel gives Brad a smoochie!
sue: I can't wait to go tell his minions...woohoo! :)
DrewCarey: Go on, Wayne
* Josie gives Steve a big kiss!
* LTaylor grabs the mic
DrewCarey: SOMEONE needs to take the award
* WayneB is not brad
J_Lopez: Come on wayne!
SteveFro: get away from me witch!
sue: I wanna give him one, too! ;)
LTaylor: Unfortunately...he's not here to accept it!
J_Lopez: I'll take it!
SSteen: I'd like to say that Brad's in LV and I'll take this to him
sue: He's too busy gambling... ;)
DrewCarey: okay, Steve, start walkin'
J_Lopez: I'm his friend.... ya, that's right
* WayneB is on a washroom break
GregP: playing endless hands of Pai Gow
* JohnSess follows Wayne to the bathroom
* D_Siegel sighs, that was the only award she was nominated for
GregP: but it's an honor just to be nomineated, Denny!
D_Siegel: I know! But still!
J_Lopez: *is still on stage but doesn't leave*
SSteen: And now The Paul Merton 'Best Smile' Twiglet.
* SteveFro fancies his chances
LHall_RVr (as Laura) Yay! I'm up!
DrewCarey: Come on, Jennifer, you can come sit with me
sue: Yay! :) Sisters are doing it for themselves... ;)
SSteen: Security, Jennifer Lopez won't leave
JohnSess: What !?!??
SteveFro: i'll make her leave...
* SteveFro shows her his private bits
RyanStile Hey, anyone want to do lines of powdered Twiglet with me?
Josie: Just show her your crack, Steve.
J_Lopez: *runs away frightened*
sue: Clive *is* a cutie...
sue: Oh, so tough to choose... ;)
D_Siegel: come on Wayne!
Josie: i've had Clive
* LHall_RVr *bounce*
RyanStile: I've had Drew...
sue: Was he good, Josie? :)
SteveFro: Josie, stop bothering me! You are a psycho bitch child of Satan!
Kat^Tony: LoL, Josie I'll talk to YOU after the show ;o) If Tony let's me
Josie: Thank you.
DrewCarey: I was nominated for best smile?
J_Lopez: *sits down by drew*
Chip: John was nominated but not me? *goes in the corner and sulks*
Kat^Tony: Go me!
SSteen: And the winner is: Wayne Brady!
LTaylor: Yay Wayne!!!
* DrewCarey puts his arm around Lopez. "Hey babe, I'm rich"
* SSteen auplauds
sue: Yay, Wayne! :)
Kat^Tony: Aww Chip *Kat goes and hugs him*
* Mochrie claps enthusiastically
* LHall_RVr pouts but plays the winner onstage anyway
Kat^Tony: GO WAYNE!
JohnSess: DAMN!!!! And I had my teeth Capped just for that reason !!
* D_Siegel claps wildly
RyanStile: Yahoo, Wayne!
DrewCarey: go on, wayne...
* Caroline whistles
J_Lopez: drew - so am I
DrewCarey: oh... okay
DrewCarey: Well, I'll have to win you over with personality then
* WayneB goes on stage
* SSteen give Wayne the award and walks off stage
* WayneB takes twiglet and smiles
* D_Siegel runs on stage and gives Wayne a huge smoochie!
* WayneB walks of stage
Chip: *cries on Kat^Tony's shoulder as if on broadway*
BreMerton: Drew, you have the personality of a waffle iron
Kat^Tony: Oh Chip, Don't worry :o)
SteveFro: and the IQ of a bucket of water
sue: He's smoking??? ;)
DrewCarey: But when I put on leather pants I am a MACHO MAN
* SSteen^Ka grabs Drew and kicks him in the arse
DrewCarey: What? The glasses don't help?
Kat^Tony: Drew you need help! :op
JohnSess: Hmmmmm....it does for me :-)
* DrewCarey dons leather pants
D_Siegel: no Drew!
J_Lopez: *gets up, picturing Drew in leather pants*
DrewCarey: Don't mess with me...
RyanStile: Actually, the glasses do do something.....
sue: Tony in leather...YESSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Clive hops in on a pogo stick
Mochrie: Did you know how fast you were going on that pogo stick?
Clive: And to present our next award, a man whose cracks are like no other... the one and only Steve Frost.
SSteen^Ka: Where's the Host
DrewCarey: (Everybody was kung-fu fighting...)
BreMerton: When you put on leather pants, we go into our bomb shelters and take cover
* Kat^Tony pictures Tony in leather pants! Yummy! LoL :op
SteveFro: Thankyou kindly. Jennifer, see you in the car park!!
SSteen^Ka: Go other Steve
Kat^Tony: YAY STEVE!
Josie: steve, you're my hero!
* SteveFro shows his arse and waits for the whoops of joy
* DrewCarey vomits
Kat^Tony: Well Sue, I get to leave with Tony :op
SSteen^Ka: why thank you, oh you're talking about ehem HIM
J_Lopez: *was looking at her but and missed it*
SteveFro: This is the Drunken Soap Star Award for Best Credit Reading...
J_Lopez: *whispers something in steve's ear*
SteveFro: this is the WORST credit reading, not the best :)
J_Lopez: *walks up and joins Steve on stage*
sue: Lucky you. *snif* I still got my Brad, though. :)
SteveFro: and the nominees are.........
Peter Cook for "NY cab driver"...
* SteveFro asks for a minute's silence in his memory
SSteen^Ka: I get to leave with Kathy Kinney and it's frighening me
Kat^Tony: Brad's a hottie too! :o)
SSteen^Ka: BOOO, Jennifer Lopez
DrewCarey: That would frighten me, too
SSteen^Ka: Oh go on
John Sessions for Sean Connery
Kat^Tony: Go John! :op
* Mochrie tallies up his twiglets.....uh.....none
Dani^Ryan: I get to leave with myself...how depressing.
GregP: you have a half, Colin!
J_Lopez: *puts one arm around Steve F*
* LTaylor hugs Colin!
* DrewCarey pats Colin on the back and lends him a twiglet
DrewCarey: Here... pretend like it's yours, bud
Dani^Ryan: Colin has one and a half.
JohnSess: Who leaves with me?
Mochrie: Your ego, naturally :)
GregP: Check the percentages on the MB, Colin, we practically tied for the award anyway
Archie Hahn for Sports Announcer
Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles for Testing A Rollercoaster
and Josie Lawrence *madpsychobitchchildofSatan* and Caroline Quentin for Two Teenage Boys
Kat^Tony: Go Josie and Caroline!
SteveFro: and the winner is..........
DrewCarey: please not me...
SteveFro: can i have a drumroll?
* LTaylor guitar rolls
J_Lopez: *dances instead*
* LHall_RVr piano rolls
SteveFro: PsychoBitchFromHell (Josie) and Caroline for Two Teenage Boys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
* Josie jumps for joy!
* SSteen^Ka pulls away from Kathy Kinny
DrewCarey: Don't be bothered by Steven, Josie. It's... part of his charm
LTaylor: WTG psychobitchfromhell and Caroline!!
* Mochrie jelly rolls
JohnSess: You again, Steen !??!
Josie: You can kiss my hairy ass, Steve!!
JohnSess: What the.....DAMN !!!
* Caroline runs onstage
SteveFro: hairier than mine, certainly you hermaphrodite
DrewCarey: ewww, hairy?
Dani^Ryan: Gooo, Josie and Caroline!
DrewCarey: I thought I was the only one...
* D_Siegel likes to see Colin Jelly roll
* Josie runs on stage and grabs caroline's breasts
Mochrie: Ever hear of Nair Josie?
J_Lopez: *doesn't like Josie and leaves the stage*
Caroline: don't touch those you slut!
Josie: you liked it before......
SteveFro: Josie, don't sing. Please don't sing!
Caroline: i would like to thank everyone here, except paul, you git...
WayneB: this is getting ugly
* DrewCarey saves a seat for Josie
* LHall_RVr plays snippet of beached whale song
* BreMerton storms the stage... TAKE ME BACK, CAROLINE! PLEEEEEEEEEASE!!!
* Dani^Ryan must soon put on the pretty white coat and depart...
Josie: i would like to thank myself, and caroline
Caroline: go away paul or i'll hit you!
* SteveFro farts into the microphone
SteveFro: better out than in
BreMerton: not before I hit you!
Josie: Is anyone else as aroused by steve as I am?
* D_Siegel calls security to escort Steve out!
* SSteen^Ka runs on stage and drags Paul
JohnSess: i am!!
J_Lopez: come with me paul... *takes pauls arm*
Caroline: thank you jennifer
BreMerton: of course I will, babe :-)
J_Lopez: you're welcome caroline
J_Lopez: lets sit down paul
SteveFro: On to the Deep Sea Nazi Captain's Twiglet for BEST CREDIT READING!!!!!
Dani^Ryan: Frankly, I'm more aroused by Drew in leather pants.
Josie: drew's wearing leather.....:)
* DrewCarey winks at Dani^Ryan
Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles for 'Colin snaps and says what he really thinks to Ryan'...
* SSteen^Ka winks at Caroline
* DrewCarey thinks there should be a "Worst Behaved at the Awards Ceremony Award" (Steve Frost has it)
Kat^Tony: Go Colin!
Tony Slattery for Drunken Australian Soap Star
Kat^Tony: Go Me!!
Josie: go Tony!
Dani^Ryan: Colin, my man! You rule!
GregP: no, Drew, I think you take that one
Greg Proops (overrated) for Elvis Costello
JohnSess: What about me?
Mochrie: No man, you rule!
Dani^Ryan: Hey, that was a good one!
BreMerton: Steve Frost for REALLY BAD AWARDS PRESENTER
Bnkdladie: Steven:Overrated? No way! Greeeeg rocks!
Josie: F#%$ you John
Dani^Ryan: no, man, YOU rule!
Colin Mochrie for Adopts As Many Positions As Possible
DrewCarey: Greg, a personal vendetta does not mean I'm the worst behaved
GregP: Steve, no editorials!
D_Siegel: gotta be colin!
Ciolin Mochrie for Making As Many Faces As Possible
SSteen^Ka: What I'm not nominated?
* BreMerton wonders if Linda Taylor knows how to play the ciolin
Dani^Ryan: Ciolin? Dude, when did you have a twin brother?
DrewCarey: does that rhyme with violin?
Ryan Stiles & Greg Proops for Movie Producers Pitching An Idea To The Studio Boss
Mochrie: No! That's my musical instrument!
Dani^Ryan: LOL, sorry 'bout that.
* Mochrie takes his Ciolin out if its case
Josie: a ciolin is a cello/violin mix
Mike McShane (editorial: MUST WIN!) for Television Evangelist
and Ryan Stiles & Greg Proops for Two Bickering Brothers
Mochrie: Very astute, Josie :)
DrewCarey: of course...
SteveFro: and the winner is........ drumroll please!
* DrewCarey wonders if Laura Hall knows how to play the Ciolin
* DrewCarey drums his fingers
* GregP rolls drum, it crashes into the stage wall
Mochrie: I'll give her lessons ;-)
LHall_RVr: Still learning
SteveFro: Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles for Colin Snaps And Says What He Really Thinks to Ryan!!!!!!!!!!
* BreMerton steals one of Drew's Twiglets because he stole my joke
* DrewCarey laughs at the destruction
Kat^Tony: WOO HOO!!!!!
GregP: Yay! *applause*
* LHall_RVr plays closing credit music
Dani^Ryan: Gooooooo, Colin!!!!
* Mochrie grabs Ryan and heads to the stage
SteveFro: Steve farts in Ryan's face
J_Lopez: * needs attention *
* DrewCarey has no more Twiglets
DrewCarey: boo hoo
JohnSess: I would like to say what I think of all of you !!!!
* Dani^Ryan trips Steve on the way up
* SSteen^Ka slaps Steve Frost
J_Lopez: drew - we'll share mine
Mochrie: Well, I just have to say -- I didn't mean any of the things I said that day.
J_Lopez: well, really your's
BreMerton: Drew... you have -4 Twiglets, which means you owe us four
* SteveFro giggles at anything Colin says
Dani^Ryan: And I have to say....I love you, man.....
DrewCarey: No, I have four... you can't count
* D_Siegel is getting teary
DrewCarey: Well, now I have zero
SSteen^Ka: Steve shut up you twat
Kat^Tony: Steve loves Colin, Steve loves Colin!
* Dani^Ryan hugs Colin
* LHall_RVr reaches for a tissue
D_Siegel: Colin, or eugene?
SteveFro: i need a tissue too, but for a different reason...
Mochrie: Go Col, Go....
* Clive rolls onto stage in a drum
Clive: And now for our next award, the presenter is someone who most of you will probably love.
SteveFro: anyone care for a cup of my pants broth?
* LTaylor tapes Steve's mouth shut
Kat^Tony: Clive, my man, You kick ass!! :o)
Clive: Sorry Paul, but here is Caroline Quentin.
* EnnReitel applauds
* Mochrie returns to his seat
* Dani^Ryan Dani is cheering from back of room
* LTaylor applauds!
Kat^Tony: WOO CAROLINE!
J_Lopez:*holds Paul back*
Caroline: thank you all
* Mochrie applauds
SSteen^Ka: Whoo hoo
Caroline: the award is The 'Birds Nest' Twiglet for Best Beard
* DrewCarey looks at the chaos this show has become
* BreMerton goes up onstage and slaps Caroline
Chip: Uhoh! Could this be the return of Battlestar Gallactica? (or gladiators?)
* Dani^Ryan walks down, firmly smacking Steve on the return trip
Josie: i've gotta win this one!
J_Lopez: *pulls Paul back off*
SSteen^Ka: Oh Jonathn Pryce isn't here
Caroline: the stunning nominees are:
Mochrie: Wait! Here he comes now!
BreMerton: Yes, I'll come with you Jennifer
JonPryce makes a dramatic entrance at the rear of the room
SteveFro: Josie's beard goes from her chin to her thighs, apparently
SteveFro: i think we'll all come with jennifer......
SSteen^Ka: Go Jonathan!!!!!!!
JonPryce: Sorry I'm late, I got tied up making a new movie with Madonna
Kat^Tony: John's beard was just scarey!
Dani^Ryan: Is Mike here?
DrewCarey: No, he's getting liposuction
Caroline: And the winner is:
BreMerton: Did John Sessions win a BEST award? Poppycock!
DrewCarey: I know, because I'm after him
Caroline: Mike McShane!
Dani^Ryan: You'd know, Drew?
Kat^Tony: GO MIKE!
* JohnSess runs to stage
DrewCarey: Well... he's not here, but I'm a fat guy too, so I'll take it
* DrewCarey pushes John out of the way
JohnSess: I'll accept the award for Mike
SteveFro: you are also hideous and untalented
The floor starts to shake as McShane thunders through the door and down the aisle.
DrewCarey: no you won't! he hates you!
J_Lopez: I am beautiful and talented
SSteen^Ka: John's going to get hit now
DrewCarey: uh oh... here he is
McShane: Hold it John.
GregP: Mike! There you are!
* JohnSess bitch-slaps Drew
* DrewCarey sits down quickly
* McShane strides purposefully towards the stage
* JohnSess sulks back to seat
* Caroline hands over the crunchy twiglet
McShane: I'll take that.
SteveFro: I must go. Jennifer has decided not to seduce me. And I need my sleep!
* SteveFro sneaks out the back door
McShane: Thank you lovely. (gives Caroline a peck on the cheek)
DrewCarey: Woah, you knocked her over!
* LHall_RVr (as Richard) plays medley of Mike's songs
McShane: Well, what can I say. I've always had a thing for beards.
* Josie notices the stage cracking under mike's fet
DrewCarey: Mike, can you do a quick Bartender song while you're up there?
McShane: And they're good for so many things....but let's not go there. Anyway, thanks for this honour.
McShane: I'd like to Drew, but I have a "Brotherly Love" reunion I have to attend, and then an Air Canada commercial in the morning.
McShane: Thanks again, god bless.
Dani^Ryan: Mike, you rule!
DrewCarey: Good luck with that
* McShane walks off, and out the door.
Caroline: We now have the 'Hats' Twiglet for Best Hair. Nominees:
Kat^Tony: I have so got the best hair! :o)
JohnSess: Sorry, Colin
* DrewCarey motions for Steve to sit down
DrewCarey: You've come for the best part
Archie Hahn's Ponytail
Kat^Tony: John, you are so gonna get your ass whopped!
JohnSess: OOOOHHH...this coming from Doc Holiday!!!
Josie: woo hoo
* Snarky sneaks in the back
Kat^Tony: John SHUT UP!
Kat^Tony: YAY ME! :op
* FrySteen goes over to John Sessions and comforts him
Kat^Tony: Go Richard!
J_Lopez: *sits down beside Tony this time*
LHall_RVr: (as Richard) *bounce*
GregP: hey, there's a mouse with PMS loose in here!
LHall_RVr: Thanks tony!
* DrewCarey is really thinking Colin'll win this one
Caroline: and the winner is.... COLIN!
Dani^Ryan: Colin!!! Whoooo!!!
DrewCarey: Snarky... the mouse with PMSSSSS
WayneB: congrats colin
FrySteen: YAY Colin
Kat^Tony: GO COLIN!!! (thinks 'Damn, thought I had this one')
* LTaylor plays "Snarky the mouse with PMS!"
BreMerton: Is that up for Best Song?
DrewCarey: You got your own!
* GregP applauds Colin
* Mochrie's jaw drops...he picks it up and heads to the stage
Josie: This should be the 'lack of hair' award.....
* LHall_RVr pouts but plays anyway
LTaylor: YAY Colin!!
D_Siegel: yeah Colin!
* DrewCarey applauds
Kat^Tony: Richard, it's ok. We both know we have the best hair!
LHall_RVr: Course we do :)
J_Lopez: YAY COLIN!
Mochrie: Uh, thanks for this award....I'm not quite sure how I got it, I mean....
DrewCarey: Hey, Col, maybe you can do that Rogaine endorsement after all ;-)
GregP: Because you have no trouble keeping your hair neat, Colin!
J_Lopez: *runs up and kisses colin's head*
Dani^Ryan: Colin, we love you!!!! ;-)
Josie: you're bald!!
Mochrie: And maybe you can do that Slimfast commercial, Drew!
DrewCarey: Hey, there's hope for anyone :-) Just look at Sally Struthers
* Dani^Ryan Dani runs up and kisses Colin, since Jennifer did it, she will too!
* JohnSess runs up to kiss Colin....
Mochrie: Anyway, thanks again.
* Mochrie wends his way back to the seat
Mochrie: John, let me introduce you to Eugene...he's in the corner *Eugene waves sheepishly*
* D_Siegel gives him the biggest smoochie of the night when he gets back to his seat!
* Dani^Ryan Dani smacks John, he's not worthy!
* Clive rides in on a motorbike... or is it a moped?
DrewCarey: That depends... what country are you in?
* FrySteen runs up and buffs Clive's head again
Clive: Congratulations Colin, and I only hope this bodes well for me next year...
Anyway, back to present our next award is the tall fellow himself in yet another encore appearance.
Here's Ryan to show he knows who uses those small objects best.
* DrewCarey gives a standing ovation
BreMerton: YAY RYAN!!!
(the applause dies down but the stage remains empty. Dan's voice is heard over the speakers -
"Clive - he just snuck out the back!")
* Clive returns
Clive: Ah, well, it seems the tall fellow didn't make it under the door, so here to sing the nominations to you is Wayne Brady.
Kat^Tony: YAY WAYNE! :o)
* LHall_RVr plays medley of Wayne's songs
* WayneB walks up on stage
WayneB: this is the The Still Untitled Twiglet for Best Prop Use. And the nominees are:
Colin Mochrie for "Hey giant, stop peeing on the alps!" (yellow triangle)
* RStiles sneaks back in
Kat^Tony: GO COLIN!
Ryan Stiles for "Now, son, I know it's hard, but please remember where you buried your mother in the sand!" (two bumps)
Kat^Tony: YAY RYAN!!
Colin Mochrie, Wayne Brady & Brad Sherwood for "Push, Mrs Johnson" (circles)
Kat^Tony: GO COLIN, WAYNE AND BRAD!!
* Mochrie happily reminisces about that lovely yellow triangle
* FrySteen just gave Brad his award on the MB
Tony Slattery for "Shirley Bassey, put your clothes on!" (mop)
Kat^Tony: YEA ME!!
Josie: yay tony!
Colin Mochrie for "Some people are embarrassed by an outie!" (circle)
Kat^Tony: YAY COLIN!
Tony Slattery for "Welcome to the portable easy gym!" (washing line)
Kat^Tony: ME AGAIN WOO HOO!!
and Ryan Stiles for "Your elephant's got a temperature of 106..." (crayon)
JohnSess: *cough*John Sessions for 'Breaking The Prop"*cough*
Kat^Tony: YEA RYAN!!
RStiles: Go me!
WayneB: the envolope please.....
* LHall_RVr wonders where her guitar accompaniment got to...
BreMerton: PORTABLE EASY GYM!!!
J_Lopez: *passes wayne the envelope*
Kat^Tony: John, hush up
Josie: I play a pretty mean guitar, Laura
J_Lopez: *smiles prettily*
WayneB: and the winner for the best prop use is.......
LHall_RVr: Cool, can you play the sax too?
Josie: of course, but not at the same time
WayneB: Colin Mochrie for "Hey giant, stop peeing on the alps!" (yellow triangle)
J_Lopez: *cheers for Colin and loves being on stage*
Kat^Tony: YEA COLIN!!! Go Colin, Go Colin!
D_Siegel: yeah Colin!
Snarky: woo hoo Colin!!
Josie: COLIN, TAKE ME!!
* Kat^Tony stops Tony from dancing on the table for Colin
RStiles: she'll be back soon..
* Mochrie walks to the stage
* WayneB hands colin the twiglet and reminds him not to eat it if he remembers last year
* RStiles gives a standing ovation!!
J_Lopez: *stays on stage*
Chip: *claps for Colin, but has to leave now!*
* Josie can't see because I'm sitting behind Ryan's standing ovation
* BreMerton doesn't...
DrewCarey: That's a million points for staying around for so long
Chip: Goodnight! *sings a lullabye to himself and falls asleep*
* Chip exits
Mochrie: Thank you all for this award. I'd like to thank you all. The giant sends his warmest regards. *points at Ryan in the audience* There he is now.
Kat^Tony: *whistles for Colin*
Kat^Tony: *sits down, Kat sits on Tonys lap to keep him from hurting John*
GregP: are we into commercial?
FrySteen: *as Stephen Fry* Drew me collegue shut your face
J_Lopez: *stays on stage*
Bnkdladie: There are commercials?
DrewCarey: I guess we must be
Caroline: i'm gonna leave early and take care of the baby, thank you for the award!
* Caroline leaves
* Mochrie goes back to his seat
* Clive flies in near the roof
* Clive lands
DrewCarey: TWIGLETS: They'll make you never want to eat again!
Kat^Tony: YAY CLIVE!
Josie: OUCH, you landed on me Clive
Clive: And so, to present our next award. He's the man who took my job, and needs no introduction. So I'm not giving him one.
* DrewCarey applauds some more, but gets worried at the number of people leaving
* D_Siegel leans over to talk to Col softly
J_Lopez: *is still on stage*
* Mochrie has a nice conversation with Denny
Josie: Who's the fat guy on stage?
Clive: Oh okay, Drew, get your lazy...
Kat^Tony: DREW NEEDS HELP!!
* LHall_RVr plays Drew onstage
FrySteen: Drew it's your turn
DrewCarey: Oh, wait, they're leaving because it's my turn. ok
* DrewCarey hops onto the stage and falls off
* DrewCarey gets back onto the stage
J_Lopez: *goes over and stands by drew*
J_Lopez: *still smiling*
DrewCarey: c'mon, gimme a break...
J_Lopez: *on stage*
BreMerton: yeah Drew, we broke all your Twiglet statues
DrewCarey: All right, if I recall, the category was Best Put-Down
FrySteen: Okay let's shut up and let the guy talk
Kat^Tony: Ha! Drew can't even stand on stage!
JohnSess: Welcome to MY world.
Josie: Get the hook!
* D_Siegel whispers to Colin "Is that Drew's new girlfriend or what?"
* BreMerton takes Jennifer for himself!
* DrewCarey breaks into a sweat
DrewCarey: I hate improv...
J_Lopez: *gets pulled off stage by paul*
DrewCarey: no, no, don't go
BreMerton: I've got her now! Take that, Caroline!
* KathyKinn enters
DrewCarey: Stop it! Oh no, Mimi's back!
J_Lopez: I'm not some rebound person!
* KathyKinn runs to the stage and helps out Drew
DrewCarey: This is like a nightmare!
BreMerton: I've had plenty of those. This is serious!
* LHall_RVr plays snippet of "Cleveland Rocks!"
J_Lopez: then again, who cares :) *smiles at Paul*
Josie: Who's does your make up, mimi?
* RStiles dances
KathyKinn: Shut up, miss hair down to there :)
DrewCarey: Hey Clive, I could use some help here... Some nominations, perhaps? ...
KathyKinn: Oh no neck
DrewCarey: Wait, Kathy, you can help me
* DrewCarey hides behind Kathy
KathyKinn: No that's the Criminologist from Rocky Horror
GregP: No, i'm over here
* KathyKinn moves away
DrewCarey: I guess we're back to the technical difficulty thing again...
Josie: I'm blinded by Kathy's eye shadow!
Kat^Tony: *both fall asleep*
J_Lopez: *runs up an stage and dances and sings*
D_Siegel: It's Y2K!
Clive: hmm.. well I've just sent them in 3 different envelopes... Damn US mail.
DrewCarey: Figures, doesn't it?
KathyKinn: I can see Craig Ferguson in the audience (sticks out tongue)
DrewCarey: Well, now that both hosts are on stage...
J_Lopez: if you had my love .....
* LHall_RVr switches to Jennifer's song
* KathyKinn pushes J-Lopes off stage
Kat^Tony: *wake up* What the heck is going on? :o)
J_Lopez: *falls and lands on her butt but bounces off of it*
* LHall_RVr switches back to "Cleveland Rocks!"
DrewCarey: ok, here we go. THE NOMINATIONS ARE!!!, for the Greg Proops "Best Putdown" Twiglet:
* GregP smirks
* Mochrie is hearing a chirping sound, but can't figure out where it's coming from.....wait a minute.....*puts tie to his ear*
Clive Anderson for "Can you not use large words - they're confusing our American friends."
* D_Siegel goes over to flirt with Greg, because no one else seems to care
Josie: Go CLIVE!!
J_Lopez: Where' s Paul?
GregP: that's why Americans can't get along without spell-check
Colin Mochrie for "Don't cry. You're not that good an actor."
Colin Mochrie for "He had a face like a collapsed lung."
RStiles: Go Colin!
Greg Proops for "Hi, I have my own ABC sitcom... Lewis! Lewis!"
Paul Merton for "Is that your head or is your neck blowing bubbles?"
* D_Siegel gives Greg a smoochie for being nominated!
Josie: clive clivE cliVE clIVE cLIVE CLIVE!!!! woo hoo
* BreMerton cheers for himself
GregP: why thank you, Denny
Clive Anderson for "I've had a lot of practice with this finger."
J_Lopez: *gives paul a smooch just for the heck of it*
Josie: go BRITS
Kat^Tony: Go Clive!!
Colin Mochrie for "I've never seen anyone do sound effects as good as that!"
* BreMerton smooches Jennifer
* KathyKinn walks off stage and hurls
Greg Proops for "Who are you listening to? A JAM SHORTAGE???!!!"
DrewCarey: And finally...
KathyKinn: Oh no, Paul and Jennifer are making out
* LHall_RVr (as Richard) wonders why no one's smooched him yet...
Greg Proops and Clive Anderson for "When's it gonna end, huh? The agression." "When you give us our colonies back."
Kat^Tony: (as Kat) *runs over and kisses Richard*
* KathyKinn goes over and smooches Richard
JohnSess: How about "John's an ___________" always said behind my back !??
Kat^Tony: Sorry Tony, I had too he looked sad
RStiles: *psst* Colin! John's an _________!
DrewCarey: AND THE WINNER IS: Colin Mochrie for "Don't cry. You're not that good an actor."!
J_Lopez: *still kissing paul*
KathyKinn: *whispers* Hey Drew, John's a *BLEEP*
Mochrie: *psst* I knew it all the time
* Mochrie walks to the stage, smiling broadly.
J_Lopez: awww muffin! *sad that paul didn't win*
RStiles: Yay Colin!! *smooches Colin* Whoops...sorry Colin! I know..not in public..
* KathyKinn hugs Mochrie
Kat^Tony: YAY COLIN!
* DrewCarey gives the Twiglet a long look before handing it over to Colin
D_Siegel: Yeah Col!
DrewCarey: Ok, let's hear a SHORT speech, Colin
DrewCarey: Okay, time's up
Mochrie: Thanks again for this award.
DrewCarey: Moving on....
KathyKinn: DREW, let the guy talk
Mochrie: Frankly, I'm surprised I said what I did.
DrewCarey: fine, say something then
Mochrie: Drew, why don't you keep Eugene company, the poor guys all alone at the back
Mochrie: (Eugene winks at Drew)
DrewCarey: I can't I have to give the next award
DrewCarey: That kiss was crap!
J_Lopez: I will give the next award!!!!!!!
* D_Siegel thinks about talking to Eugene, but then remembers . . .
Mochrie: Anyway, thanks again for this Twiglet, it's such an honour!
* Mochrie walks back to his seat, high-fiving Ryan on the way
DrewCarey: ANYWAY, for the Audience-Suggested Twiglet for Best Whose-Line Line... the nominees are:
* RStiles winks at Colin
J_Lopez: awww *pouty*
"Always keep a jellyfish in your handbag."
"Bad sneakers and a pinata, my friend."
"Dip it in gin and reduce the swelling."
"Does it usually throb like that?"
J_Lopez: *looks at paul*
GregP: So who gets this award, the audience?
"Lick my earlobe and call me mama!"
D_Siegel: I'll take it! =)
BreMerton: Eugene gets to come up
Kat^Tony: I just know that Drew or John do not get it
Mochrie: I assume the person who said the line
J_Lopez: I'll take it too!
Kat^Tony: Maybe Dan should get it
"You must dance for me while I name some vegetables!"
J_Lopez: paul!!!!! *pouty*
"You think more of that damn monkey than you do of me!"
And finally, "Will you marry me?"
D_Siegel: come on! Let me take it!
J_Lopez: no me!
DrewCarey: The envelope please
* RStiles runs on-stage and grabs the award before anyone else does!!
D_Siegel: I'm actually *on* the show!
* LHall_RVr piano rolls
J_Lopez: i'm prettier and have a nicer butt!
Kat^Tony: I was on the show.....once......Yo Dan! You think I can get on the new version yet?
Dan_P: (prepares to walk up)
DrewCarey: Okay... it says here I will have good luck for a month! Sweet! Oh wait, that's a fortune cookie... The winner is:
"You must dance for me while I name some vegetables!"
* KathyKinn slaps J_Lopez around a bit and drags her off the stage and plops her into Paul's arms
* RStiles bites the Twiglet
* Josie starts playing "stairway to heaven" on the guitar
* D_Siegel runs up on stage!
Dan_P: Thankyou everybody.
* DrewCarey doesn't know what to do with the award, so he throws it into the audience
* JohnSess catches it
DrewCarey: You guys can fight for it
* LHall_RVr chimes in with the harmony
Kat^Tony: I caught it!
Dan_P: All I can say is that we will be endeavouring to pick more surreal audience suggestions in the future.
* DrewCarey resumes his seat
* Mochrie calls security.
DrewCarey: Thank you
Kat^Tony: Nice try John!
Bnkdladie Steven: Ow! That award hit me!
* EnnReitel must fade into obscurity yet again..
* EnnReitel departs
Dan_P: And we'll try and use more fruit-and-vegetable related products as well.
D_Siegel: and May I just thank the whosers! for with out whom, this award would be!
Kat^Tony: (as Tony) Bring it on John!
BreMerton: Cucumber, Tomato, Aubergine...
J_Lopez: NO! * but gets pulled back by paul*
DrewCarey: Good choice, Dan
JohnSess: Any time , Tony
* Clive bounces in on strategically placed trampolines
Kat^Tony: After the show
Kat^Tony: Gooooooooo CLIVE!
* Josie starts singing the macarena
Clive: And now, here with some of those great lines and moments from the show, is the man who created many of them.
If it's an animal you're looking for, here's Colin Mochrie instead.
* LHall_RVr refuses to play the macarena
J_Lopez: *starts dancing for Paul*
Josie: do a dinosaur!!
* Mochrie Dinosaur walks up to the stage, and waits for the cheers
Josie: woo hoo
Kat^Tony: GO COLIN!
* DrewCarey cheers
* RStiles cheers!
DrewCarey: COLIN-ASAURAS REX
* GregP hears the roar of Whoser cheers from the crowd
* LHall_RVr plays hoedown music just for Colin
Mochrie: Well, friends, it's time to move on to The Whose Twiglet for the Funniest Line.
* D_Siegel cheers and chants "hoe-down, hoe- down"
Kat^Tony: Oh and John, could you stop touching Tony, he doesn't like it :op
BreMerton: wow, only 2.5 hours!
JohnSess: That's HIS job
DrewCarey: not bad... but let's finish
J_Lopez: are you ignoring me now Paul?
BreMerton: no Jennifer babe...
RStiles: this is as long as an ACTUAL award show!
Mochrie: After 10 years, you get your fair share of funny lines, most of which don't make it to air. Thank god my wife doesn't know some of the things....aaaanyway... Here are the nominees for Funniest Line on Whose Line.....
"Are you my mommy... if I had a nickel for every time I heard that" (Drew)
* DrewCarey cheers, "GO COLIN!"
"Hey, who invited the chicks?" (Greg)
"Is it OK if I scream my own name?" (Ryan)
RStiles: Well....is it?
"I love it when you use me as a split-screen montage!" (Mike)
"I want to take all the holes in you and seal them over... etc." (Greg)
"Kiss me like you've never kissed an anchor before!" (Colin)
"One of us might not come back alive." "I hope it's you!" (Ryan/Colin)
"Pardon?" (Steve Steen as Beethoven)
"Wait! Someone's coming in my ear..." (Greg)
"What are you doing with that squeezie bottle?" (Paul)
"You're made of wood! You can float-a like a boat-a!" (Ryan as Gepetto)
* D_Siegel shows Dan some skin and hopes for a reaction
Mochrie: And the winner of this prestigious Twiglet is....*tears open envelope and peers at contents* "If you wanna see your pet iguana alive again, send me...." Whoops, wrong envelope.
*tears open proper envelope* The winner is .... "One of us might not come back alive." "I hope it's you!" (Ryan/Colin)
* RStiles runs onstage
Mochrie: Come on up here, buddy!
DrewCarey: Wow, he's fast
DrewCarey: he's already there!
KathyKinn: Yay Ryan
Kat^Tony: *both yawn*
* RStiles hugs Colin!
* Mochrie high fives Ryan and gives him his Twiget award
BreMerton: YEAH RYAN!
DrewCarey: Tony, have you even gotten one award yet tonight?
Mochrie: Wanna say a few words, Ry?
RStiles: Thank you everyone ;o)
Kat^Tony: Even John got one
J_Lopez: *is getting sleepy but can still hang on*
RStiles: I've always had a question..
Mochrie: There we have it, a man of few words!
RStiles: Did you really mean that? *sniffs*
D_Siegel: *sniff* John got one and not me?
Kat^Tony: And I mean Tony is the best and he didn't win anything this year! :o)
KathyKinn: I didn't get any :)
Mochrie: Of course not Bud! I meant it in the nicest possible way :)
* RStiles runs offstage crying!!
Kat^Tony: (as Tony) aww thanks sweetie
Kat^Tony: Awww Ryan!
KathyKinn: Oh Ryan
* RStiles grabs a bottle of champagne and leaves
Mochrie: Anyway, while Ryan bawls his eyes out, lets move on to our next category, The "Oh Ha! Ha!" Twiglet for the Funniest Moment.
* JohnSess gets ready to accept the next award
Kat^Tony: Yea right John!
* DrewCarey buzzes John
Mochrie: Who knows what the funniest moment will be? No one! So why don't you read the nominations...okay...
DrewCarey: BUZZ BUZZ BUZZ
* D_Siegel pushes John back in his seat
Mochrie: The nominees are...
* KathyKinn grabs the buzzer from DrewCarey
DrewCarey: You stop that!
Colin's "you are all insane" look (Colin Hoedown)
* DrewCarey takes it back
Colin realises he's having Clive's lovechild (Press Conference)
* Kat^Tony (as Kat) sits on Tony and holds his mouth shut so he can't diss John :o)
Greg & Caroline touch each other up in ballet (F&TS)
Greg & Ryan kiss (Dead Bodies)
JohnSess: Oh...let him go Kat.
Ryan as an expert on taxidermy (Expert)
Tony splits his pants (Film Trailer)
Kat^Tony: Why wanna fight him John?
Tony's "F*** OFF!!!" (Party Quirks)
Kat^Tony: GO ME AGAIN! :op
DrewCarey: Didn't that win last year?
GregP: no, Tony realizing rory was imitating him did
WayneB: it won for something else
DrewCarey: I wish I had seen these moments :-)
J_Lopez: have you won anything yet paul?
Mochrie: And the winner is....*opens envelope and a piercing woman's shriek is heard....he shrugs and removes the contents
DrewCarey: I'm an expert on DL... as you can guess
Mochrie: The linner of de big prize, bwana is.... Tony's "F*** OFF!!!" (Party Quirks)
Mochrie: Come on up here, Tony!
DrewCarey: I knew it ... hehe
Kat^Tony: YES GO ME!!!
GregP: Yay! tony wins an award!
Kat^Tony: *Runs up to the stage and strips*
* JohnSess tackles Tony
Mochrie: Who knew! The shriek must have been an omen!
* WayneB looks away
LHall_RVr: plays "Male Stripper" for Tony
* Mochrie hands Tony his glittery twiglet and shakes his hand.
Kat^Tony: Thank you so much for this award. I never knew what my swearing could get me
* DrewCarey covers his eyes
Kat^Tony: And BTW, I told you guys, I was *BETTER* then you all :op
* Mochrie hands Tony his handkerchief, he may need it.
DrewCarey: Hey Tony, 1 to 4 awards... WOW
Kat^Tony: So once again Thanks! And I will see you all next year
DrewCarey: But of course
Kat^Tony: John, go away I do not want you! :o)
* Clive walks out amidst fireworks going off in all directions
WayneB: john just go away
* DrewCarey holds his head and moans
Kat^Tony: *goes back and sits down with Kat*
Clive: And to present our next award, it's time to leave the comfort of the Whose Line Arena.
Kat^Tony: GO CLIVE!
KathyKinn: My hair is on fire
* Mochrie wends his way back to his seat
Clive: Yes, they'll be performing later on with Richard, Laura and Linda at the after-show party, but ladies and gentlemen, to present these awards, please welcome the BARENAKED LADIES!
* Mochrie leads the standing ovation
KathyKinn: Whoo hoo
* DrewCarey whips out his camera
DrewCarey: woops, that's not my camera
Mochrie: *Eugene sits in the corner, tapping away...*
* Kat^Tony smooches Tony! 'see honey you won a twiglet!' :o)
* D_Siegel leans over whispers to Col that he did a good job
* Bnkdladie walks onto the stage
* LHall_RVr plays BNL medley
J_Lopez: ah! Why not me?!!
DrewCarey: "BNL Medley"?
J_Lopez: Paul? Console me!
Clive: You can perform afterwards too :) In my hotel suite, if you like...
LHall_RVr: Sure, a medley of their best-known songs
DrewCarey: uh oh, the testosterone is shooting out of Clive's head...
Bnkdladie Ed: Hi all! We are the Barenaked Ladies!
Bnkdladie Steve: BNL Medley? Huh? anyway, this is the Compilated Award For The Best Individual Game.
Bnkdladie Jim: And the Nominees are....
Bnkdladie Tyler: Expert Translation - Volvos (Paul/Josie)
Kat^Tony: Drew, you're just jealous
DrewCarey: ...that I'm not bald?
DrewCarey: But I AM A MACHO MAN!
* DrewCarey reminds everyone that he's still wearing leather pants
Kat^Tony: That you can't get a woman!
KathyKinn: And they just split
Bnkdladie Ed: Film & Theater Styles Top Gun Pilot (Greg/Steve)
WayneB: no you aren't drew
Kat^Tony: (as Tony) I am the only MAN here
GregP: except for all the other men
J_Lopez: *goes and visits Greg P*
Bnkdladie Steve: Foreign Film Dub "Farewell My Porcupine" (Tony/Ryan/Colin/Steve)
Kat^Tony: No, drew, NO!
KathyKinn: Oh yeah or bye bye Twiglet
DrewCarey: what? what?
Bnkdladie Tyler: Home Shopping - keys to no door, lin, old asparagus (Ryan/Colin)
* D_Siegel askes Wayne what he's doing afterwards =)
DrewCarey: I love the village people, they give me confidence, I know I'm not good looking, but I am rather dense.
DrewCarey: I have a fat white body, and I don't have a tan,
DrewCarey: but when I put on leather pants...
DrewCarey: I AM A MACHO MAN!
D_Siegel: don't say it!
DrewCarey: haha too slow. If that's not the best hodown then it's very wrong
* DrewCarey just realized it's way past his bedtime :-)
DrewCarey: I gotta go... Enjoy the rest of the awards, folks...
D_Siegel: he said it! *groan*
Bnkdladie Jim: Let's Make A Date Clinton, Army Ants, Masochist (Greg/Colin/Wayne/Ryan)
J_Lopez: ewwwww (drew in leather pants)
J_Lopez: should I dance?
J_Lopez: if you had my love....
Bnkdladie Ed: Party Quirks Penis/Goalie/Baby Learning To Walk (Tony/Josie.Steve/Ryan)
* D_Siegel goes over to Colin, and asks if he has a date for the post-award party =)
Bnkdladie Kevin: Press Conference Having Clive's Love Child (Colin)
WayneB: where is the post award party?
D_Siegel: That'll win! =)
Kat^Tony: Isn't it in #wliia?
Bnkdladie Ed: World's Worst Person To Visit You In The Hospital(Ron/Ryan)
J_Lopez: ya, where is it? should I sing at it?
Clive: please do :)
DrewCarey: Good luck to you all. If I get another award, send it to my Hollywood suite
Bnkdladie All: And the winner is *opens envelope*
* DrewCarey waits to hear the winner before leaving ...
Bnkdladie Ed: Press Conference Havig Clive's Love Child!
Bnkdladie Steve: Come on up here Colin!!
DrewCarey: haha ... see ya
* DrewCarey exits
* Mochrie prepares a package to mail Drew's award - "Drew Carey's Hollywood Suite, 2000 Hollywood Place, Nome, Alaska, 98081"
Kat^Tony: YAY COLIN!!!!
GregP: That one was my favorite.
Kat^Tony: Aww don't cry Tony, at least you got one twiglet this year *kisses*
J_Lopez: *needs attention*
D_Siegel: yeah Colin!
Bnkdladie Tyler: Colin? You there man?
Bnkdladie Ed: Colin! Do you want this? *holds up Twiglet*
Kat^Tony: *are waiting for Colin*
J_Lopez: I'll accept it!
J_Lopez: *runs up on stage*
* GregP has a flashback to the Golden Globes an an award-winner in the restroom ...
Bnkdladie Tyler: runs up to greet Jen*
J_Lopez: *kisses Tyler on cheek*
J_Lopez: I'd like to accept this award on Colin's behalf ... wherever he is
Bnkdladie Tyler: grabs Jen and snogs her on the lips*
Mochrie: Wait...what just happened here...
* Mochrie bounds up to the stage
Bnkdladie Steven: You rock Colin!
J_Lopez: hey! I was accepting that for you!
Mochrie: Well, what can I say. I admit it! I had Clive's love child!
Clive: Ah, I remember it well...
Mochrie: But little Anthony Mochrie-Anderson is doing just fine.
Clive: Glad to hear... when can I see him, Colin...?
Mochrie: Next year Clive, I promise.
GregP: Hey colin, does it have a neck?
J_Lopez: did he buzz you out when you were done?
KathyKinn: My eyes
* Mochrie heads back to his seat.
Bnkdladie Ed: Now, here's the next award: The Bartender Award for the best Song
Kat^Tony: *are waiting for the show to end to have their wedding in Vegas and we invited Brad!*
Bnkdladie Kevin: And the nominees are!....
Bnkdladie Steven: Bartender - Queen Roy's Garden Party (Ryan/Mike)
Bnkdladie Ed: Duet - Cat Litter Tray (Josie/Mike)
Bnkdladie Jim: hoedown - Colin Mochrie (Greg/Phil/Colin/Ryan)
Bnkdladie Tyler: Hoedown - Going Bald ( Brad/Drew/Colin/Ryan)
J_Lopez: woohooo!!!!!!! That will win!
D_Siegel: Yes! ITA!
Bnkdladie Kevin: Psychiatrist - Armidillos (Josie/Colin)
Kat^Tony: Go 'Colin Hoedown'!
GregP: it deserves it! But so does the Colin one
* Mochrie wipes his sweaty palms....
Bnkdladie Steven: Rock Opera - Carpentry (Josie/Mike/Tony/Paul)
Kat^Tony: YAY It's me!
KathyKinn: Yay, Josie
Bnkdladie Ed: Song Styles - Barry White To Ashley the astronomy student (Wayne)
Mochrie: This is going to be a close one.
Bnkdladie Jim: Song Styles - Rock Love Ballad to Nuroshi (Brad)
* GregP flips a coin between the two Hoedowns ... it lands on its edge ...
Bnkdladie Ed: And the winner is......Tyler, Drum roll....
JohnSess: What happened to anything by me??
KathyKinn: I'll post on Brad's board if he wins
Kat^Tony: John go back to sleep
Mochrie: John: they don't constitute as songs....
D_Siegel: it got lost in the translation, John
* KathyKinn slips John a Micky
Bnkdladie Tyler * Drum rolls on the podium*
Bnkdladie Ed: Hoedown- going Bald!!
JohnSess: Thank God!!
* LHall_RVr plays instrumental version of Going Bald Hoedown
GregP: *applauds* that one was BRILLIANT
* Mochrie rolls his eyes as he heads to the stage
GregP: Go on, Colin, accept that award. You made it funny!
Mochrie: Laura....that's EVERY hoedown. :)
RStiles: Woohoo Colin!!
LHall_RVr: Ah, but there are variations :)
KathyKinn: YAY, Colin
Mochrie: Yeah, yeah, first "best hair" and now winning for the "Going Bald" hoedown....
Mochrie: Everyone enjoys making a Mochrie of me.
J_Lopez: hey they tolerate you, they really do!
Clive: they really really really do...
Mochrie: But then, who am I to complain, when I'm surrounded by great people like you.
Kat^Tony: Awww GO COLIN!
JohnSess: Even me?
KathyKinn: aww, Colin
J_Lopez: *doesn't think he's including her*
Bnkdladie Ed *Hugs Colin* you rock man!
RStiles: I love you man!!
Mochrie: Thank you all. This means a lot to me and my hair....er, or what's left of it.
GregP: At least you can lord your sex life over Brad and Drew, Colin!
* Clive rollerblades down the ramp to the podium.
Clive: And so, ladies and gentlemen, we come to the big awards of the night.
Kat^Tony: You are too cool Clive!
KathyKinn: Oh cool
Clive: These awards are so important that they could only be presented by someone of distinction. Someone with great charm, huge intelligence, and much modesty.
So here are the nominations.
Mochrie: Come on Clive. You give the awards! Make little Anthony Mochrie-Anderson proud!
Kat^Tony: LoL, YAY CLIVE!
Clive: The nominations for the Replay Twiglet for Best Game are:
Film & Theatre Styles
Let's Make A Date
Scenes From A Hat
And World's Worst
Clive: And the winner is...
Clive: (hand me the envelope, Dan....)
Clive: "Drew Carey's Hollywood Suite, 2000 Hollywood Place, Nome, Alaska, 98081"
Clive: (Dan, wrong envelope!)
Clive: The winner is... Scenes From A Hat!
* KathyKinn stand up
Kat^Tony: I always liked that game
Mochrie: *Eugene wonders if he can fit in that other Envelope*
* LHall_RVr pauses in playing long enough to applaud
Dan_P: walks up
Dan_P: Thankyou.... we'll be playing that game a lot more in the future. Even if it does waste my entire weekend thinking up suggestions, and then there's my wife who's thinking about getting a div... anyway thanks!
Clive: Thankyou Dan, and hope the settlement works out.
J_Lopez: oh well :)
Kat^Tony: Do you need a new wife Dan (as Kat)?? :o)
Kat^Tony: (as Tony) HEY!
Clive: And now the big award for the evening. The Golden Twiglet. The winner of this is also inducted into the Hall of Fame, where they will join such luminaries as... well, Ryan Stiles.
* LHall_RVr pounds out swelling orchestral-style music
Clive: The nominees are....
Michael 'Mike' McShane.
And Gregory Proops.
D_Siegel: go Wayne!
D_Siegel: go Colin!
D_Siegel: go Greg!
KathyKinn: YAY, Greg
Clive: And the winner is.......................................................
* Mochrie waits with baited breath....Eugene, get that fishing rod away from me!
Clive: Enough dramatic tension!
* Mochrie sweats
Clive: COLIN MOCHRIE!
* Mochrie walks up to the stage
Kat^Tony: YAY!!!! GO COLIN!!!!
* LHall_RVr (standing ovation)
GregP: STANDING OVATION!!!
D_Siegel: Yeah! *biggest smoochie for Colin ever!*
J_Lopez: *standing ovation*
* KathyKinn standing Ovation
* WayneB stands and claps
Mochrie: I .... I .... *pulls a Colin and faints*
J_Lopez: *bigger smoochie than dennie's for colin*
J_Lopez: mouth to mouth?
* KathyKinn revives Colin
* Mochrie gets up
* RStiles wipes a tear away
Kat^Tony: *Claps, whistles, stands, anything for Colin*
Mochrie: Oh, I don't know what to say! You Tolerate Me! You really tolerate me!!
* JohnSess reluctantly goes and shakes Colin's hand
* D_Siegel Cheers, and jumps up and down!
Mochrie: I'd like to thank you all. Dan for giving me the opportunity...and promptly dismissing me my first time...
Mochrie: Clive, whose shiny head inspired me....
Clive: anytime, Colin :)
Mochrie: Greg, who I have yet to return this bird tie to...
GregP: that's ok, Colin, it really doesn't match my suits...
Mochrie: But most of all, I have to thank my friend...of twenty-odd years....*sniff*...Ryan Stiles.
Mochrie: I mean, without him, I wouldn't have had a second chance.
Mochrie: This award isn't just for me. Come on up here Ryan. This one's for you too.
* Clive walks back to the podium
Mochrie: Dang....Ryan didn't join me on stage. :(
RStiles: I'm sorry! I missed that!
* RStiles runs on stage quickly
Clive: That brings us to the end of the ceremony... and I'll see you all when I boogie down at the after show party!
* RStiles jumps on Colin
Clive: This is me, Clive Anderson, saying goodnight. GOOD NIGHT! :)
Kat^Tony: Finally, ok let's go Tony, the chapels waiting! Night all *grabs Tony before he can beat up John*
Clive: And now some music from Jennifer Lopez and the Barenaked Ladies!
Bnkdladie Ed: You got it!
RStiles: Good Job Colin! ;o)
Bnkdladie: We're off to the wrap party for food!
* LHall_RVr plays closing credit music
* Eugene sits at the back of the room.....clapping, as the room completely empties