Episode Guide

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24.01

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24.02

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24.03

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24.04

1. Questions: at a speed dating event.
2. Forward/Rewind: Wayne & Jonathan are two macho park rangers in Jurassic Park trying to round up missing dinosaurs, Ryan is a panicking scientist who rides in to warn them of danger, and Colin is a rampaging dinosaur.
3. Infomercial: Kit to reduce stress - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: When saying "I love you" is not appropriate, strange things to happen while you're taking a bath, jobs that should never be done in the nude, competitions no-one would enter.
5. Film Dub: "A school reunion" - Ryan, Jonathan, Colin & Wayne.
6. Sideways Scene: Wayne & Jonathan are playing volleyball, Colin enters as their angry coach who challenges them to a game to show them how it's done. Horror movie, documentary about birds, Gravity.

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24.05

1. Questions: passions erupt at a doctor's surgery.
2. Song Styles: Danielle the Admissions Counselor. Wayne, Jeff & Chip (Boy Band).
3. Mixed Messages: Army captain Colin and his soldiers Jeff and Wayne (reading messages) are behind enemy lines about to go on a dangerous mission.
4. World's Worst: deleted scene from a Star Wars movie - Wayne, Jeff, Colin, Ryan & Chip.
5. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - various violent movie scenes in slow motion, Colin - a series of the world's angriest delivery men, Ryan - different insects getting splattered on car windshields.
6. Hoedown: Pilot - Wayne, Chip, Ryan & Jeff.

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24.06

1. Hollywood Director: French chef Ryan is working with his bad-tempered son, Colin, when their restaurant is hit by an earthquake. Wayne is the heroic rescue worker who comes in to save them. Greg directs. Crazy Jackass stunts, strippers, sci-fi.
2. Props: Ryan & Greg - pink & purple fluffy pacifiers, Wayne & Colin - silver letter Ps.
3. Newsflash: Nuclear missile attacks. Wayne, Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines on the farm, first lines from the world's worst speeches, if Elvis had done regular jobs.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari - Greg & Colin introduce, Ryan & Wayne sing the reggae hit "I Shot The Giraffe", and swing hit "Sailin' Down The River".

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24.07

1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - shopping channel hostess who thinks people are the different beds she's selling, Colin - the complete life cycle of a salmon, Ryan - cute puppy who becomes vicious when he sees something weird.
2. Mixed Messages: Colin is the owner of Jurassic Park, who's summoned park rangers Wayne and Jonathan (reading messages) to deal with escaping dinosaurs.
3. Infomercial: Kit to help you rid yourself of body odor - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things to see or hear on a nature show, facts you wish were true, unusual things to advertise in a high-energy local commercial.
5. Newsflash: Spring break/drunk parties. Ryan, Wayne & Jonathan anchor, Colin reports.
6. Hoedown: Marriage.

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24.08

1. Questions: one night in Vegas.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two high-tech French secret service agents preparing to land their helicopter and pursue a heavily-armed spy through Paris.
3. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Walt Doesthefoxsay". Keegan (co-anchor) - bitchy beautician using Colin to demonstrate everything that can go wrong, Wayne (sportscaster "Whe-him") - 60 years of American television: the highlights, Ryan (weather forecaster "Lucky Peru") - the rise and fall of a lottery winner.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Strange things to hear from your waiter, pick-up lines that won't work on Aisha, if fairy tale characters appeared on Jerry Springer.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a special forces survival expert teaching new recruit Keegan how to live off the land.

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24.09

1. Party Quirks: Heather hosts. Wayne - constantly evolving through all the stages of man and back again, Colin - gung-ho rescuer who thinks people are trapped in everyone's butts, Ryan - a series of celebrities becoming possessed.
2. Newsflash: black & white monster movie attacks. Wayne, Ryan & Heather anchor, Colin reports.
3. Props: Ryan & Heather - green tailfin shapes, Wayne & Colin - gold spiked circles.
4. Secret: Jack (Ryan) and Jill (Colin) find a suitcase of bones.
5. Film Dub: "A special delivery" - Ryan, Heather, Colin & Wayne.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Gym - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Latin pop hit "Hernia", and Beyonce's "Love On The Treadmill".

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24.10

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24.11

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - bitten by a radioactive horse and becomes 'Stallion Man', Colin - exorcist who uses his tongue to deal with evil spirits, Ryan - a day in the life of a lab rat.
2. Doo-wop: Cory who died in a pet store accident - Jeff, Wayne & Colin.
3. Newsflash: People in Santa outfits. Wayne, Ryan & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird events to hire a strip-o-gram for, inappropriate times to do an evil laugh.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Beauty Salon - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Johnny Cash & Prince duet "You're Soaking In It", and German opera "The Shiatsu Is Too Hard".

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24.12

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - NASA's first ever hillbilly astronaut, on a mission to the moon, Colin - the world's most unwelcome superhero, "Captain Fondle", Ryan - kid's entertainer on the edge of nervous breakdown whilst taping his TV show.
2. Duet: Carmen Electra - fear of spiders and germs. Wayne & Brad (Two Mick Jaggers).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about college that you can't say about your partner, weird things to happen at Christmas, things you shouldn't say just after a kiss, pick-up lines in a home improvement store.
4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are putting new high-end furniture and fittings into the world's most luxurious mansion. Wayne & Carmen provide scenery.
5. Hoedown: Astronaut.

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24.13

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - all-action lifeguard who thinks people are in trouble and need CPR, Colin - gung-ho cave explorer who keeps getting stuck in increasingly tight holes, Ryan - horny grizzly bear who's just woken from hibernation.
2. Irish Drinking Song: Food poisoning.
3. Sound Effects: In a deleted scene from Jurassic Park, Ryan & Colin are two park rangers who hear over the public address system that the dinosaurs have escaped.
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - floppy gold horns, Wayne & Colin - red tassled hoops.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Los Angeles - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Beach Boys traffic hit "Move!", and Japanese metal song "I'm Gettin' You In The Tar Pit".

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24.14

1. Questions: one day at the beach.
2. Props: Ryan & Greg - soft red glove shapes, Wayne & Colin - floppy grey ovals (swapped half way).
3. Whose Line: Dorothy (Colin) is traveling with the Tin Man (Ryan) down the Yellow Brick Road.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely perfume scents, if famous TV shows were performed on too much caffiene, things that don't sound right in an angry voice.
5. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - different celebrities being sucked into a black hole, Colin - overzealous pollster conducting a secret survey to find out the studio's favorite underwear, Ryan - hummingbird looking for food in strange places.
6. Doo-wop: Sarah who died in a vacuum-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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24.15

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Sven Dovescry". Jeff (co-anchor "Wally") - enthusiastic squeegee guy who thinks Colin is a car, Ryan (sportscaster) - 'The Wizard Of Oz' in 30 seconds, Wayne (weather forecaster "Stormy Weather") - manic ad man selling the entire audience.
2. Duet: digging your way out of a relationship hole. Wayne, Jeff & Cornelius (Beastie Boys).
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two pirates on the high seas relaxing on their ship, when they spy a Spanish galleon ripe for plunder. Wayne & Cornelius provide scenery.
4. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst commercials, hitchhikers you wouldn't want to give a ride to, love songs that will instantly kill the mood.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a flirtatious mother meeting her future son-in-law, Cornelius, for the first time whilst preparing desserts for him.

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24.16

1. Questions: passions erupt in a sci-fi movie.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two of The Three Musketeers, and they hear that they must fight their way into a heavily armed castle to rescue the hysterical French royal family.
3. Film Dub: "One day at the ranch" - Ryan, Gary, Colin & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Really bad teachers, things that you can say at the gym that you can't say about your partner, the world's worst medical ads, pick-up lines of Aisha Tyler.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Bartender - Colin & Ryan introduce, Wayne & Gary sing "Too Much Salt On The Rim" by Barry White & Nicki Minaj, and modern funk song "Why Is The Floor So Sticky?".

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24.17

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - over-caffeinated rabbit going through a busy day, Colin - Cowardly Lion who only gains confidence when he kisses people, Ryan - the world's trashiest grandmother looking for love.
2. Song Styles: Jackie's trip to Sweetness, the Cotton Candy planet. Wayne & Lance (Boy Band serenade).
3. Mixed Messages: Space Captain Colin and his crewmen Greg and Wayne (reading messages) are hiding on their spaceship which has been boarded by hostile aliens.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about America that you can't say about your partner, if The Jerry Springer Show featured nursery rhyme characters.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a big shot Broadway producer trying to persuade Lance to star in his new musical over a meal at his favorite Chinese restaurant.