Episode Guide

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24.01

1. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor "Lightly Salted". Colin (co-anchor) - Greg's baby being born, Ryan (sportscaster) - short tempered bouncer dealing with troublemakers in the studio, Wayne (weather forecaster) - an entire 'Terminator' movie in 30 seconds.
2. Song Style: Ross the Figure Skater. Wayne (Disco).
3. Themed Restaurant: Greg & Ross are two executives having a business meeting at a superhero-themed restaurant, served by Colin, Ryan & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things that you shouldn't do at a nudist beach, terrible places to bring a date.
5. Living Scenery: Frontiersman Colin and his son Ryan are hunting wild animals and building a camp during a harsh winter. Wayne & Ross provide scenery.

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24.02

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24.03

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Bud Isthickerthanwater". Gary (co-anchor) - crazy old man angry at everyone and everything, Ryan (sportscaster) - an entire NHL game in 30 seconds, Wayne (weather forecaster "Stormy") - the story of a beauty queen who moves to Hollywood to pursue her dreams.
2. Duet: Taking care of kids with Jujitsu. Wayne, Gary & Andrea (60s girl group).
3. Dubbing: Ryan is a choreographer auditioning Andrea (dubbed by Colin) for his new TV show, "The World's Sexiest Dancer", when suddenly Latin dancer Wayne enters to show the world that he is the most irresistably sexy man in the entire world.
4. Newsflash: Alien spaceship arrivals. Wayne, Ryan & Gary anchor, Colin reports.
5. World's Worst: things to say or do on a date.
6. Helping Hands: In a fancy restaurant, newly single Ryan (Colin's hands) is on his first date since his divorce, with his very sexy nieghbor Andrea.

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24.04

1. Questions: at a speed dating event.
2. Forward/Rewind: Wayne & Jonathan are two macho park rangers in Jurassic Park trying to round up missing dinosaurs, Ryan is a panicking scientist who rides in to warn them of danger, and Colin is a rampaging dinosaur.
3. Infomercial: Kit to reduce stress - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: When saying "I love you" is not appropriate, strange things to happen while you're taking a bath, jobs that should never be done in the nude, competitions no-one would enter.
5. Film Dub: "A school reunion" - Ryan, Jonathan, Colin & Wayne.
6. Sideways Scene: Wayne & Jonathan are playing volleyball, Colin enters as their angry coach who challenges them to a game to show them how it's done. Horror movie, documentary about birds, Gravity.

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24.05

1. Questions: passions erupt at a doctor's surgery.
2. Song Styles: Danielle the Admissions Counselor. Wayne, Jeff & Chip (Boy Band).
3. Mixed Messages: Army captain Colin and his soldiers Jeff and Wayne (reading messages) are behind enemy lines about to go on a dangerous mission.
4. World's Worst: deleted scene from a Star Wars movie - Wayne, Jeff, Colin, Ryan & Chip.
5. Party Quirks: Jeff hosts. Wayne - various violent movie scenes in slow motion, Colin - a series of the world's angriest delivery men, Ryan - different insects getting splattered on car windshields.
6. Hoedown: Pilot - Wayne, Chip, Ryan & Jeff.

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24.06

1. Hollywood Director: French chef Ryan is working with his bad-tempered son, Colin, when their restaurant is hit by an earthquake. Wayne is the heroic rescue worker who comes in to save them. Greg directs. Crazy Jackass stunts, strippers, sci-fi.
2. Props: Ryan & Greg - pink & purple fluffy pacifiers, Wayne & Colin - silver letter Ps.
3. Newsflash: Nuclear missile attacks. Wayne, Ryan & Greg anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Pick-up lines on the farm, first lines from the world's worst speeches, if Elvis had done regular jobs.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Safari - Greg & Colin introduce, Ryan & Wayne sing the reggae hit "I Shot The Giraffe", and swing hit "Sailin' Down The River".

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24.07

1. Let's Make A Date: Jonathan questions. Wayne - shopping channel hostess who thinks people are the different beds she's selling, Colin - the complete life cycle of a salmon, Ryan - cute puppy who becomes vicious when he sees something weird.
2. Mixed Messages: Colin is the owner of Jurassic Park, who's summoned park rangers Wayne and Jonathan (reading messages) to deal with escaping dinosaurs.
3. Infomercial: Kit to help you rid yourself of body odor - Ryan & Colin.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird things to see or hear on a nature show, facts you wish were true, unusual things to advertise in a high-energy local commercial.
5. Newsflash: Spring break/drunk parties. Ryan, Wayne & Jonathan anchor, Colin reports.
6. Hoedown: Marriage.

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24.08

1. Questions: one night in Vegas.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two high-tech French secret service agents preparing to land their helicopter and pursue a heavily-armed spy through Paris.
3. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Walt Doesthefoxsay". Keegan (co-anchor) - bitchy beautician using Colin to demonstrate everything that can go wrong, Wayne (sportscaster "Whe-him") - 60 years of American television: the highlights, Ryan (weather forecaster "Lucky Peru") - the rise and fall of a lottery winner.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Strange things to hear from your waiter, pick-up lines that won't work on Aisha, if fairy tale characters appeared on Jerry Springer.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a special forces survival expert teaching new recruit Keegan how to live off the land.

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24.09

1. Party Quirks: Heather hosts. Wayne - constantly evolving through all the stages of man and back again, Colin - gung-ho rescuer who thinks people are trapped in everyone's butts, Ryan - a series of celebrities becoming possessed.
2. Newsflash: black & white monster movie attacks. Wayne, Ryan & Heather anchor, Colin reports.
3. Props: Ryan & Heather - green tailfin shapes, Wayne & Colin - gold spiked circles.
4. Secret: Jack (Ryan) and Jill (Colin) find a suitcase of bones.
5. Film Dub: "A special delivery" - Ryan, Heather, Colin & Wayne.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Gym - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings the Latin pop hit "Hernia", and Beyonce's "Love On The Treadmill".

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24.10

1. Hollywood Director: Ryan is a hard-bitten Texas prison warden who catches convict Colin breaking out of his cell, when suddenly Colin's wife Wayne smashes through the prison wall in a monster truck. Gary directs. John Wayne, Chewbacca and a Munchkin, big Hollywood musical, .
2. Props: Ryan & Gary - red foam butterfly wings, Wayne & Colin - giant gold fans.
3. Whose Line: Robin Hood (Colin) is trying to persaude the beautiful, very sexy and highly-feminine Maid Marian (Ryan) to join her band of outlaws.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you don't want to see your grandma doing, what the Whose Line audience is really thinking, unlikely things to read out in a sexy way.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Fast Food Restaurant - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Gary sing the Broadway hit "Would You Like Fries With That?", and the Russian folk ditty "Trade A Burger For Some Toilet Paper".

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24.11

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - bitten by a radioactive horse and becomes 'Stallion Man', Colin - exorcist who uses his tongue to deal with evil spirits, Ryan - a day in the life of a lab rat.
2. Doo-wop: Cory who died in a pet store accident - Jeff, Wayne & Colin.
3. Newsflash: People in Santa outfits. Wayne, Ryan & Jeff anchor, Colin reports.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Weird events to hire a strip-o-gram for, inappropriate times to do an evil laugh.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Beauty Salon - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Johnny Cash & Prince duet "You're Soaking In It", and German opera "The Shiatsu Is Too Hard".

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24.12

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - NASA's first ever hillbilly astronaut, on a mission to the moon, Colin - the world's most unwelcome superhero, "Captain Fondle", Ryan - kid's entertainer on the edge of nervous breakdown whilst taping his TV show.
2. Duet: Carmen Electra - fear of spiders and germs. Wayne & Brad (Two Mick Jaggers).
3. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about college that you can't say about your partner, weird things to happen at Christmas, things you shouldn't say just after a kiss, pick-up lines in a home improvement store.
4. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are putting new high-end furniture and fittings into the world's most luxurious mansion. Wayne & Carmen provide scenery.
5. Hoedown: Astronaut.

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24.13

1. Let's Make A Date: Jeff questions. Wayne - all-action lifeguard who thinks people are in trouble and need CPR, Colin - gung-ho cave explorer who keeps getting stuck in increasingly tight holes, Ryan - horny grizzly bear who's just woken from hibernation.
2. Irish Drinking Song: Food poisoning.
3. Sound Effects: In a deleted scene from Jurassic Park, Ryan & Colin are two park rangers who hear over the public address system that the dinosaurs have escaped.
4. Props: Ryan & Jeff - floppy gold horns, Wayne & Colin - red tassled hoops.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Los Angeles - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Jeff sing the Beach Boys traffic hit "Move!", and Japanese metal song "I'm Gettin' You In The Tar Pit".

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24.14

1. Questions: one day at the beach.
2. Props: Ryan & Greg - soft red glove shapes, Wayne & Colin - floppy grey ovals (swapped half way).
3. Whose Line: Dorothy (Colin) is traveling with the Tin Man (Ryan) down the Yellow Brick Road.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Unlikely perfume scents, if famous TV shows were performed on too much caffiene, things that don't sound right in an angry voice.
5. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - different celebrities being sucked into a black hole, Colin - overzealous pollster conducting a secret survey to find out the studio's favorite underwear, Ryan - hummingbird looking for food in strange places.
6. Doo-wop: Sarah who died in a vacuum-related accident - Ryan, Wayne & Colin.

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24.15

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Sven Dovescry". Jeff (co-anchor "Wally") - enthusiastic squeegee guy who thinks Colin is a car, Ryan (sportscaster) - 'The Wizard Of Oz' in 30 seconds, Wayne (weather forecaster "Stormy Weather") - manic ad man selling the entire audience.
2. Duet: digging your way out of a relationship hole. Wayne, Jeff & Cornelius (Beastie Boys).
3. Living Scenery: Ryan & Colin are two pirates on the high seas relaxing on their ship, when they spy a Spanish galleon ripe for plunder. Wayne & Cornelius provide scenery.
4. Scenes From a Hat: The world's worst commercials, hitchhikers you wouldn't want to give a ride to, love songs that will instantly kill the mood.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a flirtatious mother meeting her future son-in-law, Cornelius, for the first time whilst preparing desserts for him.

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24.16

1. Questions: passions erupt in a sci-fi movie.
2. Sound Effects: Ryan & Colin are two of The Three Musketeers, and they hear that they must fight their way into a heavily armed castle to rescue the hysterical French royal family.
3. Film Dub: "One day at the ranch" - Ryan, Gary, Colin & Wayne.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Really bad teachers, things that you can say at the gym that you can't say about your partner, the world's worst medical ads, pick-up lines of Aisha Tyler.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Bartender - Colin & Ryan introduce, Wayne & Gary sing "Too Much Salt On The Rim" by Barry White & Nicki Minaj, and modern funk song "Why Is The Floor So Sticky?".

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24.17

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - over-caffeinated rabbit going through a busy day, Colin - Cowardly Lion who only gains confidence when he kisses people, Ryan - the world's trashiest grandmother looking for love.
2. Song Styles: Jackie's trip to Sweetness, the Cotton Candy planet. Wayne & Lance (Boy Band serenade).
3. Mixed Messages: Space Captain Colin and his crewmen Greg & Wayne (reading messages) are hiding on their spaceship which has been boarded by hostile aliens.
4. Scenes From a Hat: Things you can say about America that you can't say about your partner, if The Jerry Springer Show featured nursery rhyme characters.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) is a big shot Broadway producer trying to persuade Lance to star in his new musical over a meal at his favorite Chinese restaurant.