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Irish Drinking Song

The beach
Drew Carey
Slept with an ugly woman
Voted for Ross Perot

The Beach Irish Drinking Song

Episode 21.22 - Wayne Brady, Keegan-Michael Key, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye!
Wayne So I took my metal detector,
Keegan: And I went down to the sand,
Ryan: I took my wife with me,
Colin: She's the best in all the land.
Wayne: There was a beep-a-beepin,
Keegan: And we started to dig right through,
Ryan: What do you think I found there,
Colin: We started then to screw.
All: Oh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye!
Keegan: Well the sun glared damnly hard,
Ryan: I think I might have burnt,
Colin: I got her to rub on some oil,
Wayne: A lesson soon learnt.
Keegan: I put some oil upon my skin,
Ryan: And ran naked through the s-grass,
Colin: Oh I felt so lovely,
Wayne: And said kiss my black ass.
All: Oh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye!
Ryan: The cops ran up to us,
Colin: They arrested us on the spot,
Wayne: For public nudity,
Keegan: It wasn't us, oh not!
Ryan: We spent two days in jail,
Colin: With sunburns on our bum,
Wayne: Locked in the hoosegow,
Keegan: At least they could give us some rum!
All: Oh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye!
Colin: So we left the jail,
Wayne: We got bailed out,
Keegan: We took our towel and pail,
Ryan: My wife started to pout.
Colin: She started screaming at me,
Wayne: I said girl stop cryin',
Keegan: And then I told her to tack me,
Ryan: I've got a big dick no denyin'!
All: Oh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye!
Oh, aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-aye-dee-ayeee-deeee-ayeee-deeee-aiiiiiii!

The Drew Carey Irish Drinking Song

Episode 13.01 - Wayne Brady, Drew Carey, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne I've seen him on network TV,
Drew: He's seen him on the streets.
Colin: He's always got a great big smile,
Ryan: He's looking kinda neat,
Wayne: He has short hair and glasses,
Drew: And other things that aren't so short,
Colin: He is very kind,
Ryan: And this I will retort.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Drew: I hear he is a nice guy,
Colin: He dresses really well,
Ryan: The tall guy on his show is funny,
Wayne: And the black guy's really swell,
Drew: But let's not forget his bald friend,
Colin: Because he's really good,
Ryan: Sure he's got lots of money,
Wayne: You'll never catch him in the hood,
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: He's generous to all his friends,
Ryan: He's got lots of cash,
Wayne: And if you go over to his place,
Drew: He'll kick you in the ash,
Colin: He's got a great big TV,
Ryan: He lets you watch it there,
Wayne: And then you can watch the big screen,
Drew: At the Lilith Fair!
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: His glasses are kind of funny,
Wayne: And people think they're fake.
Drew: Especially these glasses,
Colin: He is quite a rake.
Ryan: Oh but he's a very good guy now,
Wayne: And he has telepathic powers,
Drew: And he can fly through the airplane (oh shoot...)
Colin: He's worn a thong for hours!
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!

The Slept With An Ugly Woman Irish Drinking Song

Episode 13.06 - Wayne Brady, Brad Sherwood, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: Once when I was celebratin',
Brad: I went to bed,
Colin: I had too much to drink,
Ryan: Woke up to an ugly head.
Wayne: She turned over,
Brad: And I saw her face,
Colin: I screamed in surprise,
Ryan: And I sprayed her with mace.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Brad: I jumped round and ran away,
Colin: I put on all my clothes.
Ryan: And then I ran from the house,
Wayne: I hit her I do suppose.
Brad: But she chased right after me,
Colin: She got into her car.
Ryan: She didn't get there,
Wayne: She looked like Jamie Farr.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: Although she was so ugly,
Ryan: I took her anyway.
Wayne: I used her to scare children away,
Brad: What the hey.
Colin: Boy it really worked good,
Ryan: I remember that day,
Wayne: That I took her to the dog park,
Brad: Then... what the hey!
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: I tried to forget it,
Wayne: I tried to drink a lot.
Brad: Because she was so ugly,
Colin: She needed a name spot.
Ryan: Then that day would come again,
Wayne: That I'd meet her.
Brad: I was so scared,
Colin: It looked like someone had beat her.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!

The Voted For Ross Perot Irish Drinking Song

Episode 13.04 - Wayne Brady, Greg Proops, Colin Mochrie & Ryan Stiles

All: Ohhhh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Wayne: Who's the little man,
Greg: With the giant ears,
Colin: I voted for him years ago,
Ryan: He bought me lots of beers.
Wayne: He was a millionaire,
Greg: And he had lots of cash,
Colin: And he used to use it all,
Ryan: He never bought me (bleep).
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Greg: He was a tiny billionaire,
Colin: Tiny as can be.
Ryan: He didn't get a lot of votes,
Wayne: He got me!
Greg: He ran on the reform ticket,
Colin: And he had big feet.
Ryan: But he's still my favourite,
Wayne: He cannot be beat.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Colin: His party was a strange one,
Ryan: I voted anyway.
Wayne: I went and I cast my ballot,
Greg: I laughed along the way.
Colin: He lost by a landslide,
Ryan: But I still support him so,
Wayne: I wonder what he's doing now,
Greg: I heard he lives alone!
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di!
Ryan: I hope he runs again someday,
Wayne: Maybe in a couple years.
Greg: I hope when he runs this time,
Colin: He gets better ears.
Ryan: Again he'll have my vote there,
Wayne: You will see.
Greg: Because there is no-one else,
Colin: Ha ha ha, he he.
All: Oh, aye-dee-di-dee-di-dee-di-dee-diiii-deeee-diiii-deeee-diiiiiii!