Episode Guide

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11.01 ("103")

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - old blues player, Colin - excitable dog, Ryan - auctioneer.
2. Sound Effects: An ambulance driver on his first ever emergency call. Colin acts, Ryan SFX.
3. Hats: World's Worst Dating Agency Video.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of Accounting - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.
5. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - in a slow-motion fight scene, Colin - accident-prone circus performer, Ryan - foal being born.

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11.02 ("104")

1. Let's Make A Date: Brad questions. Wayne - charismatic politician running for governor, Colin - thinks Brad is absolutely repulsive, Ryan - astronaut with an alien inside him.
2. Film, Theater & TV Styles: Colin suspects his rival, Ryan of cheating in a fly-fishing competition. Western Movie, Disaster, Porno.
3. Duet: Alicia the student of music. Brad & Wayne (Swing, Dean Martin/Sammy Davis Jr.).
4. Weird Newscasters: Brad - anchor "Chuck Surloin". Colin (co-anchor) - kid showing off in class, Wayne (sports presenter "Frank Clamchowder) - teenager who can't believe he's being dumped, Ryan (weatherman "Al Nino") - getting younger and younger.
5. Moving People: Colin an outlaw robbing Ryan's stagecoach.
6. Scene to Rap: Summer Camp.

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11.03 ("106")

1. Let's Make A Date: Greg questions. Wayne - the greatest lover in France, Colin - going through all the stages of getting drunk, Ryan - pig farmer from Arkansas.
2. Scene to Rap: Hospital.
3. Hats: World's Worst Dating Agency Video.
4. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor. Colin (co-anchor) - can no longer hide his love for the anchorman, Wayne (sports presenter) - James Brown, Ryan (weatherman) - the anchor's angry neighbour.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of Bus Drivers - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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11.04 ("101")

1. Weird Newscasters: Brad - anchor. Colin (co-anchor) - a bad stand-up comic, Wayne (sports presenter) - talking through a stadium PA system, Ryan (weatherman) - stockbroker watching all his life savings disappear.
2. Duet: Peyton the actress. Brad & Wayne (Doo-wop).
3. Animals: Ryan having an affair with his secretary, Colin, and is surprised by his wife, Brad. All chimpanzees.
4. Props: Ryan & Brad - black styrofoam shark fins, Colin & Wayne - red squid-like item.
5. Moving People: Ryan Dracula, Colin come to kill him.
6. Party Quirks: Brad hosts. Wayne - entire history of 20th century dance in 30 seconds, Colin - skiier who keeps skiing into things, Ryan - deer on the first day of hunting season.
7. Scene to Rap: Park.

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11.05 ("105")

1. Let's Make A Date: Karen questions. Brad - an Amish guy, Colin - someone in a dentist's chair, Ryan - gradually turning into a parrot.
2. Song Styles: Niroshi the political science & economics student. Brad (rock love ballad).
3. Daytime Talk Show: Alice in Wonderland on "Alice Doesn't Live Here Any More". Brad - host, Ryan - Lyle Moon (of Lyle's Glassware, sold Alice the mirror), Karen - Lilly Hai (owner of Alice's building), Colin - audience member an effeminate man (angry about them ruining Alice's life).
4. Props: Colin & Ryan - wavy furry brown mats, Brad & Karen - circles on poles (lollipops).
5. Film Dub: "One day in the West" - Ryan, Karen & Colin.
6. Sportscasters: rival waiters. Brad & Karen commentate, Ryan & Colin act.
7. Hoedown: Tourists & Kids At A Movie Theater.

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11.06 ("102")

1. Let's Make A Date: Kathy questions. Brad - stressed-out hairdresser, Colin - giving birth, Ryan - loudmouthed sports fan in the bleachers.
2. Sound Effects: The Lone Ranger finds out that outlaws have hijacked a speeding train. Colin acts, Ryan SFX.
3. Daytime Talk Show: The Three Little Pigs on "Swine Talk". Brad - host "Carl Trichinosis", Ryan - Thomas Guide (runs neighbourhood watch in the area), Kathy - Prudence Pig (mother of 2 children lost when the houses fell down), Colin - audience member the Medium Slightly Ticked Off Wolf (Big Bad Wolf's brother).
4. Props: Ryan & Kathy - T-shaped nerf tube, Colin & Brad - pink fabric-covered hoops.
5. Helping Hands: Ryan (Colin's hands) a lovesick Italian pizza maker, with Brad.
6. Hoedown: Getting your pizza late.

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11.07 ("107")

1. Daytime Talk Show: Hansel and Gretel. Greg - host "Proop Doggy Dogg", Ryan - Jimmy Buffalo (of Jimmy Buffalo's Chocolate Factory, unpaid for working on the house), Colin - the witch, Wayne - audience members a guy hyper on sugar from the house, and a representative from the child welfare board.
2. Song Styles: Mae the Baker. Wayne (love song from a movie soundtrack).
3. Moving People: Colin a motorcycle cop stopping Ryan, a suspicious looking biker.
4. Props: Colin & Greg - yellow foam double-scythes, Wayne & Ryan - grey stacked rings.
5. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - cartoon character in love, Colin - "Gone With The Wind" in 30 seconds, Ryan - salesman desperate to hide the fact he's a chimp.
6. Hoedown: Commercials.

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11.08 ("111")

1. Let's Make A Date: Denny questions. Wayne - amorous Italian opera singer, Colin - gradually turning into a pig, Ryan - gets an electric shock every time he has an impure thought.
2. Song Styles: Tricia the swimming lesson teacher. Wayne (Louis Armstrong).
3. Props: Ryan & Denny - base with grey tubes sticking out, Wayne & Colin - red foam disks with spikes on one side.
4. Party Quirks: Denny hosts. Wayne - pinball in a machine, Colin - chicken with its head cut off, Ryan - the films of Alfred Hitchcock.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Butcher - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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11.09 ("108")

1. Superheroes: Frizzy hair. Greg - Fruit and Vegetable Man, Ryan - Ice Hockey Kid, Colin - Irate Film Director Boy, Wayne - Playful Licking Puppy Boy.
2. Song Styles: Jennifer the English Literature student. Wayne (Luther Vandross).
3. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Wolverine Saint Jack John". Greg (co-anchor "Twice Nightly") - a gremlin, Wayne (sportscaster) - an overly emotional preacher at a funeral, Ryan (weatherman "Jakes Mackenzie") - being attacked by increasingly ferocious animals.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Lifeguard - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.
5. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Wayne - aging rapidly, Colin - the many roles of Charlton Heston, Ryan - eagle struggling to pick up heavy things.

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11.10 ("117")

1. Questions Only: In a daytime soap opera.
2. Song Styles: Sheila the I.N.S. Attorney. Wayne (Gospel).
3. Newsflash: teen beach party. Ryan & Denny anchor, Colin reports.
4. Sound Effects: An eastern European Olympic gymnast who neesd a perfect 10 on all his routines. Colin acts, Ryan SFX.
5. Weird Newscasters: Denny - anchor "Fifi Leadbottom". Colin (co-anchor "Ripley Back") - Denny has been spreading rumours about a disastrous date with him, Wayne (sportscaster "Ripley Arm") - caught in the middle of a busy freeway, Ryan (weatherman "Just Ripley") - Frankenstein's monster looking for a mate.
6. Scene to Rap: Earthquake.

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11.11 ("113")

1. Let's Make A Date: Wayne questions. Greg - President Clinton, Colin - Gradually being eaten by soldier ants, Ryan - a masochist.
2. Film, Theater & TV Styles: Greg a farmer who comes to complain to Ryan, a neighbouring farmer, about some giant killer bees coming from his barn.
3. Dating Service Video: Ryan & Colin, Greg & Wayne.
4. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor "Burn Nightly". Greg (co-anchor) - Captain Kirk, Wayne (sportscaster) - on a videotape that's speeding up and slowing down, Ryan (weatherman "Skippy Bartholomew") - an excited rock star in front of a big crowd.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Postal Worker - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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11.12 ("119")

1. Let's Make A Date: Wayne questions. Brad - game show prize announcer, Colin - the world's biggest glutton, Ryan - talking chicken having trouble laying an egg.
2. Duet: Dana the dental hygienist. Brad & Wayne (60s R&B).
3. Newsflash: Japanese Macaques playing in the snow. Ryan & Brad anchor, Colin reports.
4. Film, Theater & TV Styles: Wayne the birdman of Alcatraz, Ryan the prison warden who's come to his cell to tell him to get rid of his many birds. Western, Shakespeare, Sumo Wrestling.
5. Telethon: NBA Players - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing.

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11.13 ("120")

1. Questions Only: Trouble breaks out in a Wild West saloon.
2. Song Styles: Marie the Step-aerobicizer. Wayne (Prince).
3. Dead Bodies: A deleted scene from The Graduate, Mrs. Robinson (audience member Mary) is seducing Benjamin (Ryan) when her daughter (Denny - enters and dies) comes in. Colin moves.
4. Sound Effects: A hairdresser on a busy day and all his colleagues have phoned in sick. Colin acts, Ryan SFX.
5. Weird Newscasters: Denny - anchor "Ling Ling". Colin (co-anchor "Rusty Nail") - acting out scenes from a soap opera, Wayne (sportscaster "Rusty Bumper") - a middle aged woman who's proud of her body, Ryan (weatherman "Rusty Can") - Tarzan sensing that his woman is in danger.
6. Hoedown: Birth.

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11.14 ("114")

1. Let's Make A Date: Ian questions. Brad - Latin American soccer announcer, Colin - turning into the Incredible Hulk, Ryan - Ian's teenage daughter having a tantrum.
2. Moving People: A honeymoon wedding night starts off great but then goes horribly wrong when an earthquake hits - Ryan & Colin.
3. Weird Newscasters: Brad - anchor "Chester Flatbottom". Colin (co-anchor "Lazlo Turkeybaster") - only has a 5-second memory, Ian (sportscaster "Damian Hardpank") - Ricky Ricardo at his wits' end, Ryan (weatherman "Chlorophyll Lettucecrisper") - the Wicked Witch from the Wizard of Oz.
4. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Ant Farmer - Ryan & Colin introduce, Brad sings.
5. Party Quirks: Brad hosts. Ian - gangster being riddled with bullets, Colin - bad-tempered sperm trying to find its egg, Ryan - bloodhound trained to sniff out complete idiots.

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11.15 ("118")

1. Weird Newscasters: Colin - anchor. Greg (co-anchor) - a James Bond villain, Wayne (sportscaster) - spots his girlfriend with another man in the audience, Ryan (weatherman) - a psycho with a chainsaw.
2. Song Styles: Carlyle the Fashion Designer. Wayne (Cab Calloway).
3. Dating Service: World's Worst Dating Agency Video.
4. Sportscasters: plumbers. Greg & Wayne commentate, Ryan & Colin act.
5. Film Dub: Two suitors asking the father for his daughter's hand in marriage - Ryan, Greg & Colin.
6. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Mechanic - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.

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11.16 ("121")

1. Superheroes: Bad wallpaper. Brad - Body and Paint Man, Ryan - Just Back From The Dentist After Invasive Root Canal Surgery Man, Colin - The Exhibitionist Kid, Wayne - Captain Breakdance.
2. Weird Newscasters: Brad - anchor "Harry Hindquarters". Colin (co-anchor "Chester Buttocks") - in a confessional, Wayne (sportscaster "David Derriere") - underwater, Ryan (weatherman "Garrison Tush") - a lost toddler looking for his mommy.
3. Scenes From a Hat: playing too hard with the puppy, if Carol Channing were president, German pick-up lines, least likely person to appear on a stamp, famous last words, if dogs could talk, least popular college courses, unlikely Olympic events, people who shouldn't rap.
4. Props: Colin & Ryan - (?), Brad & Wayne - (?).
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Exterminator - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing.

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11.17 ("116")

1. Weird Newscasters: Stephen - anchor "Louis Dangle". Colin (co-anchor "Bill Rudford") - a mother doing baby talk to Stephen, Wayne (sportscaster "Skip Tothelou") - Bill Cosby, Ryan (weatherman "Storm Search") - in love with the camera.
2. Scene to Rap: Avalanche.
3. Moving People: Two Navy Seals at the beach, about to embark on a mission to blow up an enemy boat - Ryan & Colin.
4. Props: Ryan & Stephen - grey circle with 'handle', Colin & Wayne - poles with shiny strips.
5. Greatest Hits: Songs of the Pro Bowler - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne sings.
6. Party Quirks: Stephen hosts. Wayne - world's longest touchdown celebration, Colin - lobster trying to talk his way out of being cooked, Ryan - footage of crash-test dummies.

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11.18 ("115")

1. Questions Only: At a singles' bar, right before closing.
2. Song Styles: Dennis the Engineer. Wayne (60s girl group).
3. Newsflash: People dressed as Santa playing around. Ryan & Denny anchor, Colin reports.
4. Hey You Down There: Camping in the Wild. Denny narrates, Colin & Ryan act.
5. Party Quirks: Denny hosts. Wayne - succession of teenage girls at a slumber party, Colin - the Summer Olympics in 30 seconds, Ryan - running giraffe that gets shot with a tranquilizer dart.
6. Scene to Rap: Tsunami.

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11.19 ("110")

1. Weird Newscasters: Brad - anchor "Chester(field) SnapdragonMcFisticuff". Colin (co-anchor "Blanched") - too emotionally attached to the stories, Wayne (sportscaster "Sparky") - Don King, Ryan (weatherman "Jiff Jiffyson") - an astronaut walking in space when things start going wrong.
2. Duet: Sara the IT consultant. Brad & Wayne (disco ballad).
3. Sound Effects: Colin's wedding night, on the Titanic. Ryan SFX.
4. Props: Brad & Ryan - black juggling-club shapes, Colin & Wayne - grey foam D on a brown pole.
5. Narrate: In a pizza place - Ryan & Colin.
6. Telethon: Thumbsuckers - Ryan & Colin introduce, Wayne & Brad sing.

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11.20 ("109")

1. Weird Newscasters: Greg - anchor "Shallow Butauthoritative". Colin (co-anchor) - auditioning for roles in a horror movie, Denny (sportscaster) - catskills comedian, Ryan (weatherman) - keeps carelessly throwing away lit cigarettes.
2. Multiple Personalities: Having a problem while out hunting - Greg, Colin & Ryan. Flashlight - Liberace, Axe - Jimmy Stewart, Rifle - Scooby Doo.
3. Fashion Models: wrestler models. Greg & Denny commentate, Ryan & Colin act.
4. World's Worst: person to be President of the US.
5. Props: Ryan & Denny - large round sack, Greg & Colin - inflatable flower.
6. Party Quirks: Greg hosts. Denny - Greg's Jewish mother laying on the guilt, Colin - likes putting his hands into other people's pockets, Ryan - sea life being sucked into a propeller.
7. Hoedown: The IRS.