26 August, 2000.
Sixteen Whose Line performers have been marooned on a remote island.
To survive, they must outwit, outplay and outperform each other in various
improvisational immunity challenges.
Every two days they attend a meeting of the Whoser council, where one contestant
will be voted off the island.
But in the end, there can be only one - WHOSE LINE SURVIVOR.
The Contestants | The Island | The Episodes | Info & Disclaimer
Every singer in the history of mankind - the whole Bunch.
Known aliases: Tigger, Mr Amistad.
Special skills: Singing the forest creatures to sleep and entertaining his tribe.
Job-changing expert and hoedown starter.
Favourite animation: Wallace & Gromit. Favourite cheese: Wensleydale.
Special skills: In emergencies, eyebrows may be burnt as fuel.
He's tried sitcoms, but now it's back to game shows...
Notes: Once affiliated with the Clive, now in Carey tribe.
Special skills: Serving alcoholic beverages whilst singing advice to his tribemembers.
Longest-serving Whose Line contestant.
Hobbies: Singing songs about various objects around the house.
Special skills: hairdressing and entertaining the tribe.
Her name rhymes with "Your Mama", apparently.
Enthusiasm level: Extremely high.
Special skills: Ready and willing to try anything.
The Henry VIII of Hilarity.
Least favourite book on the island: Lord of the Flies.
Special skills: Good at Marching.
Star of Nativity Plays and Colin Mochrie lookalike competitions.
Favourite animal: Dinosaur.
Special skill: Signalling help by reflecting sun off head.
Misery, newsman and expert on the lesser Classics.
Smile count: (still waiting to start...)
Special skills: identifying hallucinations or anything imagininary.
The hippest happening dude remaining in captivity.
Least favourite location: England.
Special skill: Insulting sea creatures into the net.
Actor, poet, genius... just a few of his ambitions.
Favourite books: All the REAL classics.
Special skill: Survival on the island using the methods of Robinson Crusoe.
Singer, performer and swoonmeister.
Ambitions: A more successful game show this time round.
Special skill: Diplomatic relations with the monkeys living in the island's jungle.
"By all accounts a multi-millionaire" (so why's he doing this?!)
Plans for the island: getting away with doing naughty things.
Special skills: Entertainment, double entendres and "oooooOOOOOoohh"s.
Feeling a little outnumbered on the gender front, but hoping that improves.
Key facts: Newest and freshest member of Carey tribe.
Special skills: Not having anything to do with the restaurant of the same name.
The better half of Sweeney & Steen.
Notes: His first and last names share four letters. Wow.
Special skills: Plotting against fellow tribe members. Friendship with Jim.
Actor and part-time tent pole.
Favourite location: Saskatchewan. Or Seattle, Washington.
Special skill: Complaining about the rice and holding up the roof in an emergency.
The better seven-eighths of Sweeney & Steen.
Favourite pasttime: Impersonating busts in museums (as in statues of heads...!)
Special skills: Cooking farfeques. Trusting friendship with Steve.
Little is known about the remote (well, not THAT remote...) island on which the contestants have been placed.
Some refer to it as "Gaudeamus Igitur" - island of the has-been. Others know it as "Punker Brewsti" - Isle of the Monkey.
Still others believe it is actually just Tasmania.
What we do know is that it now features various forms of luxurious accomodation and natural amenities, constructed unbeknownst
to us by the contestants during their time on the island (and after they were meant to have been kicked off).
If you are interested in
staying on the island (and thus helping us recoup the money we spent making this series), please phone this number now:
(cost of a local call. Please get your parents' permission before calling. Everybody.)
During your stay on the island, be sure to check out some of the local facilities, including nearby shopping and pub facilities just on
the other side of the ridge from where the contestants were camped out. We were quite surprised they didn't manage to find them actually...
You might also like to relax in the Mud Volcano, although you are warned to watch out for the naked Richard. As an extra surprise
we're not telling you which one - Hatch, Vranch, Kaplan or Simmons.
Reunion/Making Of Special
Whose Line Survivor was a game played in late 2000. Each episode was created by Mark Longmuir and then
posted onto the messageboard. Over the next week or so, fans were able to vote on which contestant they
wanted to evict. The contestant with the most votes was evicted at the beginning of the next episode
(I think the on-show voting was usually roughly proportional to votes cast). Immunities were decided by
a game of random chance, i.e. flipping a coin mostly.
Information & Disclaimer
Well, just in case.
This story is a parody of, and may at times even vaguely resemble, Survivor. It uses characters (loosely)
based on the performers of "Whose Line is it Anyway?", but they are not intended to reflect the real
people - they are instead characteristed by the introductory jokes, quirks, and scenes performed by the
players during the course of the show. The events in the story bear no resemblance to anything living,
dead or otherwise, probably.