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Wayne Brady
Every singer in the history of mankind - the whole Bunch.
Known aliases: Tigger, Mr Amistad.
Special skills: Singing the forest creatures to sleep and entertaining his tribe. |
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Stephen Frost
Job-changing expert and hoedown starter.
Favourite animation: Wallace & Gromit. Favourite cheese: Wensleydale.
Special skills: In emergencies, eyebrows may be burnt as fuel. |
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Chip Esten
He's tried sitcoms, but now it's back to game shows...
Notes: Once affiliated with the Clive, now in Carey tribe.
Special skills: Serving alcoholic beverages whilst singing advice to his tribemembers. |
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Josie Lawrence
Longest-serving Whose Line contestant.
Hobbies: Singing songs about various objects around the house.
Special skills: hairdressing and entertaining the tribe. |
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Karen Maruyama
Her name rhymes with "Your Mama", apparently.
Enthusiasm level: Extremely high.
Special skills: Ready and willing to try anything. |
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Mike McShane
The Henry VIII of Hilarity.
Least favourite book on the island: Lord of the Flies.
Special skills: Good at Marching. |
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Colin Mochrie
Star of Nativity Plays and Colin Mochrie lookalike competitions.
Favourite animal: Dinosaur.
Special skill: Signalling help by reflecting sun off head. |
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Paul Merton
Misery, newsman and expert on the lesser Classics.
Smile count: (still waiting to start...)
Special skills: identifying hallucinations or anything imagininary. |
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Greg Proops
The hippest happening dude remaining in captivity.
Least favourite location: England.
Special skill: Insulting sea creatures into the net. |
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John Sessions
Actor, poet, genius... just a few of his ambitions.
Favourite books: All the REAL classics.
Special skill: Survival on the island using the methods of Robinson Crusoe. |
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Brad Sherwood
Singer, performer and swoonmeister.
Ambitions: A more successful game show this time round.
Special skill: Diplomatic relations with the monkeys living in the island's jungle. |
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Tony Slattery
"By all accounts a multi-millionaire" (so why's he doing this?!)
Plans for the island: getting away with doing naughty things.
Special skills: Entertainment, double entendres and "oooooOOOOOoohh"s. |
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Denny Siegel
Feeling a little outnumbered on the gender front, but hoping that improves.
Key facts: Newest and freshest member of Carey tribe.
Special skills: Not having anything to do with the restaurant of the same name. |
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Steve Steen
The better half of Sweeney & Steen.
Notes: His first and last names share four letters. Wow.
Special skills: Plotting against fellow tribe members. Friendship with Jim. |
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Ryan Stiles
Actor and part-time tent pole.
Favourite location: Saskatchewan. Or Seattle, Washington.
Special skill: Complaining about the rice and holding up the roof in an emergency. |
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Jim Sweeney
The better seven-eighths of Sweeney & Steen.
Favourite pasttime: Impersonating busts in museums (as in statues of heads...!)
Special skills: Cooking farfeques. Trusting friendship with Steve. |
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Some refer to it as "Gaudeamus Igitur" - island of the has-been. Others know it as "Punker Brewsti" - Isle of the Monkey.
Still others believe it is actually just Tasmania.
What we do know is that it now features various forms of luxurious accomodation and natural amenities, constructed unbeknownst
to us by the contestants during their time on the island (and after they were meant to have been kicked off).
If you are interested in
staying on the island (and thus helping us recoup the money we spent making this series), please phone this number now:
9
(cost of a local call. Please get your parents' permission before calling. Everybody.)
During your stay on the island, be sure to check out some of the local facilities, including nearby shopping and pub facilities just on
the other side of the ridge from where the contestants were camped out. We were quite surprised they didn't manage to find them actually...
You might also like to relax in the Mud Volcano, although you are warned to watch out for the naked Richard. As an extra surprise
we're not telling you which one - Hatch, Vranch, Kaplan or Simmons.